Master Lux&trade "R.I.P. Napoleon"
Unicorn Rula
Unicorn Rula If there are two things I wouldn't want to be twice, zombies is both of them.

Female
100 years old
It's Candy Mountain, Charlie!, Arkansas
United States



Last Login: 12/26/2009
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    Master Lux&trade "R.I.P. Napoleon"'s Interests
General
My general interests include: Absynthe, smoking Newports in the shower, the colors white & black (or the combination of all light, & the absence of light), Giant Pandas, My Little Ponies, Care Bears, and the smell of hair dye. Oh, and of course, I find interest in things like French Toast bagels, Vanilla Coke, Fried Foods, Veggie Lo Mein (without the veggies), MMORPGs (these include: Guild Wars and City of Villains/Heroes), Magic the Gathering, and body mods.
Music
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P!nk, Porcelain and the Tramps (my whole life and personality are explained in her lyrics.), Jeffree Star, Lady Gaga, Sublime, old Green Day, Sex Pistols, The Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, Black Flag, Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth, Most 80s Pop, some Blues, A LOT of older rock, older Korn, older Rob Zombie, Nine Inch Nails, Psychopathic Records, a few Rap artists, The Dresden Dolls, No Doubt, Beethoven, Wolfgang Amedeus Mozart, and many MANY more!!


Movies
Anything Zombie; The Exorcist (1973); Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, & Sweeney Todd (along w/ every other Tim Burton movie); The Last Unicorn; Who Framed Roger Rabbit & Cool World; The Addams Family; From Hell & Blow (if it's Johnny Depp, I love it); Everything Jim Henson (especially including the Labyrinth); The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles;The Lion King I & II, The Little Mermaid, Lady and The Tramp, Alice in Wonderland, Oliver and Company, The Jungle Book, 101 Dalmatians, The Aristocats, The Rescueres, & almost every other Disney Movie from my youth; Scareface & Pulp Fiction; Goodfellas; A Bronx Tale; Lucky # Sleven; Analyze This & That; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Trainspotting; Requiem for a Dream; SLC Punk; V for Vendetta; The Boondock Saints; Constantine; Child's Play, The new Omen, Milo, Pet Sematary (I just adore evil children and their toys); Hostle; The Elm St. series, Halloween, and Friday 13th movies; Pumpkinhead; Shocker; Natural Born Killers; Romeo and Juliet; Vanity Fair; 3000 Miles to Graceland; Sin City; Dogma & Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Clerks (1 & 2) & Chasing Amy; both Ace Ventura; Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut; Big Money Hustlas & The Purple Show; Half Baked & Friday; Fifth Element; Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Tomb Raider & Troy (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are hot); Bandits; The Ladykillers; Jawbreaker (I love Rose McGowen); Drowning Mona; and any other movie the explains my life or thought process in some sick, twisted way. This is just to name a few!

Television
I don't watch television. I find it a waste of precious time. Time that could be otherwise spent doing something productive. And if you find yourself that bored, you should get a job, find a new hobby, or explore new talents. Although, Perfect Hair Forever, Tripping the Rift, The Mighty Boosh, CSI (Las Vegas), Betty Boop, The Pink Panther, My Little Pony, The Care Bears, Pinky and the Brain, Metalocalypse, Catdog, Rocko's Modern Life, Two Stupid Dogs, and Ren and Stimpy are great shows.
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Books
The Unicorn Chronicles, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics, The Long, Hard Road out of Hell, Alice in Wonderland (the Disney movie is good, too, of course), Hardcore Zen, Darkside Zodiac, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, The Satanic Bible, The Christian Bible (it is, of course, the greatest fictional novel known to man), along with any other fantasy/mystery book promoting/involving drugs, death, murder/suicide, lifelike experiences, Christian Bullshit, ect.
Fav. Quote
If they really had a desire to live, they would have seen how easy it is to die, would have chosen their actions more wisely. In these moments, you can tell they're not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face. --JTHM

Heroes
Me, Alecia Beth Moore, Fairuza Balk, Master Shake, The Mooninites, Jhonen Vasquez, Kathie Olivas, The Giant Panda, Brian Tochi (voice of Leonardo), Robbie Rist (voice of Michaelangelo), Corey Feldman (voice of Donatello), Kenn Scott (voice of Raphael), Kevin Clash (voice of Splinter), Chris Sarandon, Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, C R Wright, Dr. Albert Hofmann, Alexander Shulgin, and the lower Mesopotamians (earliest cultivators of Papaver somniferum).

    Master Lux Zula™'s Details
status: Swinger
here for: Networking
orientation: Mostly Gay
hometown: My Mother's Twat, LA
body type: 5' 1" / Average
ethnicity: Colored Luxicorn
religion: No Thank You!
zodiac Sign: Leo
fav. color: Probably Black.
smoke / drink / drugs: Yes / Yes / Yes
education: In College
Occupation:: Professional Internet Pirate & all around horribly Vain Cunt.
Anything Else?: You have no idea.

