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Robert Revolver

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's life just can't get much sweeter than this!Posted at 9:27 PM Nov 18 view more

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  • Robert Revolver

  • 29 / Male
  • Diesel County, Iowa, US
  • Last Login: 11/24/2009

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Graphic Designer
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

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Interests

  • General

    Turkey Vultures. Makeshift Film. Graphic Design. Photography. Stihl Chainsaws. Finely Crafted Bootleg Alcohol.

  • Music

    Scandinavian Black Metal. Against the Grain American Metal. Southern Stoner Groove. Industrial Noise. Down, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Megadeth, Slipknot, DevilDriver, Nattefrost, Justin Timberlake, Tom Waits, Alabama Thunderpussy, Pantera, Eyehategod, Dax Riggs, Eminem, Hank 3, Wednesday 13, Corrosion of Conformity, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Skinny Puppy..and on and on and on...

    My current picks for best songs of 2009:
    1. Sign of the Southern Cross - Dead Skies
    2. Lamb of God - Set to Fail
    3. Nashville Pussy - Drunk Driving Man
    4. Goatwhore - Apocalyptic Havoc
    5. Maylene and the Sons of Disaster - Waiting on my Deathbed
    6. Everytime I Die - Wanderlust
    7. Marilyn Manson - Leave a Scar
    8. Bourbon Crow - Life of Crime
    9. Alice in Chains - Check My Brain
    10. Dope - Six Six Sick
    11. Slayer - Hate Worldwide
    12. My Chemical Romance - Desolation Row
    13. Assjack - Tennessee Driver
    14. Megadeth - This Day We Fight
    15. Powerman 5000 - Show Me What You Got
    16. DevilDriver - Pray for Villians
    17. Job for a Cowboy - Unfurling a Darkened Gospel
    18. Black River - Barf Bag
    19. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Floyd


    This list is updated frequently throughout the year until the New Year's Eve when it is all burned to a CD and goes in the archive. My own tradition since 2001.

  • Movies

    Horror. Exploitation. Women's Prison. 42nd Street in the 70's. Simulated snuff films (because the real things are too goddamn expensive.) All levels of pornography, with or without continuity errors.

  • Television

    Saints Football. Jackass. Nitro Circus. The Soup. Dexter. Headbanger's Ball. Family Guy. Metalocalypse. The Batman. Science of Survival. Nip/Tuck. The Office.

  • Books

    Anything from the Undisputed Gods of Splatterpunk - John Skipp and Craig Spector (Remember when Stephen King kissed your asses?). Eric Enck and Adam Huber. Southern Gothic horror and Romance. Anatomy. Rue Morgue. Leslie Turner White. Tom Piccirilli's "The Choir of Ill Children" and just the sheer joy of all the true, life-saving grit found in US Military manuals.

  • Heroes

    Hank Williams III.

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About me:

Brand new video! Vulture Revolver Films presents "Brian". Scarification work done by Jawn D. Soundtrack by Chris MacKinnon.

Here is the last video project done for LiveBoulevard Design: THE LUTHER BLACKTOP (A preview teaser pitch for a contest that I may have missed the point of...)

I go by a lot of names these days and by my own convention, I have chosen Robert Revolver. I am a true red-blooded Norwegian goddamn son of a bitch. I've done a lot with my life so far and I've failed at just about all of it. I've written music, taken photos, made films, written books and invented brand new machines. I haven't ever given up on anything and pour my heart into everything I am given the opportunity to touch. I can't complain about anything. I love my family and I love my friends. I love the country I live in and I support the people around me. Aside from that, the Mississippi River has always been good to me and I'll never leave her side.

Who I'd like to meet:

My estranged aunt, Robin. I have developed characters and whole lifetimes for you. I've never met you for even a moment, yet time and time again I have recreated you into something else. You appear in pictures with the people I've known my whole life and your story is always told in whispers. You have captured the very core of my interest and yet, in the end, I know we can never meet for I have designed you to be everything you are not. And so, if we ever do meet, please be kind and tell me you are someone else.

