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THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND AND I WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THAT SANTA LEAVES OUT THE COAL THIS YEAR AND 2010 GREETS YOU WELL! Drop by anytime and see new stories from my upcoming book of twisted tales in rhyme, and preview the first LUNACY MACHINE CHILDREN'S BOOK, 'GREEN LEGS AND HANDS' DUE OUT IN 2010 AS WELL.
Again... Thanks for your support and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!
-Criss Karver



ALWAYS...CRISS KARVER

THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU!
IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625

-TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!

ALWAYS...CRISS KARVER

DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!

HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.

OUIJA

Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We’re asking for the dead to speak,
It’s only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died.

The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.

Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me?
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me.

The figure eight continues and around the board it moves.
It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down.
Come, spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . .
Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.

You’re coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now.
Then the oracle stopped on the U.

Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense.
You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do?
Then the oracle stopped on YES.

*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section
SEE YA!!
-CRISS KARVER

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Hi heist hominid,

Thank you so much for your support and encouragement. The book that God has tasked me with completing, Carnal Striving Spiritual, is now available for secure purchase from my website - www.AnthonyJerrod.com. The already critically-acclaimed book has received national and international attention thus far and is being endorsed by very prominent scholars, pastors and authors, including a Pulitzer-Prize and Nobel-prize winning author whose endorsement was not included in the book.

Your help in advancing the Kingdom of God is appreciated. May you and yours have a wonderful day, and I hope that you will find something in the book that will bless you and/or help to improve your Christian walk.

With humility and appreciation,

Anthony