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Hemp
Stand-Up / Rated R
"let me take you down to strawberry fields"

Male
104 years old
Lake Worth, FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
Mood: awake Mood Image
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Website<a href="southshorestavern.com/SPRING2009/EVENT"></a>

    Hemp's Interests
Generalcomedy, classic rock, marijuana, and new england sports teams
Musicclassic rock, beatles, stones, etc.
Moviesthe toxic avenger, surf nazis must die and the sound of music.
Televisionyes
Booksany book by anne rice and the harry potter books.
Heroesjohn lennon, jimi hendrix, jim morrison, janis joplin, and tom brady
Groups: South Florida ComediansMitch Hedberg 1968-2005Stand-up ComicsStand-Up ComicsStand Up ComicsRest in Peace Mitch HedbergSouth Florida ComedyCannaShop

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     Hemp's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:lake worth, fl.
Body type:8' 9" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian/dishwasher


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About me:
i enjoy making people laugh
Who I'd like to meet:
everybody.....if i have time.

   


   


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 ~*~Melissa Lee~*~ 


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Mountain Mirrors





Jul 7 2009 11:19 PM



Just posted a live, stripped-down version of "I Don't Belong" on Youtube.
Hope you don't mind my posting it on your page...

Hope you enjoy it,
Jeff
Melissa Dunklin





Jul 7 2009 12:22 PM

WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX
WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX


Wutz up friends? It's no longer Monday! Wake up those rear-ends & please enjoy this fun day!
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) Official Video
420 Friendly's





Jul 5 2009 5:41 PM

check out our new tune,
as always its free to download
free like weed should be
thanks for being a  friend
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Jun 28 2009 7:15 AM

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Jun 25 2009 11:36 AM


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Jun 15 2009 7:58 PM

Colossal Medicine Show News!

Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"

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The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

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Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

For more information and video go to my Myspace Profile or:

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SMILE~HighEnd~BONGS





Jun 2 2009 9:43 PM



THX FOR FRIENDSHIP...
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May 26 2009 8:51 AM


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May 21 2009 12:43 AM




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Melissa Dunklin





May 13 2009 12:21 PM

LUV MY STONER FRIENDS! THEY MAKE MY HEART LIFT! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW MY THANX, SO HERE'S A SPECIAL GIFT. I SEND IT TO ALL MY BUDS TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT & IT'S NOT A WASTE...JUST TRYIN' TO FREE WEED AROUND THE NATION. SO...HELLO! WHAT'S UP? & HOW HAVE YA BEEN? THANX FOR THE ADD! YOU'RE TOTALLY RAD! & SO GLAD YOU'RE NOW MY FRIEND! SO...

WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX
WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX


UR SUCH A COOL FRIEND BETTERTHAN I COULD EVER EXPECT! GLAD 2 KNOW U & LUV UR STYLE , SINCE WE'RE BOTH STONERS,HOPE YA HANG AROUND AWHILE! UR VERY CREATIVE & I LUV UR TASTE,& WITHOUT STONERS LIKE U IN THIS WORLD IT'D BE SUCH A WASTE. WITH A LOVING FAMILY & FRIENDS NOTHING'S HOLDING U BACK , ALTHOUGH THERE'S SUMTHING U RATHER LACK. THE LEGALIZATION OF WEED, WHICH ALL THE STONERS TRULY NEED...IT TAKES THE HELP OF EVERY1 & ALL YA GOTTA DO IS SPREAD MY SONG..IT'S A WEED SONG THAT SPREADS SUM SENSE ABOUT THE LIES THAT SOCIETY VENTS...SO WHAT DO YA SAY? WANNA SPREAD MY SONG 2DAY? IF SO REPLY BACK 'I HEAR YA!' OR ELSE, THE COPS, I FEAR YA!
PS. I'LL BE SENDIN' ANOTHER POEM BUT IT'S NOT MY WEED SONG, IT'S JUST A LITTLE EXTRA...2 SEE A SONG THAT PROMOTES THE SMOKE, YA GOTTA COME BACK WITH 'I HEARYA' (THE NAME OF MY SONG) & I'LL DIRECT U 2 IT...PEACE:}
Mikey McKernan





May 7 2009 2:40 AM

portland.

thanks for clicking.
Tania





Apr 25 2009 2:04 AM

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Apr 23 2009 11:11 AM

420 friendly's want to thank you for the add- wake and bake today, and everyday.

so mr.
comedy, how many versions of "marijuanaville" have you had to endure awaiting your five minutes of stagetime ?
Medicinal Marijuana





Apr 17 2009 5:31 PM

Thanks for the support and the add.


Freedom to the People, reschedule a plant!
D.A.N.K





Apr 12 2009 11:13 AM

Ten DANK things you can do to help legalize marijuana (in no particular order).


1. Write a letter to a policy maker. This can be local, state or federal level-if we all take the time to do this it makes a huge difference. Take a few minutes to an hour to draft a letter-then once a week take five minutes-send it to a different official, when there is a bill related to marijuana you will have a good base.
DANK recommends using a government website or visiting http://www.makepotlegal555.org to find address information for legislators.


2. Encourage others to write their legislators-each time you write to one, pass the name and address around to your like minded friends-get them writing in, too.


