ROLLER DERBY! KICKING YOUR ASS ON THE TRACK! SEDUCING YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS! FIRE! MATCHES! KEROSENE! LIGHTERS! BUTANE! HAIRSPRAY!
Music
ALT-COUNTRY! PUNK! ROCK N ROLL! METAL! ANYTHING WE CAN KICK ASS TO!
Movies
The Legend of Billie Jean, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Switchblade Sisters, Rebel Without A Cause, Chopper Chicks In Zombietown, Prayer of the Rollerboys, The Fireball, Kansas City Bomber, Solarbabies- that's right, bitch, I said it, Xanadu, Rollerball (James Caan Version only), Demon of the Derby. (Go Banana Nose!)
Television
We're much too busy plotting sweet revenge to watch the BOOB TUBE!
Beware of the blazing Belles as their inferno rages through the pack; where there’s smoke, there’s a smoldering Belle!
Perhaps their parents knew what destruction these dames were capable of. The Belles were sent to the finest finishing school to become prim and perfect in every way: full of charm, grace, and beauty. However, they discovered that the system was broken and the rules were antiquated and stifling. They assembled in secret in the dorm room of Athena DeCrime and Varla Vendetta, and it became apparent that these twisted women were no ladies and had mayhem on their minds. On March 2, 2005, the night of their cotillion, the Belles displayed simply appalling etiquette by torching the ballroom to the ground, burning all the lacy white gloves, smashing the teapots, and schooling all the manner marms who had tried to corral these razing rebels. Now on the lam, the Hell's Belles maintain their femme fatality on the track.
The Hell's Belles are: Co-Captain Shocka Conduit
Co-Captain Hermione Danger
Deb Autry, Loco Chanel, Mya Ssault
Welcome New Belles!
Brig2Hell, Nancy Pagan, Payne D Spencer, Pominatrix & Zombea Arthur
On Leave of Absence: Goldie Shocks!
Belles of the Past:
Anita Beer, Athena DeCrime, Belle Diablo, Chrissy Fiction, Harmadillo, May R Daley, Megan Formor, Mona Lott, Varla Vendetta
After Bertha & Belinda Scarlisle Betty Larceny &
Dayglo Dago Daisy Put-Up-Your-Dukes &
Dina Discipline Ellen Degenerate & Honey Badger Jameson & Jenny Rotten Killy KaPOWski & Lisa Diesel Pandora's Wrath & Penny Royalty Phannie of the Opera & Pip Squeak T-Bone StakeYA & Terrin Y'up Voodoo Dahl & Quiet Storm
Who I'd like to meet:
The damned...the dedicated...those people willing to cheer us on during the 2009 season to make Hell's Belles victories even sweeter than we are...
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Retired Derby Skaters Wanted: We would like to hear from retired skaters who can help organize Roller DODGE across the globe. Anyone who still wants to skate and enjoys some competition will enjoy this sport as well. Use the new contact form on our main Website at RollerDodge.com and let us know if you can help. We would especially like to form close ties with Derby teams and leagues and perhaps arrange a Roller DODGE demo game at a future Derby bout. Area DODGE leagues can also help Derby by serving as a place for less extreme skaters to build up their skills for later advancement into Derby.
We have created a way for Roller Dodge players and Derby leagues to partner and support each other. Roller Dodge teams in your area can be a good source to recruit future derby skaters and they are very likely to buy tickets to derby events. See our main Website at Roller Dodge dot com and link your main site to ours to get started. Check out the info about the North Texas 2010 Tournament. BTW we now have a ‘Roller Dodge’ group on Facebook. Hope you will connect with us there as well.
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