Selym
Myles Helfand
Male
32 years old
Hoboken, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 6/14/2009
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    Selym's Interests
Musiclatest downloads/moochings: stuff by peter and the wolf, alison krauss (often in conjunction with others), steeldrivers, andrew bird, peter bradley adams, spoon, decibully, hail social, pela, bob dylan, johnny cash, snow patrol, hawk and a hacksaw, the dears, menomena, and margot & the nuclear so & so's.

some of the songs i adore:
-- mistress witch from mcclure (sufjan stevens)
-- raining in baltimore (counting crows)
-- dead man's rope (sting)
-- hazy shade of winter (simon 'n the funkelman)
-- trouble (coldplay)
-- blower's daughter (damien rice)
-- think (aretha)
-- back on my feet (glen phillips)
-- mystery (indigo girls)
-- fake plastic trees (radiohead)
-- hey jude (beatles)
-- i can see clearly now (johnny nash, tho i think i like the jimmy cliff cover better)
-- anything created by the musical (and lyrical, and maybe metaphysical, and definitely gastronomical) genius that is Miró and the Transmitter
Moviesi do not like sentimental crap. if you take me to a movie that is designed to make people cry and/or believe in true love, i will hurt you. but i do like:

-- clever/quirky comedies (like Best in Show, The Princess Bride or Clue)

-- fun, well-crafted adventure flicks (like the last Indy Jones)

-- quality actionish brain-twisting drama stuff (like The Game or Fight Club)

-- awesome all-out dramas (like Glory)

-- stuff that's cool to see on a huge screen at a painfully high volume (like X-Men 2 or the Lordses of the Ringseses)
Televisioni just watch what my DVR tells me to watch. at the moment, that means: Battlestar Galactica, The Daily Show and Colbert's show, The Office (US version), Family Guy, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, 30 Rock, Stargate Atlantis, How I Met Your Mother and Chuck.

shows i miss: The West Wing (the Sorkin years), Arrested Development, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Futurama (the shows on Comedy Central don't count as new), Strangers With Candy. Whose Line Is It Anyway reruns can cheer me up no matter how horrible a mood i'm in. and i can never forget MST3K: crow t. robot, you will always hold a special place in my heart.
Booksoh yeah, i've read a few.
Heroesmy mom. she's one amazing chick. :)
Groups: Drew UniversityMST3K NUTSDrew University Acorn -- past and presentI LOVE CHEESETennis PlayersTennis Fanatics

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     Selym's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Exit 9
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:i'm a guy who does stuff

   Selym's Schools
Drew University
Madison, NJ
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: polisci, english
Clubs: ultimate frisbee, acorn (the campus newspaper, not the oak-fruit)
 

1995 to 1999
East Brunswick High
E Brunswick, NJ
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: i was a loooooser, but at least i could write one heck of a short story
 

1993 to 1995

   Selym's Networking
Publishing - Editor - Managing

Publishing - Writer - Journalist


   Selym's Companies
student advantage, inc.
new york, US
education editor of a site that no longer exists
studentadvantage.com

5/99 to 4/01
body health resources corp.
new york, US
managing editor
thebody.com, thebodypro.com

9/01 to... actually, i should be working right now
virtually advising, inc.
new york, US
cofounder and many other hats
virtuallyadvising.com

forever



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   Selym's Blurbs
About me:
recent stuff from my flickr page -- even though i always say "thank you" when a cashier gives me change, it still feels weird when they say "you're welcome." i'm welcome? i just bought something from you, and *i'm* welcome?

-- i don't understand how people maintain more than one social networking presence at a time. even if the extra ones are kinda lame, like linkedin. no offense to linkedin, of course. i use it. i swear by it. it's my life. but it doesn't have scrabulous.

-- what's your instinctive reaction to the idea of using soap instead of shampoo in a pinch? yeah. me too.
MySpace Layouts
 
Who I'd like to meet:
the person who can tell me how to get rid of the "Who I'd like to meet" section.

