Please Go Pick Up The New Issue Of "NO COVER" Magazine to see my centerfold an kick-ass interview. +44 is on the Cover.
About Heidi
My name is Heidi Cortez and here I am. I live in Hollywood, CA ....A very awesome place, but hale from Reno, NV. I live by the saying... "If you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself." Cause, let’s be honest...no one can do it better. I own the coolest tanning salon ever, CABANA TANS in Reno, NV. I started off as a model and I use to host my own show on Howard Stern's Howard 100 & 101 on Sirius Radio. You may also recognize me from 2 seasons on the TV Show, Sunset Tan on the E! Channel..... I'm a Best-Selling author of "Heidi's Bedtime Stories" that of course you can pick up at any bookstore( wink wink). I love doing prank phone calls(what can i say? Its a sick talent i have...) & charity. I'm truly a blessed person. I'm not anything like people might expect me to be. I'm not stuck up. I'm funny and down to earth and I'm still stoked that I can flip a switch and lights come on. I believe in helping the world out any way I can.I love helping my charity for Direct Relief ( www.SocialVibe.com/HeidiCortez )
Things I love are...rootbeer, horse betting, heels, shopping, speed walks, going to shows & concerts, candy, going to Burning Man, hanging out w/ Austin, traveling, the beach, hanging w/ my buddies, and COMEDY. And no thank you....I don’t want your screen name, address, email address, phone number, SS#, or your sidekick text... . Please forgive me for not being able to answer everyone’s messages (Please put a subject or I don’t read them anyways). However, I do read most of them and I'm very thankful(more than you know). You guys are the best!
*****For All Appearances & Club Bookings, Please BOOK HERE ******
For CLUB bookings please contact: Nick Lioi at Moodswing360
nick@moodswing360.com 212-582-7575 x132
Also, go check out www.HeidiCortez.com for photos, videos and and downloads.........Its good for you( Yeah, Kinda Like Carrots)
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Who I'd Like to Meet:
The Hackers from my first myspace account, fans, new friends, the Beastie Boys and Anyone that enjoys comedy as much as me. I love to go to stand up comedy..... !
****** BOOK ME HERE FOR YOUR CLUB OR EVENT*****
For bookings please contact: Email Ashley At CortezManager@yahoo.com or
Nick Lioi at Moodswing360
nick@moodswing360.com 212-582-7575 x132
Heidi's Companies:
Heidi Cortez, Inc.
United States
2006
Owner
Simon & Schuster Publishing
New York City, NY
2006
Author (35 short bedtime stories)
SIRIUS Radio
2006
New York, NY
2006
Radio Host of "Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez"
2006
Playboy Enterprises
Beverly Hills, CA
2005
Model
Cabana Tans
Reno, NV
2004-Present
Owner
Sunset Tan on E!
Music
The Beach Boys, Rancid, NOFX, Violet Femmes, Beastie Boys, Elvis, Greenday, Social D, Ramones, Dick Dayle, The Killers,The Bouncing Souls, Green Day, Face to Face, AFI, Jouney, Cyndi Lauper, Transplants, Tom Petty, A&A, Dropkick Murphys, The Fratellis Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, Pennywise, I like all sorts of stuff.. ................
Books
My Book is a Barnes & Noble Best Seller and published by the great people at Simon & Schuster. Its 35 short Betimes Stories sold everywhere! "Heidi's Bedtime Stories"
Office Space, Fletch(love Chevy Chase more than any other guy) , Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, Coming to America, The Three Amigos, Trading Places, Christmas Vacation,Goonies, The Jerk, Zoolander, Waynes World(Hey man, if your gonna spue, spue in this), Naked Gun. Doesnt have Steve Martin, Chevey Chase, Ben Stiller or Dan Akroyd? Its prob not my cup of tea
Heroes
Anyone that has made there way to the top from the very bottom.
Jesse Fritsh Sportin' "The Heidster" Shirt.Thanks Jess..xo
Television
Howard Stern of course! He's the man and Sunset Tan on E!
flew back into LA today and cant sleep cuz im still on Hawaii time so i decided to pick a random person on my friends list to harass and I CHOOSE YOU!!!1
so whats up, ugly? you like. doin stuff an -- actually that made me kinda tired. please forgive this comment. i may not be drunk, but im posative i wont even remember sending it... zzzzzzz
Hey sexy, How are you doing? I Hope all is well... Things are good with me.... just working and going to the gym... :) What did you do this weekend? Anything HOT!
Kisses...
JSSL (JUST SHOWING SOME LOVE)
K. JEWEL "Keeping It Caliente..." Don't Be A Stranger
I Can Hardly Wait ****************** Every morning, every night, sometimes in the middle of the day... Escaping into dark, quiet corners to relieve myself Sometimes calmly, sometimes furiously... shamelessly Three times again today, is no surprise Laughing every time... seeing what I'd do to satisfy I want to take you up on all your offers... let you try Fulfill all the scintillating needs inside Heavenly wings and spitfire tongues taste like lullabies!
BTW, THE WINDOWS ARE OPEN FULL BLAST 4 OUR 70*+ BLUEGRASS FLOOR DRYER BREEZE, WHILE THOSE 200 YEAR OLD + GIANT OAK TREE'S LEAVES ARE FALLIN' BACK 2 MOTHER EARTH'S RELATIONSHIP BLISS, IF U KNO WOT WE MEAN,WHOYA!
ALOHA AUTUMN FROM THE BLUEGRASS, LOLOL, XOMIKEY&MOLLYXO
PS. WE'LL KEEP THE SUN SHINING BRIGHT FROM OUR OLD KENTUCKY HOME HARDWOODY'S BEBE;))
Drop buy say no one looks better in November rainy days or cold sunny days than you do. So here wish your November goes way you want to be all month long:)
, Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, Coming to America, The Three Amigos, Trading Places, Christmas Vacation,Goonies, The Jerk, Zoolander, Waynes World(Hey man, if your gonna spue, spue in this), Naked Gun. Doesnt have Steve Martin, Chevey Chase, Ben Stiller or Dan Akroyd? Its prob not my cup of tea
Jesse Fritsh Sportin' "The Heidster" Shirt.Thanks Jess..xo
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