Poopy Necroponde

Bio:

BREATHILIZOR"Metal Dump Of Outer Space's Confusion" 7" EP Supreme metal hellions Food Fortunata and Poopy Necroponde havereturned to reclaim their throne of Ohio retard metal supremacy. I'mnot sure who was attempting to take it but - whoever the fuck they mayhave been - they're now missing a whole bunch of teeth courtesy of thecollective iron fist of BREATHILIZOR! In the space of a few mereseconds, the epic hymn "Count Chocula Of Blood" baptizes the fleshlessskulls of all other weak ass metal bands in a murderous shower ofthermonuclear bile while the main riff of "Demon Of Ice" conjures upthe disemboweled corpse of Tom Warrior and then kicks him square inthe nuts. Let's see those Kid Rock looking geeks from DARK THRONE hiketheir punk metal asses into the brutal forests of northern Ohio!BREATHILIZOR's logo alone has sodomized countless posers so the timehas come for you to put down that mustache wax, don that crash helmetand enter the gurgling vortex of ultimate metal stupidity or fuck offas soon as possible. BREATHILIZOR has taken the liberty of writingyour suicide note for you. It's all up to you to do the rest.www.100zerorecords.com

Member Since:

May 10, 2005

Members:

jerry the chocolate- eating blasphemorph, crucial reptile head, smoke -filled room with anti- breathing aparatus, jenny loves chocolate, the cast of the jerry loves springer show, 9 shocks chocolate, beginner's luck, a lot of grandpas all getting stoned and talking about jerry the chocolate- eating blasphemorph, rutile rex, homing device covered in melted chocolate, big ben (with a tit), evaporated milf, disney's next bad girl, yoda, twin geese, a bong load of chocolate, quixotic billy, hammer toe joe, members of nickleback, members of u2, choc-o-johnny, dick covering, oath.

Influences:

people who like my music but don't like me. people that only care about the lame stuff i did 20 years ago and could care less about evolving. people in the scene that are your pal when they need you for something, and then shine you when they don't. women who don't want to talk to me bacause i am over the age of 30. people that claim to be D.I.Y. but are rock stars. people that like things bacause their friends do. people that only like underground music that has been popularized into mainstream culture. people that buy into the fraud of culture and style. people that buy things. people that only like the bands on wheelchair full of old men that sound tough and harcore. record labels who only want tough sounding song parody music. people that thwart creativity by being brute assholes. people that wish they were popular. people who snub people who aren't popular. people who cancel their gigs with me because of their latent, subconcious homosexual feelings of rivalry toward me. people who think i have wronged them. people who break my microphones because they are too weak to say what they feel to my face. people who pretend not to see me or know me after we have had gigs playing music together. and the cleveland scene.

Sounds Like:

someone who isn't trying very hard.

Record Label:

100%Zero, My Mind's Eye, Give Praise