About me: "I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!
I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.
I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.
But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"
-George Carlin
I don't let many big things bother me, but sometimes little things slip through the cracks of my apathy.
Who I'd like to meet: Captain Jean Luc Picard, Richard Marcinko.
I miss you when the earth moves. I miss you when the sun burns. I miss you when I'm killed by Greater Duskbats of a higher rank than I am, and you're not there to walk by them and watch them fall over dead (I even miss you when you are!)...;) Haha.
I miss you when I breathe.
I'll even miss you if you decided that is comment reveals too much and delete it. ;) Just kidding.
Im ok... still working at victoria's secret... im going to start school at unca soon hopefully... im not sure whats going on with mike and i right now... u should def stop by the mall when u come to visit... im totally jealous that u live in hawaii :( other than that things are pretty much the same for me lol
Payback for PEEanna Bowell. After you're done reeling from the definition (though you may already know what it is), read the caption at the bottom for a giggle, haha.
Haha, close. They're on 27, actually. We sell them in the electronics department of your Patton Avenue Kmart, open 7.00 a.m. to 10.00 p.m. Sunday thru Saturday.
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Oh, and I was in the fifth grade, old man. Hahahaha.
"And another innocent falls victim to the inescapable sea turtle charm. Like hundreds before you, you have been used. Nothing to do now but pick up the pieces of your shattered pride and try to love again."
Well said...well said....Nobody knows you but you man...all of your writings are just about on cue with the way I felt when i got out...whats going on by the way?? I mean you in or what?? a Marine Staff Sgt. gave me a card today...man I could tell you so much....anyway ill ttyl
Your Only Saying That Cause You Never Got A Chance With Me. Lol Just Kidding. But No I An Actually Very Happy. And Yes Me And Zack Did Move East But Neither One Of Up Regrett It At All. We Prefer Married Life It Suits Us. That Is Awesome You Got A Place I Have No Clue Where It Is Though. I Live Out On Helamono Now. Its Nice And Peaceful Out Here. How Are You And The Girlfriend Doing ? Hopefully All Is Well. Well I An Glad You Got The Master Bedroom Lol. Who All Did You Move In With ? Alright Buddy.
