It's your friendly neighborhood merc with a mouth here on Myspace (I figured everyone has a profile, I might as well join the chaos myself). My name is Wade, otherwise known as Deadpool, and I enjoy killing people, mexican food, killing people, cruising through town, killing people, and women covered in Cheez Whiz. I am currently working with my former enemy Cable, so you can find all of Cable's screw-ups and all of my victories in the pages of Cable and Deadpool. If you're a classic fan, go back to the pages of my limited series.
If you need to know more, go here. I'm too lazy.
I'm sure there are many questions you want to ask me, but before you do, my friends Joe Kelly and Gail Simone have compiled a little FAQ just for you.
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Q: Are you really Deadpool?
A: Why, of course! Personally, I'm quite flattered that so many people on this waste-of-time of a website want to be me, but the sad reality is that no one is suave, sexy, or Irish Spring fresh as I.
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Plaid.
Q: What is your quest?
A: To successfully attract new fans without the dreaded "Emo Hair Virus" reaching me. I doubt that even my healing factor can stop that. It's like the mullet of the 21st century. It creeps me out.
Q: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: Okay. The "Monty Python" shtick is getting a bit out of hand, but the correct answer to this question is 11 meters per second or 24 miles per hour. It's true! Look it up!
Q: What was it like fighting people like the Hulk and the Rhino?
A: Painful as hell!!! Although, carrying the Rhino around on a keychain was fun......until he broke my fucking ankles!!!
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