Master Lux Zula™'s Details
status: Swinger/In a Relationship
here for: Networking
orientation: Mostly Gay
hometown: My Mother's Twat, LA
body type: 5' 1" / Average
ethnicity: Colored Trash
religion: No Thank You!
zodiac Sign: Leo
fav. color: Probably Black.
smoke / drink / drugs: Yes / Yes / Yes
education: In College
Occupation: Professional Internet Pirate & all around Vain Cunt.
The End
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     Master Lux&trade "R.I.P. Napoleon"'s Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:SHREVEPORT
Body type:5' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:In college
Occupation:Professional Pirate.
Income:Less than $30,000

   Master Lux&trade "R.I.P. Napoleon"'s Schools
Ashworth College
Norcross, GA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Business Management
 

2007 to Present
Sapulpa Hs
Sapulpa, OK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Art.
 

2002 to 2002
Stigler Hs
Stigler, OK
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Fuck that shit.
 

2002 to 2005
Sapulpa Hs
Sapulpa, OK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Art, Speech, French, History, Math.
 

2001 to 2002
Union Hs
Tulsa, OK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Art, Speech, Drama.
 

2001 to 2001

   Master Lux&trade "R.I.P. Napoleon"'s Companies
NPC International/ Pizza Hut
Barathrum, Oklahoma US
Assistant Manager

Jan, 2007- May, 2008
Pirates-aRgh-Us!
In every city near you!, Worldwide, Baby! US
Argh, I be a Pirate!
Illegal Downloads and Rum Drinking.

Aug. 1900-Current!



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   Master Lux&trade "R.I.P. Napoleon"'s Blurbs
About me:
Be Advised:
My Profile is best viewed in Mozilla Firefox Web Browser. Otherwise, it looks like shit.
TO ALL THOSE THINKING ABOUT ADDING ME AS A FRIEND:
Read These FAQs!
READ ON!
*WARNING*
(It should be know that Lux has very naughty language, and uses it very often. And most likely doesn't give a fuck if it offends you.)
Lux and Ash are from the moon and, as such, are far superior to anyone you know. In fact, they would like it to be known that they consider your planet to be their moon.
Lux is Ash's bestie who may come across as angry and rebellious to some. But all that she says and does is right. So stop reading about her now.
What you get is what you see, it won't take much to get hooked on me. So shoot me right into your skin, and I will be your heroin.
"There are few who deny, at what I do I am the best, For my talents are renowned far and wide. When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night, I excel without ever even trying. With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms, I have see grown men give out a shriek. With a wave of my hand and a well-placed moan, I have swept the very bravest off their feet!"
To try to get a solid grasp of who and what I really am, please refer here:
CLICK ME!
If not, read the following text, to get a loose evaluation of all the things that make me.
My name is: Lux Zula, Unicorn Rula', Game Schoola'. Wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya'! I am Expression, Individualism, Government Anarchy. I am Addiction and Lust; I am Sin and Pain. I am Hate, Love, Sorrow, Glee. I am Alpha and Omega, Beginning and Ending, First and Last. I am all which is, which was, and which is to come. I am that liveth, and was dead. I am a vile little creature, with a sick sense of humor. A blasphemous whore. A total nerd. I am the girl every guy secretly wants, and every girl secretly wants to be. Definitely not the girl next door. Possibly the one across the street. Maybe even the next block over. I am a new breed of girl wrapped in a tiny package, topped off with a cute little neon green bow. Decorated with synthetic dreads and ripped up clothes.

-> HATE ME HERE <-




Go find a cheerleader and saw her legs off.


Who I'd like to meet:
"Coin operated boy, sitting on the shelf he is just a toy. But I turn him on and he comes to life, automatic joy. That is why I want a coin operated boy. Made of plastic and elastic, He is rugged and long-lasting. Who could ever ever ask for more? Love without complications galore! Many shapes and weights to choose from, I will never leave my bedroom. I will never cry at night again, Wrap my arms around him and pretend...."
This section is stupid. It does not matter who I want to meet, especially in the minds of those that want to meet me. So I answer with this: Michaelangelo, Golden Unicorns, talking Butterflies, and even Pink and Purple Cats. I hate people in large groups, so please, one comment at a time. Thank you. Have a great day!
YAHOO:
hardcore.luxxx
MSN:
Lux_Fero666@msn.com
AOL:
Hardcore LuXXX
Myspace IM:
Heroin Addiction
God's Girls:
http://www.godsgirls.com/members/chemaddction
Twitter:
http://twitter.com/Hardcore_LuXXX
FACEBOOK:
http://www.facebook.com/lux.uniicorn
Bebo:
http://www.bebo.com/hardcoreluxxx
hi5:
http://hardcoreluxxx.hi5.com
Exile Asylum:
Fuck that site!
How's that for "Raw" and "In Your Face" Stupid Fag Vampire Don Henrie?
Suck my balls, Fuckface.
I HAVE ZOMBIE-NINJA FRIENDS!
Are you JEALOUS yet?
My Little Whorebag.
My Little Mini-Me.
My Tattoo-Artist Lover.
My No-Longer-Lost Friend.
My Oxie!!
My Bigger-Little Brother.
My Gorgeous Piercer.
My Beautiful Hairstylist.
The Sexy Cyn.
The Musical Drinker.
Ms. Oxi Trash.
The Bestest Kitty Lover.
The Lovely Kelly.
My Bar-Hopping Buddy.
Lil' Wicked Tink.
Trauma Deville.
Southtown Tattoo.
White Collar Sideshow.
IWannaBeBroken.Com.
I wouldn't go here if I were you...
Then again, I probably wouldn't go here either.


