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Henry Phillips
Ventriloquist / Veterans/Legends / Musical
"What I take from life, I give back through my art."

Male
38 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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   Henry Phillips's Comedian Bio
BioBuy the CD Henry Phillips has been seen performing his twisted songs and stories on Comedy Central, ABC's 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' and NBC's 'Late Friday'. He can also be heard regularly on the Bob and Tom show, performing such songs as 'The Guitar Pill' and 'She's Talking Again'. His nationally released CDs, fusing mellow folk-rock ballads with psychopathic lyrics have earned him mention in Billboard magazine's 'Critic's Choice', as well as acclaim from the king of novelty music himself, Dr. Demento, who referred to Phillips as "The funniest young singer-songwriter to come our way in quite a while." Also, "Blake- Da Musical", a musical about Robert Blake which Henry co-wrote with Rick Batalla, won the Ovation award for best world premier of a new musical, as well as many other nominations.
Websitehenryphillips.com
InfluencesSteven Wright, Jack Handy, Al Franken, Mark Leyner, George Carlin, Gary Shandling, Tom Waits, Ben Folds, Brian Wilson, Neil Diamond, Nirvana
TV Shows"Comedy Central Presents", "Premium Blend", "Jimmy Kimmel Live", "The World Stands Up", "Late Friday", "Dinner and a Movie", "When Hidden Cameras Attack",
FilmsNational Lampoon's 'Totally Baked',"The Second Degree","The Loner" short film series (See right),"Rubbernecking","How to go out on a Date in Queens" (Song),"Comedy Hell" (Song),"Punching the Clown-- a portrait of Henry Phillips"
Albums"On the Shoulders Of Freaks", "Number 2", "Why Haven't I heard from You?"

    Henry Phillips's Interests
GeneralWatching T.V., Drinking, Talking on the phone. (Girls? Any Takers?) I also like playing practical jokes that only I am in on.
MusicHENRY PHILLIPS: Why Haven't I Heard from You --> Buy the CD
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     Henry Phillips's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:La Crescenta, CA
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Henry Phillips's Schools
University Of California-Los Angeles
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Political Science
 

1991 to 1994
Crescenta Valley Senior High
La Crescenta,California
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1983 to 1987


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   Henry Phillips's Blurbs
About me:
For me, music is like a drug. Some people are addicted to Crack, or Heroin, or PCP, (And don't get me wrong, I'm addicted to those things also), but music is my main addiction. For years I played my music in and around the filthy streets of the greater Los Angeles area, wearing my tortured heart out on my sleeve, only to be called 'Loser' and 'Faggot' by unappreciative bus station employees and other passers-by. Then, in a moment of true desperation, I found myself on a pilgrimage to the world famous crossroads, seeking to sell my soul to the devil in order to become the best guitar player ever. Sure enough, the devil was there, and of course, after signing the ominous contract, I immediately asked, "So, how does this work? Am I able to just kick ass on the guitar now?", to which the devil replied, "Well, I was thinking maybe we'd meet every Monday and I'll start you off on some basic theory and chord charts, and then we'll work on the fundamentals of music reading". Needless to say I was livid. "I thought the whole reason I sold my soul was so that I could become an instant bad-ass on the guitar?" The Devil, becoming annoyed, shot back, "Well, you have to practice!". This incident thrust me into a ten-year tailspin of depression which included binge drinking, drug experimentation, and almost constant masturbation. Years later, I feel as though I've finally come to terms with the whole thing. You know, looking back, I'm not even sure it was the devil himself that I was dealing with. For one thing, it wasn't really "the Crossroads", it was the corner of Cahuenga and Franklin. And why would the Prince of Darkness be standing in front of a 7-11 asking for change? And also, how come I could see his penis practically the whole time? I guess I'll never really know for sure. But in the meantime, I'm just going to continue playing my odd brand of hit-and-miss comedy music to mediocre responses from indifferent small crowds in shitty venues all across the world. Some dreams really don't come true.
Who I'd like to meet:
Other anal-retentive people. (By the way, it's actually "Whom I'd like to meet"-- objective case). Also-- Tom Waits, Robert Plant, Brian Wilson, Paul Simon, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan and Liza Minelli.

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Jesse Case





Jun 25 2008 11:06 PM

Hey man, I'm back in LA from June 28th-July 3rd. Let's kick it old school. And by that I mean we'll wear togas.
ART PAUL SCHLOSSER





Jun 10 2008 8:09 AM

Hi, Art Paul and I was listening to your song Girlfriend and though it's the second or third time I heard it still quite funny to me.

