Dan
Dan Pasternack
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Male
40 years old
Atlanta, Georgia
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2009
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    Dan's Interests
GeneralTravel, History, Free Speech, Music, Food, Comedy, Basketball, Karaoke, Cigars, Rescue Animals and Pie. (I know pie is food... and I already said food... but pie is so important in my life that it needs to be mentioned separately. You got a problem with that?)


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MusicThe Beatles, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Costello, Bob Dylan, Otis Redding, U2, Ray Charles, James McMurtry, Green Day, Neil Diamond, Bruce Springsteen, Warren Zevon, Billie Holiday, The Rolling Stones, Del Amitri, The Who, Randy Newman, Hoagy Carmichael, Aretha Franklin, Smashing Pumpkins, Paul Simon, Elton John, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Waits, Badfinger, Eminem, Stevie Wonder, David Ackles, James Taylor, Barenaked Ladies, The Fugees, Louis Armstrong, Tom Jones, Phantom Planet, Marvin Gaye, Lucy Kaplansky, Emmylou Harris, Lyle Lovett, The Byrds and Gram Parsons
MoviesOn the Waterfront, The Godfather, Blue Velvet, Lost in America, Fargo, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Some Like It Hot, Network, In a Lonely Place, The Graduate, My Life As A Dog, A Hard Day's Night, Brazil, Cisco Pike, Dr. Strangelove, Diner, White Heat, Swingers, His Girl Friday, This is Spinal Tap, Birdy, All That Jazz, Ishtar, Windy City Heat as well as the films of Marx Brothers, Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorcese, Monty Python, Woody Allen and Christopher Guest.


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TelevisionAll in the Family, M*A*S*H, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, The Sopranos, Hill Street Blues, The Larry Sanders Show, Mr. Show, The Simpsons, Your Show of Shows, Caesar's Hour, 24, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office (both the British and American versions), Get a Life, Arrested Development, The Shield, Rescue Me, Starved, Beggars and Choosers, South Park, Jimmy Kimmel Live, 30 Rock, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Bob Newhart Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, Wondershowzen, Laugh In, Saturday Night Live... and then there's some stuff I really like on the internets. Especially... Visit MariaBamford.com
BooksWhat Makes Sammy Run, Concrete Island, Of Mice and Men, Running with Scissors, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Memoirs of a Mangy Lover, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Chosen, My Greatest Day in Show Business, Popcorn and anything by Charles Dickens, J.D. Salinger, Robert Benchley, S.J. Perelman, Douglas Adams and David Sedaris.
HeroesLenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, John Lennon, Norman Lear, Brandon Tartikoff, Jack Benny, Groucho Marx, Bob Dylan, Warren Zevon, George Carlin, Elvis Costello, Magic Johnson, Arthur Miller and General William Tecumseh Sherman

     Dan's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Angeles
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Impotent Manwhore

   Dan's Schools
University Of Southern California
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: 1991
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Cinema/Television, Screenwriting
 

1986 to 1991
Oakwood Secondary School
N Hollywood,California
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
 

1983 to 1986



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   Dan's Blurbs
About me:
Despite being born a Jewish male in Los Angeles, I have somehow managed to carve out a place for myself in the entertainment industry. So believe me, I totally know what Halle Berry meant on Oscar night. My politics lean to the left; my penis curves to the right; and I like people who give it to me straight up the middle. I firmly believe that the best advice I ever received came from my driver's ed. teacher who said, "always turn in the direction of the skid." So what's your story?

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Who I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented the snow globe.



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Dan's Friends Comments
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Eddie Ifft





Jun 29 2009 12:12 PM







Eddie Ifft





Jun 29 2009 12:12 PM







Donnell Duncan - Revelation Unplugged





Jun 26 2009 12:51 PM

Leaving a little MySpace love on your page. May God order the steps of your life. Thanks for being on my friend's list.


Revelation Unplugged

ღ☆Cara☆ღ





Jun 22 2009 10:19 PM

Sorry I am a day late
HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
jylie. (SB)





Jun 21 2009 8:50 PM

Happy Father's Day, Papi!
Cori Healy





Mar 21 2009 10:12 PM

Hey Dan,

After giving it much thought, I've decided that you are my favorite Dan. And not just because you're the only Dan I know either.

Keep up the Good work :)
DAVE STONE





Jan 13 2009 8:20 PM

Good set last night. Way to make the most of that primo 14th spot.
Andy Sandford





Jan 8 2009 5:42 AM

I've witnessed the Pasternack train of laughter.
That hotel Ballroom didn't know what hit 'em
jylie. (SB)





Jan 8 2009 12:59 AM

A few minutes ago I went to go and log into my Photobucket account and on the homepage, in the whole "videos that may interest you" area I see the BIRD POOP video! I just love that people still think it's real time. heehee.

What's this stuff I hear about Sunday?!
Cartoon03





Dec 13 2008 9:32 AM

Pati Vitale





Nov 19 2008 11:36 PM

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Enjoy your day, ya sick fuck!
Pati xoxoxo
Nadia





Nov 19 2008 11:59 PM

Happy Birthday, Dan!
Michele





Nov 20 2008 2:46 AM

Happy Birthday! Enjoy! :)
Snuz





Nov 19 2008 9:44 AM

HAFFY SCHNITZEL TAG! Auf deine Snuz Bruders! Cherries!
Comedy By The Numbers





Nov 19 2008 9:53 AM

Happy Birthday from COMEDY BY THE NUMBERS! Have a funny day!
YUCKO THE CLOWN





Oct 11 2008 4:47 AM

Dan has a huge dick...in his ass
Kristin





Sep 30 2008 6:12 PM

Despite Atlanta's lack of gas, I had a great time on Saturday, thanks again for everything!
jen (SB)





Sep 29 2008 2:32 PM

I owe you one! Thanks for a great night w/Nick on Saturday, haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Hope you made it back to the car safely...
Dave





Sep 12 2008 12:09 AM

Here's to entering middle age with dignity...


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Chris Jackson





Jul 18 2008 11:14 PM

Dan,

You internet mogul you. When are you coming back to California for a visit? We miss you.

Please share my heartfelt Pride and Congratulations to my friend Fasano for her Emmy Nomination for casting the Showtime comedy series CALIFORNICATION

Dan, you voted for Chris Rock to receive his first Emmy awards my friend would kiss your ass to get your vote. Or shall I say, cut your Jesse Jackson's off.

Call me. I'll email you my contact info again.
ღ☆Cara☆ღ





Jul 8 2008 5:19 PM

Go to 5:20 and see my house :)

UCB 1st show.

jylie. (SB)





Jun 23 2008 5:43 PM

Norma





Jun 23 2008 3:28 PM

George Carlin will live forever in the amazing, angry world that he created. (I ran the spotlight for him in 1973 at a college show - only time I ever saw him in person).
Norma





Jun 16 2008 4:05 AM

Violent temper? Yeah, right... zzz... I'd describe your temper as slightly dull. Adorable, but dull. Precious.
Hi!
Frau Schadenfreude (aka Angel of Death)





Jun 4 2008 1:37 AM

Fucker, you had bo diddley!
How the shizzle are you?
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