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   Selym's Friend Space (Top 10)
Selym has 57 friends.
 Darin 


 Anna 


 Suerellarella 


 Nerdgirl 


 Janet 


 krystyn 


 Maggie 


 Miró and the Transmitter 


 Unbelievable Luck 


 potato 





Selym's Friends Comments
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jen dubin





Apr 20 2008 1:57 AM

matzoh man says: happy passover! and happy birthday as well.
Ezra





Apr 19 2008 2:20 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIDDO!
Dad
jen dubin





Feb 14 2008 3:15 PM

krystyn





Jan 30 2008 4:37 AM

listen to the song on my profile..have you heard it before?? i mean this version?
jen dubin





Dec 16 2007 7:21 PM

2007 dubin holiday card

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krystyn





Dec 10 2007 11:35 PM

hey dude...i miss you...when are you comin' 'round the hood again??
jen dubin





Dec 5 2007 6:37 PM

Darin





Nov 19 2007 8:29 AM

jen dubin





Oct 16 2007 2:20 PM

best congratulatory comment yet. love it. thank you!
Darin





Oct 4 2007 7:33 AM

It is up to me to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car.
jen dubin





Oct 4 2007 2:10 AM

Leave Britney Alone!
Darin





Oct 2 2007 4:40 AM

So Ryan got promoted to Corporate. Where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas back here in Scranton, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog or a fish?
Darin





Oct 1 2007 8:47 PM

So THAT'S where her uterus went!
skäte moss 42lbs





Sep 27 2007 6:13 AM

Did you check under the couch? Maybe your passport has become yet another victim of feline mischief.
Darin





Sep 26 2007 8:03 AM

From a New Yorker review of a book about the fall of network TV:

When it comes to metaphors, the author tends to channel-surf. He writes, "Now fingers were being pointed at Zucker for milking old NBC hits for every drop of ratings juice left in them." ABC "had the feel - and maybe the smell - of the chronically snakebitten." Maybe the smell. And at CBS "there were nits in the bowl of cherries." Yuck.
Darin





Sep 25 2007 1:26 AM

eryn





Aug 22 2007 2:01 PM

i love the mint mojito orbitz. i must say it was almost as good as the real thing - sans alcohol...
krystyn





Aug 14 2007 7:49 PM

1. I'm pretty sure that open-faced sandwiches DO have two pieces of bread. Who is serving them without the second piece?? You're getting gipped my friend.

2. I happen to have just purchased the mint mojito orbit gum. It's not the best thing in the world, but it definitely differs from the other mint flavors. Personally, I prefer the bubblemint. Minty, yet fun.

3. Honestly. If you can't tell the difference between a blueberry and a chocolate chip....
skäte moss 42lbs





Aug 10 2007 1:16 AM

...so were there different types of Simpsons cats to choose from? Or did you just luck out because the Simpsons' family cat just happens to look eerily like Cleo?
Maggie





Aug 6 2007 7:30 PM

I actually had to meet with a recruiter downtown this morning. So, I left my house at 9 AM. I met Sarah for lunch and just now got home. I am really exhausted and think that I'm going to take a nap.

I agree that it was a most excellent weekend. I'm glad that you finally made good on your threat to come to Chicago.
Janet





Aug 3 2007 4:12 AM

Why do you look like a Simpson? I love it.

I owe you a cheesecake.
Ezra





Aug 1 2007 10:49 PM

I agree. In fact, I am too old to do much of anything anymore. When the heck did that happen? And who is the weird guy with the pussycat next to him?
Dad
Pope Shmuley, MA,KBE,SPQR,etc.





Jul 30 2007 1:08 AM

What kind of establishment would serve an open-faced sandwich with only one slice of bread? I don't know where you've been eating, my friend, but in Brooklyn, an open-faced sandwich has two slices over which the meat is evenly dispersed. What the hell are they doing in Manhattan?!
eryn





Jul 18 2007 5:26 PM

definitely ironic... if its on, we should go!
eryn





Jul 18 2007 3:59 PM

do you think they'll still have Little Miss Sunshine in the park tonight? i was planning on making a trip to hbkn-land
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