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About Heidi
My name is Heidi Cortez and here I am. I live in Hollywood, CA ....A very awesome place, but hale from Reno, NV. I live by the saying... "If you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself." Cause, let’s be honest...no one can do it better. I own the coolest tanning salon ever, CABANA TANS in Reno, NV. I started off as a model and I use to host my own show on Howard Stern's Howard 100 & 101 on Sirius Radio. You may also recognize me from 2 seasons on the TV Show, Sunset Tan on the E! Channel..... I'm a Best-Selling author of "Heidi's Bedtime Stories" that of course you can pick up at any bookstore( wink wink). I love doing prank phone calls(what can i say? Its a sick talent i have...) & charity. I'm truly a blessed person. I'm not anything like people might expect me to be. I'm not stuck up. I'm funny and down to earth and I'm still stoked that I can flip a switch and lights come on. I believe in helping the world out any way I can.I love helping my charity for Direct Relief ( www.SocialVibe.com/HeidiCortez ) .....The way to my heart is through COMEDY! There’s nothing I love more than stand-up or just silly people(take me to a comedy show, and you've gotten my attention)!
Things I love are...rootbeer, horse betting, heels, shopping, speed walks, going to shows & concerts, candy, going to Burning Man, hanging out w/ Austin, traveling, the beach, hanging w/ my buddies, and COMEDY. And no thank you....I don’t want your screen name, address, email address, phone number, SS#, or your sidekick text... . Please forgive me for not being able to answer everyone’s messages (Please put a subject or I don’t read them anyways). However, I do read most of them and I'm very thankful(more than you know). You guys are the best!
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Also, go check out www.HeidiCortez.com for photos, videos and and downloads.........Its good for you( Yeah, Kinda Like Carrots)
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Who I'd Like to Meet:
The Hackers from my first myspace account, fans, new friends, the Beastie Boys and Anyone that enjoys comedy as much as me. I love to go to stand up comedy..... !
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For bookings please contact: Email Ashley At CortezManager@yahoo.com or
Nick Lioi at Moodswing360
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Heidi's Companies:
Heidi Cortez, Inc.
United States
2006
Owner
Simon & Schuster Publishing
New York City, NY
2006
Author (35 short bedtime stories)
SIRIUS Radio
2006
New York, NY
2006
Radio Host of "Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez"
2006
Playboy Enterprises
Beverly Hills, CA
2005
Model
Cabana Tans
Reno, NV
2004-Present
Owner
Sunset Tan on E!
Music
The Beach Boys, Rancid, NOFX, Violet Femmes, Beastie Boys, Elvis, Greenday, Social D, Ramones, Dick Dayle, The Killers,The Bouncing Souls, Green Day, Face to Face, AFI, Jouney, Cyndi Lauper, Transplants, Tom Petty, A&A, Dropkick Murphys, The Fratellis Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, Pennywise, I like all sorts of stuff.. ................
Books
My Book is a Barnes & Noble Best Seller and published by the great people at Simon & Schuster. Its 35 short Betimes Stories sold everywhere! "Heidi's Bedtime Stories"
Office Space, Fletch(love Chevy Chase more than any other guy) , Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, Coming to America, The Three Amigos, Trading Places, Christmas Vacation,Goonies, The Jerk, Zoolander, Waynes World(Hey man, if your gonna spue, spue in this), Naked Gun. Doesnt have Steve Martin, Chevey Chase, Ben Stiller or Dan Akroyd? Its prob not my cup of tea
Heroes
Anyone that has made there way to the top from the very bottom.
My Bitch, Jesse Fritsh Sportin' "The Heidster" Shirt.Thanks Jess..xo
Television
Howard Stern of course! He's the man and Sunset Tan on E!
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Drug Related, new independent motion picture, is directed by June Daguiso (Full Circle & Collide). Drug Related is a gritty drama exposing the most evil of drug usage in America to the most innocent of its victims. Movie premieres in Falls Church, Virginia August 15th & various cities throughout the country.
Drug Related (Official Trailer 2009)
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I hope this message finds you doing well Heidi! Showing love and support! Have a phenomenal and productive rest of the week! Take care and best wishes! :)
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Please check out my stand-up comedy video on my page. Please post a comment if you like it. It is also on YouTube: Aaron Norling. If you have an account on YouTube, please view it there, so it can be rated. It features the Simpsons singing Billy Squier and a song about Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton. I am also looking for a Hollywood voiceover agent and a TV writing partner.
, Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, Coming to America, The Three Amigos, Trading Places, Christmas Vacation,Goonies, The Jerk, Zoolander, Waynes World(Hey man, if your gonna spue, spue in this), Naked Gun. Doesnt have Steve Martin, Chevey Chase, Ben Stiller or Dan Akroyd? Its prob not my cup of tea
My Bitch, Jesse Fritsh Sportin' "The Heidster" Shirt.Thanks Jess..xo
