Boris
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I'm goin nowhere, somebody help me.
Male
101 years old
Los Angeles
United States
Last Login: 7/19/2009
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Mood:
jolly
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Boris's Comedian Bio
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| Influences | Don Rickles
Rodney Dangerfield
Garry Shandling
Jerry Seinfeld
Andy Kindler |
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Boris's Interests
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| General | Movies, Funny people, Party Pictures, Pork Chops, Mongolian BBQ, Very mild Cajun food, Coarse Ground Black Pepper, Desserts made with Bananas, Food made with Pumpkin, Del Taco Mild Sauce, Fruity Exotic Cocktails, Rum not Whiskey, Drink Menus, Great Hotels, My Gay Cats (Earl and Ghost Cat), Space Ships, Super Villains, Lady Vampires, Single Mom Strippers, Leopard Print Divorcees and Conga Lines, I have no interest in Onions or Cilantro.
Drink Lists
Tiki-Ti: 68 of 93
Forbidden Island: 18 of 32
The Good Nite Bar: 4 of 7
The Bigfoot Lodge: 3 of 5
Saints and Sinners: 6 of 6
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 | | Movies | Midnight Run, Office Space, Repo Man, Down By Law, Elf, After Hours, Mad Hot Ballroom, The Road Warrior, The Professional, The Big Lebowski, Quick Change, Reign of Fire, The Flamingo Kid, The Heavenly Kid, The Last Boyscout, The Rundown, A Knights Tale, Stalag 17, Better Off Dead, Singles, Sideways, Tremors, Road House, Serenity | | Television | King of the Hill, Monk, Psych, Burn Notice, In Plain Sight, Project Runway, Ninja Warrior, Mythbusters, Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege and Justice, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, | | Books |  | | Heroes |  |
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Pool Club, Crazy Crafts with Laura Condi!!!!, Spread the Word - Choroideremia, Koreatown Rocks!, This Is Supernova, Boat Babes!!!!
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Boris's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Costa Mesa, Ca. | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Some extra baggage | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | The Boss of you |
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Total Plays: 1345 |
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About me:
I have no idea. So let's talk about you. If you have some sort of designed to death unloadable HTML nightmare page, Then please do not try to add me. No fake profiles please. No Hippies, No Bands, No Sketch Groups, No Improv Troupes or whatever you call yourselves and just because I'm a comedian doesnt mean I have to be friends with every comedian does it?
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Who I'd like to meet:
Dark haired hotties under 5’9" and Anna from Ace of cakes.
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