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  • Genre: Classic Rock / Metal / Rock

    Location HELL, Un

    Profile Views: 121416

    Last Login: 8/24/2011

    Member Since 1/8/2005

    Website http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL2hlYXZ5bWV0YWxoYXBweWhvdXI=

    Record Label Sure, why not.

    Type of Label Indie

  • Bio

    .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. The Master of Metal is an Eternal Beacon of Tasteful Disgust, renown for His Epic Scrotum, His Crimson Heart and the Tumescent Tower of Immortal Meat known as His Demondick. The Master is a Fiendish Piano Player and a Catalyst of Culture, Unleashing Torrents of Timorous Music and Manspunk across the Unsuspecting Minds of Minions, Poopers, Mothers and other Weak and Disturbing Creatures. If you smelled the Master of Metal's fingers, you would most definitely recognize the Outstanding Odor of your Mother's Sweet Vagine. For trousers, he prefers Leather; for curtains, Beef. His Bell End has been touched by more lips than the Blarney Stone and his Taint has been lovingly buffed clean by the salient saliva of poopers and other interested parties. Besides playing piano, the Master of Metal writes poetry, cultivates quality Deathleaf and Megalomaniacally Masturbates to Pervy Polaroids of Bea Arthur's Perilous Pussy. .. .. NEW TEESHIRTS AND MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! .... ..
  • Members

    The Master of Metal and his Carnal Concubines, along with various zombies, corpses and meat puppets...
  • Influences

    Your Mother, Lucifer, Marijuana, Gratuitous Spelunking, Lubrication, Moby Dick, Timothy Leary, Necrophilia, Hot Rods, Sweet Vagine, The Manson Family Picnic & Retreat, The Checkered Demon, Televised War, Extremely Sharp Knives and most of all... VAGINA!!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
  • Sounds Like

    All the classic Heavy Metal, Iron Maiden, Dio, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, Judas Priest, Alice Cooper, Spinal Tap, Scorpions, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, Motley Crue, Metallica, Rush, Quiet Riot, Leatherwolf, Ozzy, Aerosmith, Kiss, Guns and Roses, Mother Love Bone, David Bowie, Rocky Horror and more! You know you love the metal, sinner. CONFESS! And you shall be saved.... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. This satanic ritual brought to you by: .. .. ....THE DEATH OF MR. HATE!.... .. .. Now don't you feel better? .. .. MoM

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The Master of Metal is an Eternal Beacon of Tasteful Disgust, renown for His Epic Scrotum, His Crimson Heart and the Tumescent Tower of Immortal Meat known as His Demondick. The Master is a Fiendish Piano Player and a Catalyst of Culture, Unleashing Torrents of Timorous Music and Manspunk across the Unsuspecting Minds of Minions, Poopers, Mothers and other Weak and Disturbing Creatures. If you smelled the Master of Metal's fingers, you would most definitely recognize the Outstanding Odor of your Mother's Sweet Vagine. For trousers, he prefers Leather; for curtains, Beef. His Bell End has been touched by more lips than the Blarney Stone and his Taint has been lovingly buffed clean by the salient saliva of poopers and other interested parties. Besides playing piano, the Master of Metal writes poetry, cultivates quality Deathleaf and Megalomaniacally Masturbates to Pervy Polaroids of Bea Arthur's Perilous Pussy.

NEW TEESHIRTS AND MERCH AVAILABLE NOW!

Member Since:

January 08, 2005

Members:

The Master of Metal and his Carnal Concubines, along with various zombies, corpses and meat puppets...

Influences:

Your Mother, Lucifer, Marijuana, Gratuitous Spelunking, Lubrication, Moby Dick, Timothy Leary, Necrophilia, Hot Rods, Sweet Vagine, The Manson Family Picnic & Retreat, The Checkered Demon, Televised War, Extremely Sharp Knives and most of all... VAGINA!!!

Sounds Like:

All the classic Heavy Metal, Iron Maiden, Dio, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, Judas Priest, Alice Cooper, Spinal Tap, Scorpions, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, Motley Crue, Metallica, Rush, Quiet Riot, Leatherwolf, Ozzy, Aerosmith, Kiss, Guns and Roses, Mother Love Bone, David Bowie, Rocky Horror and more! You know you love the metal, sinner. CONFESS! And you shall be saved....

This satanic ritual brought to you by:

THE DEATH OF MR. HATE!

Now don't you feel better?

MoM

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Sure, why not.

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