Boris
General Info
Genre:
Alternative / Stand-Up / As Seen on TVInfluences
Don Rickles
Rodney Dangerfield
Garry Shandling
Jerry Seinfeld
Andy Kindler
Latest Blog Entries
- Jan 4, 2009 5:28 AM You’ll always have a home in my belly.
- Jul 12, 2008 4:21 PM Pop-Tart my Heart.
- Jun 1, 2008 2:13 PM The latest episode of Comics on Comics is online!
- May 26, 2008 11:24 PM I’m not asking for much.
- Feb 17, 2008 6:13 PM Hidden Treasure
Music
Blurbs
About me:
I have no idea. So let's talk about you. If you have some sort of designed to death unloadable HTML nightmare page, Then please do not try to add me. No fake profiles please. No Hippies, No Bands, No Sketch Groups, No Improv Troupes or whatever you call yourselves and just because I'm a comedian doesnt mean I have to be friends with every comedian does it?Who I'd like to meet:
Dark haired hotties under 5’9" and Anna from Ace of cakes.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Dating, Friends
- Hometown: Costa Mesa, Ca.
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 9" / Some extra baggage
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: The Boss of you
Interests
General
Movies, Funny people, Party Pictures, Pork Chops, Mongolian BBQ, Very mild Cajun food, Coarse Ground Black Pepper, Desserts made with Bananas, Food made with Pumpkin, Del Taco Mild Sauce, Fruity Exotic Cocktails, Rum not Whiskey, Drink Menus, Great Hotels, My Gay Cats (Earl and Ghost Cat), Space Ships, Super Villains, Lady Vampires, Single Mom Strippers, Leopard Print Divorcees and Conga Lines, I have no interest in Onions or Cilantro.
Drink Lists
Tiki-Ti: 81 of 92
Forbidden Island: 18 of 32
Saints and Sinners: 6 of 6
Music
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..Movies
Midnight Run, Office Space, Repo Man, Down By Law, Elf, After Hours, Mad Hot Ballroom, The Road Warrior, The Professional, The Big Lebowski, Quick Change, Reign of Fire, The Flamingo Kid, The Heavenly Kid, The Last Boyscout, The Rundown, A Knights Tale, Stalag 17, Better Off Dead, Singles, Sideways, Tremors, Road House, SerenityTelevision
Books
Heroes
Schools
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Orange Coast College
- Costa Mesa, CALIFORNIA
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
1986 to 1987 -
Estancia High
- Newport Beach, CALIFORNIA
- Graduated: 1985
- Student status: Alumni
1981 to 1985