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Heather Thomson
Stand-Up / Other / As Seen on TV
Business End

Female
27 years old
Los Angeles
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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   Heather Thomson's Comedian Bio
BioHeather grew up in a small town in Maine, then she moved here and started telling jokes, that's pretty much all that's happpened so far. thanks.
InfluencesJon Stewart, Christopher Guest, Maria Bamford, Mitch Hedberg, Paula Poundstone, Lewis Black, David Sedaris, Janeane Garofalo, David Rakoff, David Cross, Patton Oswald, Tig Nataro, Paul Feig, Morgan Murphy, Michael Ian Black, Jennifer Saunders, Martha Stewart

    Heather Thomson's Interests
MoviesAnything Christopher Guest, Dead Again, Remains of the Day (anything with british people who can't quite get it on, the tension between Emma and Anthony is palpable) Somewhere in Time, War of the Roses, The Burbs, When Harry Met Sally, Age of Innocence, Napolean Dynamite, Room with a View, Nightmare before Christmas, You Me and Everyone We know
TelevisionDesigning Women, Arrested Development, Absolutely Fabulous, Freaks and Geeks, Strangers with Candy, Squidbillies, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Simpsons, Extras, South Park, Murphy Brown, Gilmore Girls
BooksAll David Sedaris, David Rokoff "Don't get too comfortable", Craig Lucas, Judith Moore "Fat Girl" (this book is amazing i want to make every boy i went to middle school with read it and then watch the one women show i adapt from it), No one belongs here more than you Miranda July, Jon Stewart America, Wally Lamb, and something else that will make me sound more intellectual than I truly am.
HeroesAnyone whose spent anytime in a well
Groups: Bill Word's Favorite Funny FemalesDalts Gang

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     Heather Thomson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Biddeford, Me
Body type:5' 5" / Body builder
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Healer/Comedian

   Heather Thomson's Schools
Pitzer College
Claremont,California
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Aesthetics and Design
 

2000 to 2004
Waynflete School
Portland,Maine
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 2000


Heather Thomson's Clips [View All Clips]
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Greatest HIts Mix
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Heather at UCB Theater Hollywood
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Heather Thomson Performing at Comedy Meltdown
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Heather Thomson at UCB Theater
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Getting to know me
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My freakin Pony
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   Upcoming Gigs
Apr 24 2009 10:00P
90 West Bar Los Angeles CA
Apr 28 2009 8:00P
Live at Gotham Showcase West Hollywood CA
Apr 30 2009 8:00P
Comedy 90210 Beverly Hills CA
May 1 2009 11:00P
Twelve Shiny Nickels @ Gardner Stages Los Angeles CA
May 7 2009 9:00P
Great and Secret Show Los Angeles CA
May 13 2009 9:30P
Lucky Strike Los Angeles CA

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   Heather Thomson's Blurbs
About me:
*not really

through some my space glitch (that's right you heard myspace, teach you to not respond to my e-mails) i am stuck with the not really above. it is not a metaphorical representation of self if i were to do that it would be <&> shortstack: thank you. who i'd like to meet, a nanny. i burned myself again today!

   Heather Thomson's Friend Space (Top 3)
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Famima!!





Jun 24 2009 12:15 AM

Just stopping by to say hi :) Thanks for the support!! www.famima-usa.com
Best Of Myspace Comedy





Jun 2 2009 12:06 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend. My good Catholic friend Brian McCarthy has a new show called Panty Droppers. In his show he talks about my two favorite subjects sex and liquor. .

Please check it out and visit his site

http://www.myspace.com/brianpmccarthy to tell him what you think of Panty Droppers!
Riz





Apr 23 2009 2:46 AM

Yo Heather, just got to LA...I'm staying in West Hollywood so I'm gonna go to your show here next week...email me you numbah on the Facebook
Mimbly$$$$





Mar 17 2009 12:41 AM

I miss your little face jelly bean.
Ty





Feb 27 2009 7:20 PM

Thank you for the additionalization!
showbizzle





Feb 13 2009 10:04 PM

Hello hello hello Heather Thomson

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The Ed Galvez Punk House





Feb 7 2009 12:58 AM

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12 Shiny Nickels





Jan 23 2009 8:32 PM

www.twelveshinynickels.com
www. twelveshinynickels. com
Mimbly$$$$





Jan 20 2009 3:14 AM





You always say things that make me cry. Let's hit the movies asap.
Erik Tait





Jan 20 2009 12:13 AM

Come see my new show this Sunday night at Three Clubs in Hollywood! The funniest magic show in town at 8pm. Hosted by Erik Tait and Farrell Dillon with Handsome Jack, Andrew Goldenhersch and other special guests! Check out our bitching poster below!

The UkuLady





Jan 14 2009 7:40 PM

The Ukulady & Friendsies wish you, my New Best Friendsie, Roller Skate Fever!

www. myspace. com/CupcakeAndSwizzleStick
www. TheUkulady. com
Brianne





Jan 3 2009 9:52 PM

i just tagged the hell out of your pics. thank you.
Brianne





Jan 3 2009 9:37 PM

julie's bro is in LA now. we should show him around.
Tom Becker





Dec 18 2008 9:43 AM

Sensible AND luxurious!
Tom Becker





Dec 17 2008 8:09 PM

My first car was a Saab.

Eerie!
Hammy





Dec 14 2008 5:54 AM

hey there girlfriend...what's happening! i hope things are exciting and the gods of hollywood are treating you nice! have a great holiday and i hope 2009 brings you where you want to be!
Hannah Boone





Dec 8 2008 2:23 AM

is i.o.
west happening tonight?
Allison Geddie





Dec 1 2008 11:46 PM

I'm so glad you're hosting this event!!!!!!
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Nov 23 2008 1:52 AM

huzzah!

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Joe Donatelli





Nov 15 2008 3:10 AM

Heather, I mention you in my column this week. You can check it out on Sunday (11/16) at www. joedonatelli. com.
Great set last Sunday!
kat





Nov 7 2008 11:15 PM

Hi Heather! Love your comedy! See you Sunday!!!

PS Sorry I slapped your hand so hard...
Erin





Nov 3 2008 3:26 AM

I knew this would end up being your profile pic! Awesome.
Go team Thomson!
No on 8 - No on H8





Oct 25 2008 10:08 PM

Thanks for the support!




Please encourage all your friends and neighbors to VOTE NO on 8, NO on HATE!



Cheers! :)
Mimbly$$$$





Oct 20 2008 11:03 PM

I really hope Garth didn't kill anyone last night, if anyone needed to sit by a rock and sober up it was him, jesus. Love you lady.
Jon Tomashefsky





Oct 20 2008 8:17 PM

Are you stepping in or out of that trash can?
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