The Heathens of Comedy have been active since January 2007.
Members (so far)
Tom Myers One of the founders of the Heathens of Comedy, he does not play nice at all. In fact, he has more than likely hit on your wife/girlfriend/mother/sister/cousin after any given show. Depending on the demographic, he will even joke about them being the same person. This is an extremely dangerous individual. Do not approach. Instead, notify your local bartender, order Tom a lager, and put it on your tab.
Brett the Irish Com'Mc Another of the founding members of the Heathens of Comedy, his name is Brett, he's Irish, and he does comedy. He also has Maryland's largest collection of medieval weaponry. (Put it this way: the people who organize the Renaissance festival are pussies compared to Brett. What more needs to be said?)
Jordan Owens We will not reveal his real name lest the officials of the prison from which he broke free find him, but we will tell you that his style and delivery put Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Lenny Bruce to shame! This man is one crazy-ass dude. That's why he's a Heathen.
Sariel Like many one-named artists (Cher, Madonna, Beyonce), Sariel was born for the stage. Unlike many of those same artists just mentioned, he has talent.
Ron Bender (July 2007 - present) This bizarre and pretty goddamned funny being wandered into one of our secret society meetings wanting to share his dirty (knitting) needles and share some AIDS test samples with us. The samples weren't tasty, but for some crazy-ass reason, we let him in the fuckin' group anyway.
Honorary Members
Mike Storck The man, the myth (okay, not really a myth because he actually exists, but you get the idea), the legend! Need we say more?
Dawn Henderson Funny, outgoing, lady and a terrific photographer. Her pics will be up on the website pretty soon. Check them out (when we get them up, of course)!
Compo Simmonite Okay, he's only a fictional character from the British television series Last of the Summer Wine, but check out the outfit! How can you refuse admission to someone with holes in his trousers?
Lost Souls
Kat Malone (January 2007 - May 2007) As a member of the Heathens of Comedy, Kat brought a much needed syringe full of estrogen to this comedic sausage fest. Armed with post-traumatic stress syndrome caused by years of wearing pink leggings, keds with no laces, and over-sized earrings Kat has the ability to find the funny in things that are inherently not funny. Though originally from Northern Virginia, she feels most at home in the Baltimore area (specifically Dundalk) among people she can relate to (most of them are named Donny, Krystal, or Sherry). Kat Malone is such a trainwreck that when she tells you about her life, you go home feeling grateful for yours.