Comments

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  • tDTara Degen

    Oct 23 2009 8:07 PM

    Thank you for hooking up the dvd player so we can watch porn. :)  I love you.
  • Shane

    Oct 6 2009 6:57 PM

    Nah, no XBL for me. I actually haven't played much lately. I was pretty shocked to find out Tara was that much of a gamer. Hope I don't get pissed if she beats my ass. Maybe it's time to get Live hooked up.
  • Shane

    Oct 5 2009 3:01 PM

    Never played Gears of War but I'm always down to try any shooter games. Maybe some COD. I have Modern Warfare and World at War. As for guns, I just bought a badass M1A Socom II.
  • tDTara Degen

    Sep 11 2009 1:52 PM

    The internet is working right now!! :)

    #6 misses you.

    Wormies, sweetie!
  • Dead Horse Trauma

    Sep 9 2009 3:09 PM

    Check out our new video promo!:



  • Sarah

    Sep 3 2009 10:51 PM

    thanks for accepting my friendship. haha why am i not on your top friends yet??
  • tDTara Degen

    Aug 26 2009 2:37 PM

    T minus 37 hours until I am your roommate. :)
  • ©Serana Rose

    Aug 24 2009 6:51 AM

    I miss you!  <3 
  • S.Monson R.N.

    Aug 24 2009 6:04 AM

    I have 180 plus email we have sent each other over the past 3 ish years!! Wow there's some crazy ones!
  • S.Monson R.N.

    Aug 23 2009 11:45 PM

    Did you get your hoesey fixed?
  • S.Monson R.N.

    Aug 21 2009 6:11 PM

    You are a weirdo!!
  • tDTara Degen

    Aug 20 2009 11:18 PM

    Umm....thought of you when this popped up on my Myspace banner....it's only 1 hours south of KC.

    http://www.mid-mobikerally.org/index.html
  • tDTara Degen

    Aug 19 2009 3:53 PM

    Honey?  Ya think KFC's still open?

    ;)
  • THEY LIVE

    Aug 19 2009 10:08 AM


    @Bar Games 828 Central Ave, Northwood Iowa
    Hope to see you there!
  • tDTara Degen

    Aug 17 2009 11:44 PM

    I miss you, AJ.
  • Lucas

    Aug 11 2009 10:04 PM

    That, my friend, is the number of work weeks I have left until retirement unless the Powerball tickets come through for me before then. 
    Unfortunately, I have only driven past one V-Rod for sale lately. I was two-wheeling through the Dells a couple of Sundays ago and saw a used Muscle for sale along the main drag. Indeed, my first thought was, "yeah, Bob needs one of those" and my second thought was, "yeah, I need one of those, too." Maybe someday. 
  • tDTara Degen

    Aug 10 2009 11:09 PM

    First thing on my agenda when I move in...drop Felix off at the "spa" for a detox.  AKA - drop him off at the vet for a few days to get rid of whatever it was I saw moving in his poop.  Again.  And not just worms, fleas maybe too. :(  I'm a bad mother.
  • tDTara Degen

    Jul 31 2009 1:11 PM

    I don't know if you knew this...but cheer bear was a virgin.  Great - now she will probably need counseling.  Hope you know that's coming out of your pocket. ;)
  • tDTara Degen

    Jul 27 2009 6:59 PM

    there booger.  i'm not "annoyed" anymore. ;)  I am a little though...I still don't see you everynight.  BAH HUMBUG.
    Loves, HB.
  • tDTara Degen

    Jul 21 2009 9:57 AM

    Totally just flipped off the 'welcome to missouri' sign just now. I'm ready to cuddle up to you everynight. Period.
  • Be Not Idle In Preparat…

    Jul 18 2009 3:24 PM

    So what's new?
  • tDTara Degen

    Jul 15 2009 6:26 PM

    I don't know if you knew this...but you get to see me in two days.  Tara and Premium.  Can life get any better?  I submit that it cannot.

    Just thought I would let you know. ;)
  • NFTS Productions

    Jul 14 2009 4:31 AM

  • S.Monson R.N.

    Jul 2 2009 5:25 AM

    HEY HEY HEY!!! The results are in and the ink is still wet... your sister is now a "real" nurse!! I PASSED!!!
  • tDTara Degen

    Jun 27 2009 11:28 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk