J-Pain
J-Pain The earth is my body, my head is in the stars

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33 years old
FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida
United States



Last Login: 11/4/2009
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GeneralOf all the preposterous assumptions of humanity, nothing exceeds the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed. - Herman Melville
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Music U2, Jesse Malin, The Beatles, The Gaslight Anthem, Ani Difranco, New York Dolls, The Killers, The Ramones, Johnny Thunders, Lords of the New Church, Rolling Stones, The Detroit Cobras, The Hold Steady, Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids, Ben Folds, D Generation, Kings of Leon, Poison, The Damned, David Bowie, Tori Amos, Elvis Costello, Bob Dylan, Blair King, The White Stripes, The Replacements, The Pixies, Ryan Adams, AFI, Oasis, Johnny Cash, Lucinda Williams, Motley Crue, Morphine, Radiohead, Fleetwood Mac, Garbage, Soundgarden, Terry Reid, The Clash, Sisters of Mercy, Hanoi Rocks, L.A.Guns, Bang Tango, Vain, Skid Row, MGMT
MoviesA Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Shaun of the Dead, Clerks, Amelie, Grindhouse, Desperate Living, Pink Flamingos, The Warriors, A Very Long Engagement, Fight Club, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Coupon-The Movie (I saw the shit out of it!),Jesus is Magic, The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 (The Metal Years), House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Requiem for a Dream, Dancer in the Dark, Being John Malkovich, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Old School, Slapshot, Velvet Goldmine, Magnolia, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Bowling for Columbine, Buffalo 66, Napoleon Dynamite, But I'm a Cheerleader, Young Frankenstein, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill (both), Natural Born Killers, From Dusk til Dawn, Trainspotting, Almost Famous, The Usual Suspects, Pecker, I'm Not There, Rattle and Hum, Whisper in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Oh, and...Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup...
Television Rock of Love, Lost, RIP Charlie. See you in another life, brutha. True Blood, Mad Men, Weeds (Nancy Botwin is my style icon, even if Dr.Jack Shepard's ex-wife Sarah says she dresses like a prostitute), The Daily Show, the Sarah Silverman Program, Fringe, Law & Order SVU, Family Guy, The Office (American version),I miss Six Feet Under, a LOT.
BooksThe Picture of Dorian Gray, The Importance of Being Earnest, The Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Motley Crue-The Dirt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Witches, Alice in Wonderland, Chronicles of Narnia, Mists of Avalon, Belinda
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Status:Married
Zodiac Sign:Pisces



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About me:
I have two cats and a dog!
Who I'd like to meet:
Jeremy Bentham. Two drink Mike. And someone who has a tattoo on their ribcage of EITHER the characters from Finding Nemo or a fetus.

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Regan doesn't need a tag line

Regan doesn't need a tag line



Nov 23 2009 11:17 PM

hey loverly...I'll be in SOFLA by new years...hope to hang!
Beatlesque

Beatlesque



Sep 3 2009 12:12 AM

CHECK IT OUT, BABY! I'M LOVIN' THIS: 
 
HAD A GREAT TIME WATCHING YOU ALL PLAY ROCK BAND. I FELT SO UNTALENTED, BCUZ I IS. DAMN, DAMN BROWNIES! WHEN YOU FELL ASLEEP GO GO & I SHARED A SPECIAL BOND ... JAMES BOND. heh heh. ick.
COMING OUT THIS WEEKEND? YOU KNOW WHERE WE WILL BE ... IN LOCK-UP!
LOVE YOU MADLY,
B
CaryKeyz/ KASHMIR THE LED ZEPPELIN SHOW!

CaryKeyz/ KASHMIR  THE LED ZEPPELIN SHOW!



