BAND members?!? BAN members, more lark. Incinerate them all. Gettin' paid a bloody fortune to sit around in the States Chambers talkin' rot all day whilst the arland falls apart around ar bloody years. You ear them on the ray-dee-oh. Makes me sick it does.
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wat? Ar cut ma labels art, mon vie. Terrible itch.
Born and bred it St Ouen with occasional trips to La Collette where ah found the very same guitar on which ah play this here song below. Raised on a diet of cauliflower, spuds and sweat. Don..t trust the States as far as ar could throw the buggers which isn..t very far. Incinerate the lot of 'em, as ah was saying to Basil ma prarze bull the other day. Send 'em up in smoke. Bring back the Hun...go on, bring ..em back over. We was better off then. None of these tracksuited hoodlums tearin' up the place lark you read about in the JEP. You knew where you stood with Gerry. They..d get the Battle of Flowers rart make no mistake, none of this GST nonsense an with the crep it gets spent we on 'n all. Who needs a toad with a pole up it's arse? Yer call that thing near the tunnel a clock? Ah could keep better time by ma father's bowel movements. Anyway, ah dargress...enjoy yer songs...
This weekend there's a double treat for fans of live music at Live Lounge, Jersey. On Friday July 24th, epic pop from Gasp'n gus from France, with support from Jerseybob and special guest DJ Rosbif.
On Saturday July 25th, Oxjam Jersey in association with Asylum presents six bands, four DJs, a live hip hop vocalist, one dance crew, a raffle with awesome prizes, and lots more, all in aid of Oxfam. Show starts at nine on two floors! Tickets from SDS and White Label Records.
Sunday, May 24th, at Live Lounge: Jersey Hospice Care - Bedell Group Ecuador Challenge 2009 with Falenizza Horsepower, The Mighty Bulletproof, Esther Rose Parkes, Jamie Lee, Salem's Lot, The Porcupine Effect, and Carlo & Livingstone. Experience the power of good.
Next Friday, 15th May, Asylum proudly presents celebrated pop classicists of Leeds, The Light Streams, alongside Crowne and The Empty Seven. Don't miss it!
Well done last night. I see it was a sell out, you will need a bigger place next time! There were loads of people who coudn't get in, an they all wanted to, all twelve Parishes turned out, not just St Ouen's AH! Wallow in it, you deserve the fame, lol, have a happy day!!!!
