Nine Inch

About me:

As you may have read, my name is Heath.

I am actually a pretty simple guy. I enjoy all the cliché things in life: friends, chilling, movies, parties and doing the horizontal dance (also known as 'sex').

I don't get why people tell you they hate bitches, sluts, liars and people who perform animal cruelty because... everybody hates those people.
Have you ever met someone that says, "Let's hang out with Monica; I like her cause she was being all bitchy to me this one time, then she had sex with me and my eight friends, then told me she was pregnant - but it turned out she lied and wasn't actually - and on occasion she'll fill a sack with cats and beat families of kangaroos with it."
No. Everybody hates those people

I get along with my family, I guess.
Me and my sister get along; I think it's because she is the only person in my family to not purposely beat the shit out of me - then again, how do you 'accidentally' beat the shit out of someone?
My mum always says to me, "People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people." I think she is trying to hint at something.
Me and my dad don't see each other much, and we don't have much to talk about. He usually gives me terrible advice, like: "Never get into fights with ugly people - they have nothing to lose." He means well, we just don't know what to talk about, then again, it's really hard to catch up as his prison is heaps far away.

That was a joke.

That is pretty much me.
I want to make films when I grow up. I try to make people laugh. I hate conflict and Secret Window. I'm addicted to back massages. Oh, and I'm awesome.
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