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Joshua

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is seriously considering giving up the 'Space in preference of Facebook. You should let him know if you have facebook, so he can still be your friend.Mood: pugnacious pugnaciousPosted at 6:37 PM Mar 23 view more

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  • Joshua

  • 26 / Male
  • Seattle, Washington, US
  • Last Login: 11/24/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Politics & Law
    Computer Networking and Communications
    Whiskey and Guinness

  • Music

    Thrash/Power/Heavy Metal
    Punk Rock/Oi/some Ska
    Baroque/Classical Era

  • Movies

    Searching for Bobby Fischer
    The Usual Suspects
    Ong Bak
    Hero/

  • Television

    I don't watch TV.

  • Books

    Ender's Game series by Orson Scott Card
    Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin
    Lord of the Rings series by J.R.R. Tolkien
    Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan
    Running Man (only King book worth reading again)
    Anthem, by Ayn Rand

    Neverending story, the Giver, Chronicles of Narnia and the High King and Beggar Queen series' are all books I have fond memories of from childhood. Definitely good reads for anyone 8-12 who's interested in Fantasy.

  • Heroes

    Richard Dawkins:
    [Natural selection], as far as we know, is the only process ultimately capable of generating complexity out of simplicity. The theory of natural selection is genuinely simple. So is the origin from which it starts. That which it explains, on the other hand, is complex almost beyond telling: more complex than anything we can imagine, save a God capable of designing it.

    The person who wrote:
    "client states that she would would flashing yellow light , she tower .it has something to do the seating. issues that she way she cant turn it on is to disconnect the whole computer. offered a diagnostic"

    in my client's problem description field...

    "Police later cleared themselves of any serious wrong-doing following an extensive investigation."

    "You do not examine legislation in light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered, but in light of the wrongs it would do and the harms it would cause if improperly administered." -- Lyndon B. Johnson

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Chicago
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: GeekSquad Double Agent
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

Networking

  • I provide on-site technical support for a wide array of home and small-office computer users.

Companies

  • HellNinja Productions

    • Seattle, Washington US
    • High Ninja Badass
    Forever, employment is strictly heireditary

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

I used to be interesting. Now I'm just old.

Who I'd like to meet:

I'm tired of meeting people. I know too many as it is...

Comments

Displaying 25 of 86 comments
  • Chelsy

    Jan 31 2009 12:16 AM

    SAID BLOWJOB!!!
  • Gabriel

    Jan 18 2009 7:35 AM

    Yeshua,

    I vote we head back to the bar soon and find "Princess" and show her and her boyfriend who the boss is. All 8' feet tall of him. You in?
  • StephanieStephanie Jones

    Jan 12 2009 1:08 AM

    Hope your insanity didn't completely crack on your way home and if it did ... Just remember when you are facing your wall screaming at it you'll have company with the voices in your head. hehe. Hope you get some sleep and take advantage of your day off :)
  • StephanieStephanie Jones

    Dec 31 2008 1:26 AM

    Very excited that you have a cell phone!! I can actually get hold of you...lol. Anywaz your awesome for helpin me out on the 6th. As you already know your the man just helpin your ego out a bit. Even though i dont think it needs to be raised anymore :)
  • Pants

    Dec 16 2008 6:41 AM

    I miss you butthead!
  • StephanieStephanie Jones

    Nov 20 2008 7:19 PM

    Hope your first day alone in the big bad aquarium went well :) Well I guess ill find out tonight when I show up hehe
  • sheena

    Oct 17 2008 5:38 AM

    i miss you, mister.
  • Irish LemonSar Ah

    Sep 30 2008 2:00 PM

    Yes I am! I work at a little french bakery in Winter Park FL (right outside downtown orlando) and also I am a chef and do some cooking classes and "shows" if you will with Healthy Chef Creations (You should check out the site, pretty awesome company) and I make menu/dietary plans for people with special dietary needs or programs that they are looking at. preettyyy cool, I love it :) What's new with you mister?
  • sheena

    Sep 15 2008 12:31 AM

    me and my phone, back together again! feel-good movie-of-the-week. mmm-mmmm-good tasty-deeeelite! yer kool.
  • Gabriel

    Sep 1 2008 7:43 PM

    Word that we encountered the largest man in the world. That girl's boyfriend was like 6'7".
  • Gabriel

    Sep 1 2008 7:46 AM

    So what did we learn yesterday?

    1. I am an awesome wing-man, and Stephanie and Beau need never again be hired for that role.

    2. Apparently there are motherfuckers larger than yourself, and when you hit on a 6'4" girl, her boyfriend is probably a giant himself.

    3. Lemon actually will buy you a drink if you hound him long enough.

    4. Word travels fast.
  • sheena

    Sep 1 2008 12:37 AM

    did you know that stephanie lost the camera with the photos of you in the kickball uniform, complete with girly heart-print sweatband and a flower behind your ear? kick her ass next time you see her.
  • ...katherine...Katherine Wessel

    Aug 28 2008 9:53 PM

    Yeah. I definitely just noticed that. It's possible that I only know how to spell complicated words...

    Or something. :)
  • The Irish LemonJason Lemon

    Aug 28 2008 2:45 AM

    I concur on the idea for all three, Theme song, hand shake and bail pool. so meeting this Saturday? also i think the hand shake should be a firm shake/hug, followed by a loud grunt, scaring everyone around us...haha
  • The Irish LemonJason Lemon

    Aug 26 2008 4:22 AM

    So...I believe Team Blackout needs to have weekly meetings on Saturday nights, and as co-president you must attend every meeting, ok? good! haha
  • her name is [nicole]Nicole Rae Drumm

    Aug 25 2008 3:22 AM

    Of course I'll be your friend! :)
  • The Irish LemonJason Lemon

    Aug 19 2008 6:29 AM

    Yes, Yes i am down, as always...Team Blackout Motherfucker!
  • kd

    Aug 15 2008 8:03 PM

    Haha, yeah! I really needed to get on this...most of my friends are on it...and I think I'll either try to blog from MySpace or have a link in my profile to my current blog. I doubt I'll be able to update things frequently while I'm away, though...but once in a blue moon ain't bad. :)
  • Irish LemonSar Ah

    Aug 6 2008 10:07 PM

    What's good?!?!
  • caitCaitlin Hammond

    Jul 7 2008 12:12 AM

    haa i thought it was funny...i'm sadly still in lenox ha. i miss ya man hows it going!! tell me everythingg!!
  • JaysonJayson Peterson

    Jul 8 2008 8:38 AM

    Jayson = Made of WIN!!
    Josh = FAIL.
  • JaysonJayson Peterson

    Jul 9 2008 6:14 PM

    Are you KIDDING me? Do you know how long I SPENT on those comments and how fucking funny they are? DB.
  • caitCaitlin Hammond

    Jul 6 2008 8:27 PM

    yo brotha! i hope you're well!!
  • Erebus

    Jun 29 2008 5:52 PM

    I miss you lots. You need to come home to visit me! Added bonus, Kyle may be moving home, and possibly sharing my apartment with me, so two friends for the price of one :)
    Hope you're doing great, love the pic!
  • ...katherine...Katherine Wessel

    Jun 20 2008 5:33 PM

    No flogging. Just drinking tomorrow night. And your picture is creepy. :)