Pimp it to your hearts content - if we pack the room (and I am doing my best to do just that), we shall have this gorgeous room in which to perform our art each and every FRIDAY night until every single one of us is hosting (or at least writing for) a major Late Night TV Show)
THIS FRIDAY'S LINE-UP:
(1) ***PAT DIXON*** (Comedy Central Presents, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, BBC's "The World Stands Up!")
(2) ***SEAN PATTON** (Montreal Comedy Festival; NYC Alt-Scene Legend, One of The Top Eight Emerging Superduperstars Of Stand-Up According To Some Men's Magazine Who Ranked Jeselnik #1, so they probably know what they're talking about!)
(3) ***TOM RYAN*** (TWO Appearances on "LETTERMAN!")
(MC) ***MEGHAN HANLEY*** (You May Not Have Heard Of Her Quite Yet - But I Promise You, You Will Soon - One Of NYC's Finest MC's!)
That's right - NO COVER - NO MINIMUMS - REASONABLY PRICED DRINKS AND EATS FOR THOSE WHO WANT THEM - ON A FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT! - WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR??!!!!!
Listen, Pal - I happen to be of the opinion that you're extremely funny, but I don't care if you beat Woody Fucking Allen in the Finals - I ain't giving you a penny more than 4.2 million dollars.
Hey great set last night. I hope you taped that. PS I walked by a Happy Family restaurant in Queens last week. I didnt know it actually exists. Thats hilarious. Have a good one.
SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th Street - then just walk a block or two WEST
SEVEN comics who simply show up at 7:00 o'clock will get to do a tight 5-minute set (along with the eight comics listed above). The winner (judged by the audience) advances into the Semi-Finals.
Winner of the contest wins FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS straight outta my wallet!
Happy Birthday, buddy! Looks like you're having a good time in New York!! I see you have a show named after your catch phrase... Very nice. A tall Brass Monkey sending best of wishes.
