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Boris
I'm goin nowhere, somebody help me.

Male
101 years old
Los Angeles
United States



Last Login: 7/19/2009
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   Boris's Comedian Bio
InfluencesDon Rickles
Rodney Dangerfield
Garry Shandling
Jerry Seinfeld
Andy Kindler

    Boris's Interests
GeneralMovies, Funny people, Party Pictures, Pork Chops, Mongolian BBQ, Very mild Cajun food, Coarse Ground Black Pepper, Desserts made with Bananas, Food made with Pumpkin, Del Taco Mild Sauce, Fruity Exotic Cocktails, Rum not Whiskey, Drink Menus, Great Hotels, My Gay Cats (Earl and Ghost Cat), Space Ships, Super Villains, Lady Vampires, Single Mom Strippers, Leopard Print Divorcees and Conga Lines, I have no interest in Onions or Cilantro.

Drink Lists
Tiki-Ti: 68 of 93
Forbidden Island: 18 of 32
The Good Nite Bar: 4 of 7
The Bigfoot Lodge: 3 of 5
Saints and Sinners: 6 of 6

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MoviesMidnight Run, Office Space, Repo Man, Down By Law, Elf, After Hours, Mad Hot Ballroom, The Road Warrior, The Professional, The Big Lebowski, Quick Change, Reign of Fire, The Flamingo Kid, The Heavenly Kid, The Last Boyscout, The Rundown, A Knights Tale, Stalag 17, Better Off Dead, Singles, Sideways, Tremors, Road House, Serenity
TelevisionKing of the Hill, Monk, Psych, Burn Notice, In Plain Sight, Project Runway, Ninja Warrior, Mythbusters, Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege and Justice, Late Night with Conan O'Brien,
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HeroesHeroes.jpg
Groups: Pool ClubCrazy Crafts with Laura Condi!!!!Spread the Word - ChoroideremiaKoreatown Rocks!This Is SupernovaBoat Babes!!!!

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     Boris's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Costa Mesa, Ca.
Body type:5' 9" / Some extra baggage
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college
Occupation:The Boss of you

   Boris's Schools
Orange Coast College
Costa Mesa, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1986 to 1987
Estancia High
Newport Beach, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1985
Student status: Alumni
 

1981 to 1985


Boris's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 1 Total Plays: 1345 Plays Today: 0
Hotties and Sarcasm
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You’ll always have a home in my belly.  (view more)

Pop-Tart my Heart.  (view more)

The latest episode of Comics on Comics is online!  (view more)

I’m not asking for much.  (view more)

Hidden Treasure  (view more)

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   Boris's Blurbs
About me:
I have no idea. So let's talk about you. If you have some sort of designed to death unloadable HTML nightmare page, Then please do not try to add me. No fake profiles please. No Hippies, No Bands, No Sketch Groups, No Improv Troupes or whatever you call yourselves and just because I'm a comedian doesnt mean I have to be friends with every comedian does it?
Who I'd like to meet:
Dark haired hotties under 5’9" and Anna from Ace of cakes.

   Boris's Friend Space (Top 16)
Boris has 591 friends.
 Danielle Koenig 


 Melanie 


 Hanford 


 little stranger 


 Bill 


 Humuhumu 


 dogbytes 


 Tikitastic Mark 


 SeAsOnS oF WiTheR 


 BitterSweet 


 tawny v ♡ 


 Ocea Otica 


 JONPAUL BALAK Photography 


 Shonen Knife 


 The Blue Hawaiians 


 Clouseaux 





Boris's Friends Comments
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Keith Dion





Jul 9 2009 10:03 PM

Hello? Where is everybody, on Facebook?...
floratina





Jun 21 2009 7:39 PM

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SeAsOnS oF WiTheR





Apr 14 2009 9:34 PM

Deputy Sierra… please wait for back up… back up is en route… on scene witnesses say Janie’s got a gun… over.



THE BEST FREAKIN' COMMENT EVER POSTED ON MY PAGE...THANKS
Ocea Otica





Mar 23 2009 10:45 PM

i have a lot of snot in my nose, how are you?
Bamboo Ben





Mar 21 2009 3:54 AM

I'm a hero??

Thanks. Means a lot.

More tiki soon....
Keith Dion





Mar 19 2009 10:33 AM

Interesting idea (I've actually thought about it).
BitterSweet





Mar 17 2009 5:25 PM

i know dude... were gonna drink to my single life lol
tawny v ♡





Mar 16 2009 6:55 AM

i found you and judy too lol
SeAsOnS oF WiTheR





Mar 9 2009 4:24 PM

aww YOU are an angel and a wonderful funny person
SeAsOnS oF WiTheR





Mar 5 2009 4:44 PM

Yes Sir.
I'm glad your computer doesn't freeze when you go to my page
SeAsOnS oF WiTheR





Mar 5 2009 4:15 PM

That's a Code 3 over...do we have a 10-4 for tonight?
TAMAS MENYHART www.youtube.com/tamasmenyhart





Feb 27 2009 6:58 PM

Hi Boris :) It was really nice meeting you as well :) I hope you will have a nice weekend.
I'm sure I'll see you one of these days over there :)
SeAsOnS oF WiTheR





Jan 16 2009 5:15 PM

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE SHOT LOL
Charlie





Jan 3 2009 6:40 AM

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Hey Boris, I am sending you a Beer.



Send me a drink back!

Happy New Year!! First one's on me!

Cheers!!

Hiphipahula





Dec 31 2008 12:00 AM

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Ocea Otica





Dec 25 2008 6:18 PM

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Daves Not Home





Dec 25 2008 6:39 AM



Is that an elf in your pants?
SeAsOnS oF WiTheR





Dec 9 2008 11:50 PM

ANYTHING WITH TRIPLE SEC IS NOT A SERIOUS DRINK LOL
Krissy Snow





Dec 8 2008 4:25 PM

I'm ready for my close up Mr. Boris... Santa Con was a BLAST!
JenTiki





Dec 2 2008 7:22 PM

Happy Huladays, Boris!!!
Miss you bunches!
Hiphipahula





Nov 27 2008 2:15 PM

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DonovaN™





Nov 14 2008 11:09 PM

like wise my man, this will not end my drinking career!!!
and for the record i would have won the ugliest shirt contest!
little stranger





Nov 12 2008 9:41 PM

Yes! Next week?
Casie





Oct 31 2008 6:15 AM

Cookie monster and Cheetara Pictures, Images and Photos
Happy Halloween Boris!!
☠Sir Doosky☠





Oct 28 2008 4:48 AM

whats going on my friend! hope all is well!! ;)
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