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kelly

kelly



Dec 25 2009 3:41 PM

Merry Christmas eve!!! <3333
Darling Nikki In Chains

Darling Nikki In Chains



Dec 20 2009 3:42 PM

 

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HUG WAR!

Pass this hug to all of
your friends and back
to me, see how many
you get back!

1-5 HUGS....Your on
someones mind!

5-10 HUGS...Someone
likes you!

10-15 HUGS..Someone
wants to be with you
Cynthia

Cynthia Chapstick



Dec 17 2009 12:03 AM

GW tonight maybe?
THE CABINETS

THE CABINETS



Dec 11 2009 9:16 AM

ありがとう♪
 


 

*RejettA*

*RejettA*



Dec 10 2009 4:39 AM

brown
Miss Brutal [GG]™

Miss Brutal [GG]™



Dec 6 2009 12:31 AM

hahahahaha Yea ive seen that when I looked at past votes.
Miss Brutal [GG]™

Miss Brutal [GG]™



Dec 5 2009 3:53 PM

That Shit Sucks. Yea im glad I did it when I did cause in the old post alot of people are rude.
Miss Brutal [GG]™

Miss Brutal [GG]™



Dec 4 2009 1:44 PM

How long you been a Gods Girl?
Miss Brutal [GG]™

Miss Brutal [GG]™



Dec 4 2009 12:23 AM

Thank You! I  just want to be voted in and get naked already.haha
Hold Me Tight ~ Leather Corsets & More

Hold Me Tight ~ Leather Corsets & More



Dec 3 2009 10:16 PM

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Libi of GodsGirls

Libi von Hoffman



Dec 3 2009 2:34 PM

Neechee neko!

Neechee Neko



Dec 1 2009 2:51 PM

I'm good thanks hun.

Going christmas shopping for a bit today with the mister me thinks then back to the creepy bungalow tonight.

Em x
Neechee neko!

Neechee Neko



Dec 1 2009 2:08 AM

Hey pretty lady, hows you?

You up to much fun tonight?

Love Em x
*Dark Romance*™ [ vicious;*]

*Dark Romance*™ [ vicious;*]



Nov 29 2009 4:12 PM

-gives you chocolate hehehe hiiii :)
MIster C

Charles Unwin



Nov 28 2009 2:47 PM


Darling Nikki In Chains

Darling Nikki In Chains



Nov 26 2009 2:57 PM

Thanksiving Pumpkin Pictures, Images and Photos
The Mighty Robin

The Mighty Robin



Nov 24 2009 3:29 PM

BAM! that's me dropping the Fbomb on youz face.
Gnarley Carli Marley

Carli Norton



Nov 24 2009 3:29 PM

Reminder :-D



Cyn's 20th Sexy Zombie Party!
November 28th Two-Thousand And N9ne
Get ready to let your skin unwind
Come to Carli's and you shall see
Things that can never be unseen.
So Wake the dead and Bring the beer,
A bloody mess, you'll sure get here.
Only sexy zombies will walk today
All for Cyn, on her Birthday.



BYOB and dress to impress!
The bloodier the better!
Penis cake and Boobie cupcakes will
be provided!



Call Text or Message me for directions ! <3
MIster C

Charles Unwin



Nov 24 2009 3:29 PM


kelly

kelly



Nov 22 2009 8:11 PM

Thanks! :)
Ocean

Ocean Watercorn



Nov 21 2009 3:33 PM

Yes yes we are related! i am your long long long long lost cousin!
Cynthia

Cynthia Chapstick



Nov 19 2009 3:25 PM

TA TA TA TA TA TA TOUCH ME!! I wanna beee diiiiiiirtyy! (rocky horror picture show, for some reason, reminds me of you <3 )
Gnarly

Gnarly



Nov 19 2009 12:40 AM

im sorry to hear that :(
Gnarly

Gnarly



Nov 17 2009 6:45 PM

that bitch was huge haha
Nick Black (dealing w/ the Artwork)

Nick Black (dealing w/  the Artwork)



Nov 16 2009 2:49 PM

Thanks for taking the time to listen to my music! Below are a couple of links if you're interested

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