all five brothers in destruction were birthed from the foulest womb of an opium addicted prostitute. left in a dumpster to rot they survived on rust, feces from soiled diapers and their own umbilical cords. blessed with an inherent power of aural destruction from the poisoned womb this band of 5 brothers set out to annihilate any that dared listen. after only playing a single live performance where, subsequently, the audience was chummified and the venue was laid to waste, HELEN OF DESTROY returned to their dumpster to hone their craft into an altogether far more unholy beast than it was. when they will decide to strike next is entirely uknown but when they do it will be the greatest display of carnage this world has ever known.
man i'm so excited! okay...you see those deals sending to one another? i, myself, really i figured it was fake..., but i did one a bit ago, to get a free card with $500 credit on it to shop @ Macys, and surprisingly it did work i can't believe it. you might want to click here and grab one too, you see...?
myke:
it may be the 5 + 1/2 molson dry's in me right now, but i was listening to this shit recently, and just now noticed that the lyrics are posted. i am a bit ashamed that i didn't know all the words until now, but i felt compelled to tell you your writing is quite remarkable. precinct especially. kudos.
yo, so there used to be this band that was pretty cool. i mean, nothing spectacular, but really fun to watch and smell. but i guess they just got tired of being so hype and called it early. now mondays only mean tears.
yo guys, i think we should do a little photo shoot at band practice tonight, you know, 'cause we're all way sketchier looking now than when we took those last pictures. plus those ones are way not awesome enough.
