Onion Head Monster
""This is a stick-up, not a photo shoot." -P.Friedrich"

Male
28 years old
RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: catalyzed Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/hellcar  

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    Onion Head Monster's Interests
Generalsmashing, crushing, destruction, explosions, chaotic situations, speed
Musicextremely loud for driving fast
Heroesgodzilla, king kong, the creature from the black lagoon, frankentstein, dracula, the wolfman, darth vader, and your mom.
Groups: Contemporary Painter's Allianceart swap.Go-Go, Baby!KultureBar Pirates Por Vida!

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     Onion Head Monster's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Body type:0' 0"
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn

   Onion Head Monster's Companies
HellCar Industries
PH
Olympic Gold Standard
Demolition Dept.




Onion Head Monster is destroying

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   Onion Head Monster's Blurbs
About me:
I am Onion Head Monster. I am a hundred times more dangerous than France. You are who you are. You can remember that. If you can't seem to, then you need to watch this demonstration.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Spaghetti.
Forget it. I thought they asked what I like to eat.
I'd like to meet those that can make a lot of spaghetti.

   Onion Head Monster's Friend Space (Top 8)
Onion Head Monster has 820 friends.
 Henri 


 Capt. Motherfucker (BxPx Por Vida) 


 John 


 Carolina Rollergirls 


 sirracha 


 Superchunk 


 Rabbitt 


 commissioners 





Onion Head Monster's Friends Comments
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shelley





May 15 2008 8:21 AM

i wish i could make it! headed to the beach tomorrow for a soccer tourney...
Liz





May 9 2008 10:27 AM

Oh Paul, you'll find a special surprise if you check out my Top Friends.
:)
robin





Apr 30 2008 7:45 PM

i found some serious fries downtown. cheap too. -$$$. what can only be described as a popcorn bucket is involved. we'll sort this out later.
thornswrath





Apr 29 2008 1:45 PM

Hey Onion Head Monster - - what cities are you plannin on destroying, this weekend ? If you're out in the midwest, why not try Salt Lake ? We could use some action around here.
Thanx,
ThoRnswrAth
... erika ...





Apr 22 2008 7:15 AM

Dude-- I totally missed your call this weekend.
Did you have a splendid one?? xoxo--
frau autonomist





Apr 5 2008 12:14 PM

as u may have noticed, no beverage, no entrance... don't force me to get cartoony with my bionic eyes to see your pieces from the street!
robin





Mar 29 2008 11:29 AM

Raleigh hot dog tour. As soon as we have a weather appropriate Saturday... and a an entire Sunday to recover from the botulism.
Walker





Mar 26 2008 4:46 PM

Hey Onion Head Monster! Hang in there, it's almost Friday.

... erika ...





Mar 25 2008 8:40 AM

Is there mid-week relief scheduled for tomorrow? I may be aching for some relief of the liquid variety. Let me know... xoxo--
Liz





Mar 19 2008 8:31 AM

That photo (below) just made my day.
Rabbitt





Mar 12 2008 9:15 AM

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I just realized I forgot to include this ghostly image in the rolln' album...its a black light beauty!
thornswrath





Mar 4 2008 2:12 PM

Shallot Head Monster Got Nuthin On Onionhead Monster !
thornswrath





Mar 4 2008 2:10 PM

ONIONMONSTER U HAVE BEEN CLONED!

I NEED TO EAT PANCAKES
SCOTT ROOKER IS THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME





Mar 4 2008 12:50 PM

well hello,
meems





Mar 1 2008 1:45 AM

how's my favourite cartoonist? hows the hood? want some lemonade? that will be 10c for you! discounted price!
raleigh





Feb 18 2008 8:54 AM

oh, paul:
you never write, you never call, you never send me hellcars anymore.
-david
bruce





Feb 15 2008 10:55 AM

Thanks for the poster! It was a huge hit. Enjoyed meeting you.
tori anna





Feb 10 2008 7:29 AM

my weekly b&w fix....vanished.

AND you never made it out to the soccer field.

