mark
"Lip Balm?"

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24 years old
Brooklyn, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    mark's Interests
GeneralFilms, stand-up, soup and jews.
MoviesSo many good ones....
TelevisionSeinfeld, Curb Your Enth., family fued
Booksbiographies
HeroesLarry David, Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Carlin, Steven Wright, Bill Murray, Mintz

     mark's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:new orleans
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:In college
Income:Less than $30,000

   mark's Schools
University Of New Orleans
New Orleans, LA
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: film
 

2005 to 2008



mark has never used a fire extinguisher.

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About me:
Gentile
Who I'd like to meet:
More blacks... We're All Friends Here



   mark's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 7 2008 8:00P
President Jackson @ Pine Tree Lodge @ New York City
Jul 11 2008 8:00P
We’re All Friends Here!! @ Creek in the Cave @ L.I.C.
Jul 14 2008 8:00P
TIM WARNER’S RENAISSANCE @ Europa @ New York City
Jul 16 2008 8:00P
A Night Under The Stars @ The Y @ New Jersey
Jul 18 2008 8:00P
Friday Night Special@ The Grizzly Pear @ New York City
Jul 23 2008 7:00P
Shrink @ Otto’s Shrunken Head @ New York City
Aug 8 2008 8:00P
Gulf Coast Comedy @ D.C. Comedy Festival @ Wahington D.C.
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
Gulf Coast Comedy @ D.C. Comedy Festival @ Wahington D.C.

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Mike Drucker





Jul 3 2008 10:11 PM

You're a fairy.

Meaning you need applause to stay alive.

See what I did there?

(gunshot)
Joe Powers





Jul 1 2008 10:47 AM

You woulda won the Motel $$$ last night!
The Lighthouse





Jul 1 2008 10:41 AM


Free Image Hosting @ Photobucket.com!
Eric I


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Jun 30 2008 8:32 AM

Season 1, Episode 8 of 8

If YOU can be funnier than

(1) Sean Patton (New Orleans Comedy Festival, Alt-Scene Demi-God))

(2) Dan Boulger (WINNER, Boston Comedy Festival)

(3) Barry Rothbart (Winner, Academy Award, Best Original Screenplay, 2014)

(4) Becky Ciletti ("Lack Of Etiquette," "In It To Win It!")

- for SIX measely minutes, then YOU will get the eighth and FINAL automatic spot in JULY 29th's Semi-Final of;

"Eric I's Comedy Showdown!"

The top THREE finishers in July 29th's Semi-Final will automatically advance into December's CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!

Winner of THAT gets FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

You gotta be in it to win it!

Just show up TUESDAY between 7:00 and 7:25 in order to place your name In The Hat.

Six of you shall be chosen to compete.

Even if you DON'T get chosen this time, you shall see a great show for NO COVER CHARGE, you will get to vote for the winner, and you shall be rewarded for your support by receiving an EXTRA index card to place into the hat the NEXT time you come out to the show.

And on July 29th's Semi-Final, TWO EXTREMELY FORTUANTE COMICS WHO SIMLY SHOW UP will get a bye into the SEMI-FINAL ROUND!

And by showing up for JULY 1st's show, you will not only be giving yourself SIX chances of performing JULY 1st, but you will ALSO be doubling your chances of getting one of the two WILDCARD entries into the JULY 29th Semi-Finals.

So be there!

WHEN: TUESDAY, JULY 1st

WHERE: Ochi's Lounge (DOWNSTAIRS of COMIX)

WHERE?!: 353 West 14th Street (between 8th Ave & 9th Ave - closer to 9th)

SUBWAY: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/V to 14th Street - then simply walk 1-2 blocks WEST and you is THERE!

HOW MUCH?! ****NO COVER****

Just bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness, and while you're at it, bring a friend or two (WHO KNOWS - your friend(s) might even VOTE for you!

See You TUESDAY at Ochi's.

Love,

Eric I
Ben Kissel





Jun 26 2008 10:48 AM

Let's fuck... Just us.
mike walls





Jun 20 2008 8:50 AM

get to work!!!

http://www. ebaumsworld. com/video/watch/285768/
Mike Drucker





Jun 20 2008 7:37 AM

You'll be big! What's next? Normand Flakes? I think so! I think so! Kids'll love it! They'll sell much better than the Drucker-Flavored Bagels.
Sold nothing! We lost millions!
Sean O’Connor





Jun 18 2008 12:59 PM

when am i going to be asked inappropriate questions, or more importantly, when am i going to get to wear the racist cap?
RG Daniels





Jun 17 2008 5:07 PM

do you have a large butterfly net & a strait jacket I can borrow?
Mike Drucker





Jun 17 2008 7:54 AM

I'm glad you got that joke.
Mike Drucker





Jun 17 2008 7:35 AM

She's not grateful. And neither am I. Shut up, Mark! Just shut up and let me talk for a goddamn minute! Jesus! I can't even think in here with all your talking. Alright. Fuck. I'm sorry.
But shit.
It's like talking to a goddamn trash compactor. Man. How are you? Ah, Christ. Now you're all upset. Whatever.
Becky Ciletti





Jun 16 2008 8:30 AM

thanks for having me on The View, sorry, your show. it was a lot of fun.
Eric I


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Jun 16 2008 7:26 AM

Hey Mark.

Hope to see you at:

TUESDAY, JUNE 17th!

7:00 Sign-Up!

7:30 Showtime!

If you can be funnier than:

(1) Eliza Faria-Santos
(2) Helen Hong
(3) Dan Goodman
(4) Charlie Gaeta

for SIX measley minutes, YOU could win an automatic bid into next month's semi-finals - and the top three finishers of THAT move on to the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR Championship Showdown in December!

You gotta be in it to win it!

Bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness to Ochi's (@ Comix) - *AT LEAST* FIVE OF YOU WHO SIMPLY SHOW UP WILL GET TO PARTICIPATE!

353 West 14th Street (b/t 8th & 9th).

1/2/3/A/C/E/F/L to 14th Street.

Guest Performance by "Impending Mustache."

Fun Times For All.

NO COVER.

You *MIGHT* be one step closer to winning 500 DOLLARS!

See you there TUESDAY circa 7:00.

Peace and Love,

Eric I
jeff ragsdale





Jun 15 2008 8:27 AM

I’m so deeply disappointed with my life. I’m beginning acting way too late. I basically have no chance. My entire family’s dead. I’m the saddest person alive. I listen to Patsy Cline’s “Crazy” over and over on youtube and cry; then I read comments below the song like—“r.i.p. grandma, i’ll love you forever!!!”—and I cry for hours. I wake up and don’t even know how I got where I am. I don’t even know how I came to New York or why? I’m over 30 and sleeping on an air mattress on the floor, next to Matt Skky, who sleeps on the bed. What went wrong? I must be schizophrenic.
Mike Drucker





Jun 15 2008 9:45 PM

If you were a woman, you'd look like this:



If I were a woman, I'd look like this:

Matt Maragno





Jun 14 2008 1:35 PM

Great show last night, you should where that hat all the time.
Caveman Tommy





Jun 12 2008 11:44 AM

Thats a great clip from the creek and cave,some things you can only discuss up north.
Mike Drucker





Jun 10 2008 7:52 AM

Robots are all I've got, Mark.
jeff ragsdale





Jun 8 2008 2:48 PM

Call me a plagiarist, call me an alcoholic, call me a son-of-a-bitch, but still grant that I’m one of the most original Men of Letters in the Western Cannon.
I’m the American Experiment: Part Monster, Part Weirdness, Part Genius!
Mike Drucker





Jun 7 2008 9:09 AM

YO MOMMA SO STUPID, SHE COULDN'T SOLVE FOR X AND THE PROBLEM WAS ALL 1+X=3, AND THAT SHIT IS EASY, DAWG! IT'S CLEARLY 2!
Scott





Jun 5 2008 2:42 PM

mark i'm so proud of you.. kisses
Marcel





Jun 5 2008 9:13 AM

Mike Drucker





Jun 4 2008 8:00 AM



I came across the video and I noticed it had the perfect number of hits.
Keith Alberstadt





Jun 3 2008 1:28 PM

Great set last night!!
Even the Panda Kings thought you were hilarious.
See you around the city.
Fictional Scot Green





Jun 3 2008 12:52 PM

"We're All Friends Here" looks brilliant. I'm jealous, you dirty fuck.
Mike Drucker





Jun 1 2008 10:30 PM

You're the toast of the town!
Mike Drucker





May 31 2008 9:15 AM

New Mark Normand Premise:

I never understood the phrase buying the farm. Buying the farm! You're dead and now you want a piece of property essential to keeping people alive? How selfish can you be? Buying the farm.
Whenever you die they always say you can't take it with you but, apparently, you can take eight acres of corn.


You're welcome.
Rob O'Reilly





May 28 2008 3:06 PM

great set at gutbucket. sorry i always forget your name. From now on, Mark, I won't forget it.
Okay Mike?
Eric I


Is Online


May 23 2008 1:43 PM

Hey Mr. Normand,

Thanks so much for supporting:

"Eric I's $500.00 Comedy Showdown!" this past Tuesday.

Sorry the Comedy Luck Gods didn;t smile on your index card that night.

If you show up for the next show (TUESDAY, JUNE 3rd - SIGN-UP 7:00 - SHOWTIME - 7:30), you shall get TWO index cards, effectively doubling your chances of getting onstage and taking on (and potentially taking DOWN):

(1) LEE CAMP (Comedy Central)

(2) JOSH HOMER (Comedy Central)

(3) MARIA SHEHATA (Comedy Central)

(4) MYSTERY GUEST (Something Other Than Comedy Central)

Hope to see you there.

You KNOW you want to take the Jew's money.

Have a great long weekend, Mark.

Peace Out,

Eric I
Salami Vice Productions





May 23 2008 11:50 AM

(sigh) anal anal anal...
Margie Kment





May 19 2008 8:38 AM

Great debut on Friday! Can't wait for the next one.
Mike Drucker





May 17 2008 2:49 PM

I'm starting a dream journal for all my sex dreams with Mark Normand. So far, there's none. But I'm keeping it on the nightstand. Because the day will come when my Mark Normand journal has as many entries as my Zach Sims journal.
BITCH! DONT YOU NOE IM HIGH LIKE A SUPPERMAN???!!





May 16 2008 10:34 AM

FUKK!!!!

HOW U GOT 2 B ON A BASSBALL CARD???

I WAN B ON 1!!!!! SHIT!!!

YOUNG GOTTI OF COMEDY
H. Alan Scott





May 16 2008 8:02 AM

you, friend, are the shit. i leave for LA June 15th, I'll be sure to invite to the going away party.
Ron Faucheux





May 14 2008 7:01 PM

I want to taste your ass and smell your cock, while I surround my mouth over your anal and suction the poo properly into my mouth, you dirty rotten hor!
Kevin McCaffrey





May 10 2008 11:29 AM

Thanks for doing the show. And you know what, thanks even more for the hug. Hope both were fun.

Talk to ya when you find a suitable black market mic stand.
Mike Drucker





May 1 2008 8:37 AM

I think that was the punchline in my two-month slump. Just like, "Not only do you suck, but people are stealing your shitty jokes.
"
Mike Drucker





May 1 2008 8:14 AM

I think I'm flunking out of comedy.
cassidy henehan