Henning Stumm

It's  HOT out there Henning!
 

I AM RECORDING A NEW CD THIS SUMMER - WATCH FOR IT @ www.RichardHarrisLive.com

TODAY'S THOUGHT IS ABOUT THE SUMMER HEAT ...

You KNOW its HOT when ~

>  The birds have to use POTHOLDERS to pull worms out of the ground.

>  The cows are giving EVAPORATED MILK.

>  The trees are WHISTLING for the dogs. 

>  You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

>  Hot water now comes out of BOTH TAPS.

>  You realize that ASPHALT has a LIQUID STATE.

IT WAS SO HOT THE OTHER DAY THAT I TURNED ON

THE LAWN SPRINKLER AND ALL I GOT WAS STEAM!

STAY COOL Henning!

With LOVE, RESPECT, and PEACE my friend,

Richard

www.RichardHarrisLive.com

Please take a minute and give my music a listen!

MY ALBUM "LOVE'S SWEET SONG" HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR A WAMMIE AWARD AS JAZZ ALBUM OF THE YEAR! LISTEN TO SOME SWEET SOUNDS - AVAILABLE @ www.RichardHarrisLive.com

Cosmic greetings

 Thank you for being my friend.

MY ALBUM "LOVE'S SWEET SONG" HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR A WAMMIE AWARD AS JAZZ ALBUM OF THE YEAR! LISTEN TO SOME SWEET SOUNDS - AVAILABLE @ www.RichardHarrisLive.com

Give the man some RESPECT Henning!

 

TODAY'S THOUGHT IS THE HUMOR OF RODNEY DANGERFIELD ...

"I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!"

"When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."

"Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch."

"One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida."

"I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

"I was so ugly as a kid, my mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born."

"A hooker once told me she had a headache."

~ Rodney Dangerfield

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!

With LOVE, RESPECT, and PEACE my friend,

Richard

www.myspace.com/richardharrislive

Please give my music a listen!

Cool Jazz CD's @ www.RichardHarrisLive.com

OR

CDBaby.com / ITunes

Hi Henning,

Thanks for your update.

If you have a bit of time, could you please vote for me in the Music Oz/MTV Awards? It will be held at the Sydney Opera House!

Thanks so much and have a great weekend :)

   hi,  am here and I need more I likes on facebook. Thanx, Niasonyhttp://www.facebook.com/NiasonyOkomo  ;;

Bonjour, un peu de pub juste pour annoncé mon concert à paris dans 2 semaines...
A suivre….

Many thanks for finding me and being friends! My new album ist out know! http://julianeigel.com/prelistening/   

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My album "Life is Offensive" is now available on itunes and be sure to follow me on twitter. Feel free to send me a message or leave me a comment anytime. Thank you very much for your support!
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