3. Volunteer for a Pro-Cannabis event! Look on online, maybe there is one in your area-there are several on the DANKinfo website and at least once volunteer for Seattle Hempfest-you will be impacted in unimaginable ways.
For more info: http://hempfest.org/drupal/Volunteers

4. Attend a Pro-Cannabis event! Bring your friends and family members-especially those that would like to be better educated on the drug war and related issues. See the DANKinfo website for a list and once again, I must say (maybe I am biased) at least once in your life attend Seattle Hempfest-the third week of August.
See http://www.hempfest.org/drupal for more info.
Another good choice is the Global Marijuana March (www.globalmarijuanamarch.org).
Check the website for it-there is likely a march planned near you—if not see #9

5.
Support organizations such as LEAP, Law Enforcement Against Prohibition (http://www.leap.cc/cms/index.php), where the proponents of changing the law are those whom have enforced it and seen the failures first hand. Methods of support include donating, volunteering, passing out fliers, attending events, passing on info, re-posting MySpace bulletins, etc.


6.
Donate money to those organizations who are influencing policy change-great examples are NORML (www.norml.org),
MY OBSCENE BABY





Apr 9 2009 9:42 AM

I can't believe the people that like the music video. I've decided to form a real band... with band mates and not just music equipment. We're going to play live and it shall rule... if all goes well. The old video is up on my page. I'm starting the Molly Stevens series thing with Film. doing the music thing and writing more than ever. I'm so excited! What a fun time in life. It does get bloody.
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Mar 31 2009 12:11 AM


THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!
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GET STONED!
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CandorTV





Mar 30 2009 10:16 PM




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Melissa Dunklin





Mar 23 2009 1:02 AM

2 ALL THOSE IN NEED OF THE EFFECTS OF WEED 2 IMPROVE UR WAY OF LIVING OR NEED WHAT POT IS GIVING I'M SENDING WISHES UR WAY & 2 THOSE WHO NEED MEDICAL MARAJUANA I SAY...SO SORRY 4 UR HEALTH, & THANK GOD U HAVE POT...IT FILLS UR LIFE WITH WEALTH & WITHOUT IT U'D BE IN A TUFF SPOT...BUT I DON'T SEE WHERE THE FUSS IS, IT'S ONLY A PLANT.. CREATED 4 MANY USES SO DON'T TELL ME 2 QUIT CUZ I CAN'T (ACTUALLY I WON'T)...IT'S NATURE'S ASPIRIN RELIEVING WHAT AIL'S U & 2 DEPEND ON THE GOVERNMENT 2 APPROVE IT IS A WASTE CUZ THEY FAIL U...IT RELIEVES STRESS, MENSTRUAL CRAMPS, ACHES & PAINS, ENHANCING THE MOOD UR IN, IMPROVING UR HEALTH AGAIN, & CONTRIBUTING 2 UR GAINS...2 DISCRIMINATE AGAINST US STONERS & THEN 2 GLORIFY THE ALCOHOLICS...MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A LONER & WE CAN BLAME IT ON POLITICS...THE EFFECTS ALCOHOL & CIGARETTES TAKE ON SOCIETY & 2 THEN SAY MARAJUANA IS WORSE ADDS 2 MY ANXIETY...WE HEADS AREN'T THAT BAD BETTER THAN ALCOHOLICS,SMOKERS & DRUGGIES...WE ADD SUNSHINE, AMUSEMENT & PEACE 2 LIFE SMOTHERIN' U WITH KISSES, LUVS, & HUGGIES...SO MOST DEFINITELY LEGALIZE POT 4 THE CHRONICALLY ILL, BUT ALSO LEGALIZE IT 4 THE RECREATIONAL THRILL...WHAT COULD IT HURT, THE WORSE, IT COULD MAKE U A FLIRT...LEGALIZE 2DAY & SEND HAPPY STONERS OUR WAY:}
Melissa Dunklin





Mar 23 2009 12:50 AM

LUV MY STONER FRIENDS! THEY MAKE MY HEART LIFT! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY 2 SHOW MY THANX, SO HERE'S A SPECIAL GIFT. I SEND IT 2 ALL MY BUDS 2 SHOW MY APPRECIATION. I HOPE U LIKE IT & IT'S NOT A WASTE...JUST TRYIN' 2 FREE AROUND THE NATION. SO...HELLO! WHAT'S UP? & HOW HAVE YA BEEN? THANX 4 THE ADD! UR TOTALLY RAD! & SO GLAD UR NOW MY FRIEND! SO...
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MyHotComments & RESPECT! UR SUCH A COOL FRIEND BETTERTHAN I COULD EVER EXPECT! GLAD 2 KNOW U & LUV UR STYLE , SINCE WE'RE BOTH STONERS,HOPE YA HANG AROUND AWHILE! UR VERY CREATIVE & I LUV UR TASTE,& WITHOUT STONERS LIKE U IN THIS WORLD IT'D BE SUCH A WASTE. WITH A LOVING FAMILY & FRIENDS NOTHING'S HOLDING U BACK , ALTHOUGH THERE'S SUMTHING U RATHER LACK. THE LEGALIZATION OF WEED, WHICH ALL THE STONERS TRULY NEED...IT TAKES THE HELP OF EVERY1 & ALL YA GOTTA DO IS SPREAD MY SONG..IT'S A WEED SONG THAT SPREADS SUM SENSE ABOUT THE LIES THAT SOCIETY VENTS...SO WHAT DO YA SAY? WANNA SPREAD MY SONG 2DAY? IF SO REPLY BACK 'I HEAR YA!' OR ELSE, THE COPS, I FEAR YA!

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Mar 10 2009 5:51 PM

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Feb 28 2009 10:00 PM

Happy Birthday my brotha! Hope all is well!!!



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