(1) Sean Patton (New Orleans Comedy Festival, Alt-Scene Demi-God))
(2) Dan Boulger (WINNER, Boston Comedy Festival)
(3) Barry Rothbart (Winner, Academy Award, Best Original Screenplay, 2014)
(4) Becky Ciletti ("Lack Of Etiquette," "In It To Win It!")
- for SIX measely minutes, then YOU will get the eighth and FINAL automatic spot in JULY 29th's Semi-Final of;
"Eric I's Comedy Showdown!"
The top THREE finishers in July 29th's Semi-Final will automatically advance into December's CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!
Winner of THAT gets FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!
You gotta be in it to win it!
Just show up TUESDAY between 7:00 and 7:25 in order to place your name In The Hat.
Six of you shall be chosen to compete.
Even if you DON'T get chosen this time, you shall see a great show for NO COVER CHARGE, you will get to vote for the winner, and you shall be rewarded for your support by receiving an EXTRA index card to place into the hat the NEXT time you come out to the show.
And on July 29th's Semi-Final, TWO EXTREMELY FORTUANTE COMICS WHO SIMLY SHOW UP will get a bye into the SEMI-FINAL ROUND!
And by showing up for JULY 1st's show, you will not only be giving yourself SIX chances of performing JULY 1st, but you will ALSO be doubling your chances of getting one of the two WILDCARD entries into the JULY 29th Semi-Finals.
So be there!
WHEN: TUESDAY, JULY 1st
WHERE: Ochi's Lounge (DOWNSTAIRS of COMIX)
WHERE?!: 353 West 14th Street (between 8th Ave & 9th Ave - closer to 9th)
SUBWAY: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/V to 14th Street - then simply walk 1-2 blocks WEST and you is THERE!
HOW MUCH?! ****NO COVER****
Just bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness, and while you're at it, bring a friend or two (WHO KNOWS - your friend(s) might even VOTE for you!
You'll be big! What's next? Normand Flakes? I think so! I think so! Kids'll love it! They'll sell much better than the Drucker-Flavored Bagels. Sold nothing! We lost millions!
She's not grateful. And neither am I. Shut up, Mark! Just shut up and let me talk for a goddamn minute! Jesus! I can't even think in here with all your talking. Alright. Fuck. I'm sorry. But shit. It's like talking to a goddamn trash compactor. Man. How are you? Ah, Christ. Now you're all upset. Whatever.
(1) Eliza Faria-Santos (2) Helen Hong (3) Dan Goodman (4) Charlie Gaeta
for SIX measley minutes, YOU could win an automatic bid into next month's semi-finals - and the top three finishers of THAT move on to the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR Championship Showdown in December!
You gotta be in it to win it!
Bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness to Ochi's (@ Comix) - *AT LEAST* FIVE OF YOU WHO SIMPLY SHOW UP WILL GET TO PARTICIPATE!
353 West 14th Street (b/t 8th & 9th).
1/2/3/A/C/E/F/L to 14th Street.
Guest Performance by "Impending Mustache."
Fun Times For All.
NO COVER.
You *MIGHT* be one step closer to winning 500 DOLLARS!
I’m so deeply disappointed with my life. I’m beginning acting way too late. I basically have no chance. My entire family’s dead. I’m the saddest person alive. I listen to Patsy Cline’s “Crazy” over and over on youtube and cry; then I read comments below the song like—“r.i.p. grandma, i’ll love you forever!!!”—and I cry for hours. I wake up and don’t even know how I got where I am. I don’t even know how I came to New York or why? I’m over 30 and sleeping on an air mattress on the floor, next to Matt Skky, who sleeps on the bed. What went wrong? I must be schizophrenic.
Call me a plagiarist, call me an alcoholic, call me a son-of-a-bitch, but still grant that I’m one of the most original Men of Letters in the Western Cannon. I’m the American Experiment: Part Monster, Part Weirdness, Part Genius!
I never understood the phrase buying the farm. Buying the farm! You're dead and now you want a piece of property essential to keeping people alive? How selfish can you be? Buying the farm. Whenever you die they always say you can't take it with you but, apparently, you can take eight acres of corn.
"Eric I's $500.00 Comedy Showdown!" this past Tuesday.
Sorry the Comedy Luck Gods didn;t smile on your index card that night.
If you show up for the next show (TUESDAY, JUNE 3rd - SIGN-UP 7:00 - SHOWTIME - 7:30), you shall get TWO index cards, effectively doubling your chances of getting onstage and taking on (and potentially taking DOWN):
(1) LEE CAMP (Comedy Central)
(2) JOSH HOMER (Comedy Central)
(3) MARIA SHEHATA (Comedy Central)
(4) MYSTERY GUEST (Something Other Than Comedy Central)
I'm starting a dream journal for all my sex dreams with Mark Normand. So far, there's none. But I'm keeping it on the nightstand. Because the day will come when my Mark Normand journal has as many entries as my Zach Sims journal.
I want to taste your ass and smell your cock, while I surround my mouth over your anal and suction the poo properly into my mouth, you dirty rotten hor!