Thanks for writing a really funny song-Art Paul Schlosser
Cole Garrity





Jun 7 2008 7:21 AM

Good Morning Henry,
Sorry I haven't stopped in for a while to say "Hi" & you Crack me up!
I Pray all is well!
Cole
Nathan Eric





May 20 2008 10:07 AM

please include ft. lauderdale on your next tour. all the best.
A. Radder





May 19 2008 2:55 PM

eddie van halen rules
DaNieL PoNsKy





May 8 2008 4:02 PM

How's the legend livin the dream? Love the new look baby, very MEOW!
Forever Vinyl





May 7 2008 8:42 AM

Hey Henry,
Shawn & Kevin from LA’s Rock Cover Band Forever Vinyl wants to invite you down to our Open-Mike Nights. We will be hosting Open-Mike the next 2 Wednesdays (tonight) @ Venice Bistro in Venice (5:30-10pm). Right on the boardwalk with tons of foot traffic!. We will also be hosting one on Tuesdays but are still confirming the venue. This Thursday is @ It's A Grind Coffee House in Santa Clarita We will provide PA, acoustic guitars, acoustic bass, electric piano, and percussion. Just come on down, sign-in and you'll get to play (atleast) 3-4 songs (original or covers) or 6-10 minutes for comedians. This is a great opportunity to play your music, promote shows, sell cds, and network with many other musicians/comedians. Spread the word and let me know if you're interested and I'll get you the addresses. Thanks
Shawn ~ Forever Vinyl
Nathan Eric





May 2 2008 7:24 AM

don't steal my jacket or drink my beer
Annabelle... n shit





May 2 2008 4:16 PM

Henry Phillips is iller than pneumonia... naw mean?

Shoot.
POP ROCKS AND LOLLIPOPS!





Apr 30 2008 11:26 AM

HENRY!!!WAT UP PIMP!
Jesse Case





Apr 28 2008 3:30 AM

This next comment has the "n" word in it.
RoseMarie♥





Apr 26 2008 8:15 AM

HEY! Walton & Johnson played What Do You Want Me To Do About It? Friday.
Great stuff! When are you coming to Baton Rouge?
Lisa





Apr 20 2008 2:07 PM

We had a great time at your show in Dayton on Saturday.
Hope you're planning to come back soon!
bitch runnin with a one armed scissor





Apr 9 2008 8:28 AM

i hope this is really henry running this bitch, so i can tell you everyday how much you fuckin rock.
Brock





Apr 7 2008 4:57 AM

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.”

Best Wishes!

BG
Wendy





Apr 1 2008 1:48 PM

It was great seeing you on Monday! I miss you!
wen
Becky J.





Mar 25 2008 12:02 AM

We had such a blast on Saturday night at the Jukebox and then Sullivan's after the show. I was so disappointed that we had to leave so early. Hope u come back to Peoria soon.
Jaqi Furback





Mar 19 2008 12:04 AM

Hey. You were brilliant the other night at Laughs. Sorry I had to jet. I thought I was going to get laid. You understand.
Randee





Feb 29 2008 6:24 PM

You are by far one of the funniest, sexiest men Ever...Huge turn on. See you in Cedar Rapids...Randee
Audrey Tess





Feb 18 2008 11:21 AM

our new friends.
Doug Stanhope





Jan 28 2008 9:55 PM

Henry's art helped me quit smoking... 6 weeks now!

Yippee I'm a non-smoker!
Keith Coogan





Jan 22 2008 10:31 PM

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A new short film by Keith Coogan: Paragraph Six (6)

After making it big an actor tries to cut his agent loose, but the agent has other plans. Starring Keith Coogan & Skyler Marshall. Shot on a Sony HDR HC1 in Hollywood, CA.
Ryan





Dec 24 2007 8:21 AM

Merry Christmas!
Tung Sum Ho





Dec 24 2007 8:02 AM

merry christmas
hoping Santa is very good to you and your friends and family.....God Bless......love, dan mckenzie
Tips Girl





Dec 22 2007 12:02 PM

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Eric Haines comedy music





Dec 22 2007 11:37 AM

Merry Christmas, Henry!
Lisa





Dec 22 2007 11:26 AM

Hi Henry, Happy Holidays....look forward to more laughs and great guitar playing from you in the New Year.

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Dec 20 2007 10:55 AM

Just wanted to take some time out to wish you a Happy Holiday and all the best for the New Year. I see my destiny await in 2008, and it is all good. I hope the same for you and yours. Stay in touch aight?
R&B Singer/Songwriter,
Benny S
Jason





Dec 7 2007 12:18 AM

AAAAARGH! When are you back in town?
Jerry





Nov 26 2007 6:23 PM

Hey Henry, Thanks for the add! Hope all is going well for ya. Happy Holidays, keep'm laughing:). love the guitar pill!!

Later friend,
Jerry.
Its me...JD





Nov 25 2007 3:33 PM

Hey man, Cheers for the add. Love your work.
Mel Hamill (Lil’ Chaun)





Nov 22 2007 7:54 AM

Cheers bud for the add Henry. Life is better with you as a friend. No need to worry. It will all mend. Oi, oi, oi, this is turning into one of those Newman songs. Ah! good hearing from you. You're a decent skin. See you in the lines of sonnex out there someday. May the health of the salmon be with you always. Slan, Mel.
Ryan





Nov 22 2007 7:46 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!
Danno





Nov 19 2007 7:37 PM


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Martin





Nov 14 2007 12:40 PM

Happy Birthday Henry!!!
Best wishes bro!
Jon





Nov 14 2007 12:03 PM

Wishing you a wonderful and fun filled Birthday!!!! Have a blast!!!