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HELLFISH
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Male
37 years old
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France
Last Login: 11/12/2009
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HELLFISH's Interests
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| General | combating mole attacks | | Music | ROLAND RAT / THE BRAT / O.M.F.O / ANYTHING BY DWARFS | | Movies | films produced between 1971 - 1979 featuring futuristic 12 wheeled vehicles | | Television | A TEAM / JEREMY KYLE / IRONSIDE / DIAGNOSIS MURDER / UFC / PRIDE / CAGE FIGHTER | | Books | FISHERS BOOK OF INSULTING MID AIR HAND GESTURES FOR HANG GLIDERS & BASS JUMPERS VOL 1 | | Heroes | POPEYE |
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HELLFISH's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | VESDUN | | Body type: | Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander | | Religion: | Muslim | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Filtrator Operator | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
DjHellfish / Case No. 5418555
An experimental hybrid project developed jointly by the English company ‘Bog Slag Killer Kartel’ and the Cantonease ‘Mwuitt Hwor Slukkus Department’ based in Balikpapan. Unfortunately for mankind a genetic mutation in its developmental stage caused the almost hideous disfigurementation, unnatural physical strength and freakish co-ordination capabilities.
Unforgivably Hellfish escaped from his sedation unit in 1987. Claims since that he’s been practicing the art of turntabalism and of links with various underground record labels remain to be proven. Most of the original scientific team express doubt that he could co-exist with the general public and more likely to be hiding in a cave somewhere in central Asia.
Any sighting are to be reported immediately to the U.N.G.R.U.
United Nations Genus Recapture Unit 00 44 020 111 111
Strong evidence has come to light linking the Hellfish subject with an underground hardcore record label. Allegedly founded in 1994, Deathchant Records is widely believed amongst international intelligence agencies to be a facade for a highly dangerous audio cleansing guerilla movement hell bent on ridding the planet of the plague of sub standard mainstream dance music. Pete Waterman has reportedly to have personally placed a six-figure bounty on the head of Hellfish, with or without his body.
Numerous sightings of the outlawed organization’s hideous king pin have lead investigators towards the view that the war on audio is now being fought from France. Given the countless hardcore events occurring weekly across the country, and the unwilling of the French authorities to act against this fiend, there seems little hope of an imminent end to this despicable audio assault.
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Who I'd like to meet:
a half goose half snake tree dweller named Paul or Bernie
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