May 15 2009 2:04 PM

what is going on woman!!!!
Get to NYC so you can see my new band!
Cary
TJ Burroughs

TJ Burroughs



Apr 21 2009 11:59 PM

This was a mindfuck. I haven't thought of Vain or Beat the Bullet for, I don't know, 20 years. Until yesterday. For some reason the damned song popped in my head, then I went to your page today and.....anyway we'll catch up next time you're in NYC. Turns out Cesar Abreau and I live only 30 blocks or so from each other, but I don't think you'd really care for the neighborhood. Been bouncing around Harlem/Washington heights since 2002. With a few stops elsewhere. But it's kind of hard to deal with the area since I was stupid enough to take German instead of Spanish as a second language.
The Hep Cat Boo Daddies

The Hep Cat Boo Daddies



Apr 16 2009 5:09 PM

Joel Dasilva and the Sidburns

This Friday April 17th

The Poor House in Ft.
Lauderdale

11pm

with Yves Giraud and MIke Vullo
JDHorn

Jessica Horn



Apr 13 2009 6:46 PM

lol are you j/k? my dad was rocking the boat at the time and rob was trying to avoid having his picture taken, lol
Oatmeal Pie

Oatmeal Pie



Apr 13 2009 3:43 PM

sit! sit....good girl. now stay.
amplifier

amplifier



Apr 9 2009 6:59 PM

then who is this dog over here right now, dressed in nuthin' but pastee's and a thong, dancing to lisa lisa cult jam?!?
arghhhh! I've been duped.
save me Jebus!
amplifier

amplifier



Apr 8 2009 11:37 AM

great profile pic!
how did you manage to catch up with Lars Olafsonson?!? he's such a recluse ... what with that bad prison rap and the pending stalker case.
amplifier

amplifier



Apr 8 2009 11:33 AM

hey,
don't make me come over there with a bag of 47 herbs (and spices),
drink all your mountain dew and sex up Go Go ...
because I will.
and NOBODY wants to see that.
well, there might be some pc stalker in Crows Nest, Idaho,
but besides that, NOBODY. especially Go Go.
so? what's all the hubub, bub?
love,
blair
ps - wow! I'm still in your fav artists list. yay!
thank you!
MOMO

MOMO



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Mar 27 2009 1:49 PM

Hey Jenn,
Working on getting some FL Dates!
Hope all is well. What's ben going on?
Cary
www.kashmirrocks.com
blair

blair



Mar 6 2009 4:00 PM

yes I am, sam. how you? me fine ... spelt f.i.n.e.
hoping for that big landfill, uh I mean, landfall in the near future.
how the go go? say hello to T!
Bongo

Michael Hawn



Mar 5 2009 11:40 PM

Banned?

Baby, the other girls just told you that because they think you take up too much of The Bongoman's time.

Don't listen to the haters, but let them talk and shout. Let the haters make you famous, baby!

Show this Saturday at the south end of Palm Beach County. Delray! Come on up and watch how we do it in our own neighborhood.

XOXO,
Bongo
Krisanne

Krisanne McCoy



Mar 5 2009 5:16 PM

I'm on a mother f ing boat!!
Oatmeal Pie

Oatmeal Pie



Feb 28 2009 6:27 AM

can I come over for a potluck dinner?
THE DIRTY BOXES

THE DIRTY BOXES



Feb 23 2009 10:52 PM

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EL

EL



Feb 23 2009 10:18 PM

Somebody's got a birthday coming up...hummm, who could it be??? :)
Mary

Mary



Feb 23 2009 7:24 PM

Happy Birthday Jen!
It's been such a long long time! Hope you're doing well.
blair

blair



Feb 21 2009 5:45 PM

Happy Birthday! (I'm in the dog haus ... literally) and what an excellant choice for your primary picture.
who is that handsome devil with you, Gregory Peck?
Lars Olafsonson?
Coach McGurk?
Beatlejuice-Beatlejuice?
shoot him now & put him out of his misery.
luv ya, kid-o! have a great day!!
Bongo

Michael Hawn



Feb 21 2009 4:31 PM

You know....

If you were looking for something to do tonight, I know a cool rockin' band playing at the south end of Palm Beach County.

It IS your birthday weekend, right?

Bongo
EL

EL



Feb 6 2009 6:43 PM

Welp, I'll be there 13th and the 27th from 9-11.
If you could make it one day that would be great!
Krisanne

Krisanne McCoy



Feb 6 2009 3:00 PM

no...i think you are a amazing
Krisanne

Krisanne McCoy



Feb 4 2009 7:13 PM

You are amazing
EL

EL



Feb 3 2009 6:24 PM

Hi Crazy Lady! There you go dropping off the face of the earth again. Well, I hope to see you soon.
We still need to take Anthony out for his birthday!
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