Rotter Soccer Bowl is fast approaching. Heard they are looking for a guest player.
sirracha





Jan 27 2008 11:35 AM

'THE DUDE ABIDES...'
there will be a make-up day for the bowling alley soiree.
THe iNfLuEnCE





Jan 16 2008 8:42 AM

Looking forward to seeing you next week! The Influence at The Pour House Jan. 23rd
THe iNfLuEnCE





Dec 24 2007 12:21 PM

We wish you a happy holiday. Be safe and have a blast. Look forward to 2008 and we look forward to seeing you.
Sam Henderson





Dec 17 2007 11:35 PM

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Art by Lost Goat





Dec 15 2007 10:30 AM


GUS FINK





Dec 14 2007 8:12 PM

Hey Paul
I got your Macy's Card here for Christ-Mass
hope your show goes good - tell Wootini to let me know when he wants to sell 3 grand worth of toys in 2 weeks - thanks
hahah
Kevin





Dec 14 2007 12:51 PM

Hi loser. Won't see you at Wootini tonight, got a plant people party I have to go to. We need to set up accounts on Wowio ASAP because they are going to change their contracts the first of the year and give less money to artists who sign up after that.
Gilgamesh 1000 times more dangerous that OHM!
KHD
¡Captain Leche!





Nov 23 2007 8:05 PM

Onion Head Monster spotted in Savannah GA Circuit City!

sweet.
CARTOON COLLEGE — The Movie





Nov 20 2007 1:07 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
sirracha





Nov 19 2007 8:51 PM

a-hem! you promised!
Laura





Nov 18 2007 6:35 PM

so nice to meet you finally,
I love your work!
have a great week!
ciao,
lark
TIFT MERRITT





Oct 31 2007 9:47 PM

Dear Space Chicken

I am not afraid. And I am not a space chicken.

Ha ha (villain like noise), t
TIFT MERRITT





Oct 30 2007 8:43 PM

I challenge Onion Head Monster to a dual followed by a fried chicken eating contest at Bojangles.

take that. xoxo t
Ryan





Oct 16 2007 7:17 PM

Happy Halloween, Paul!

Sandy





Oct 16 2007 6:44 PM

I am not sure if we have Bojangles in Nashville! Bill called from the Bo party. It sounds fun!

Miss ya Raleigh!
Rabbitt





Oct 16 2007 8:22 AM

Chicken Biscuit head monster! I'll be seeing you soon. Extra season salt please.
.::Avatar::.





Oct 7 2007 3:09 PM



Hey...

finally gettin' a chance to
catch up with mah peeps.

hope all is well
and rockin' with you.

well, the buzz is out of the bag...
i've been posting up some remixes
from the upcoming CD...

myspace.com/DJAvatar

and getting the Akasha Project
back on track...

myspace.com/Akasha

Whoo Hoo !

there should be a way to
download tracks soon.

but for now...
Turn Up the Volume
- Turn Up the Bass

and let me know how
you're feelin' it.


- Avatar -


Garrett





Oct 7 2007 11:45 AM


I finally finished it. No edits :) What's new?
Snuggle Factor 10





Oct 4 2007 6:36 PM

Nice hot bath
Yum that up
Sleeping duckie
Snow-cone pup.

Girl like candy
Glug some more
Monster days
Ant number 4.
karen





Sep 25 2007 5:36 AM

Wow! Nice CAT bus! It made me smile this morning while taking the dogs for a walk.
Kimka





Sep 22 2007 2:57 PM

you were nominated for an Eisner award???
lemme in on voting on that for ya!!
dann gunn





Sep 22 2007 12:47 AM

the space chickens/moon ducks cartoon is still my all time favorite...lost it 3 computers ago...would love to have it again...
sirracha





Sep 5 2007 10:08 PM

It wasn't the lip gloss. It was YOU all along.
Eartha Hitt # 9 ~Pulp Vixxens~ *NRRG*





Aug 30 2007 11:41 AM

OHM you are my hero I gotta go take a giant pea and then get back to finding a recipe for evil pie miss reading you every week
marcus





Aug 10 2007 8:09 AM

What Greg said for sure. You of all people have put in the work.
greg gory





Aug 8 2007 12:39 PM

Is it a carrot on fire, or an extremely effeminate male carrot? What do you get for 2nd? A coke?
greg gory





Aug 8 2007 8:51 AM

now I can say, "that's my friend Paul, he was nominated for an Eisner Award!!".

They'll say,"What the hell is an Eisner award?"

you've earned it!
Rabbitt





Jul 27 2007 7:06 AM

Lets get a group of tuti fruiti booties and form a greenway gang...speaking of booites I got me 24 hours this weekend .http://www.active.com/donate/Booty2007/Booty2007ERabbit
Laurie





Jul 14 2007 12:38 PM

I love you Onion Head Monster.
Kris





Jun 26 2007 10:34 AM