I've done lots of stupid stuff lately, and you haven't been around to laugh at them, or me for that matter. Here's the best one that has happened lately:
Da and I went to the dreaded HEB that I have been avoiding since it was built, and this scary lady approached me. Apparently, I look strikingly similar to a girl she's seen on a Maury maybe baby episode, and she wanted to know if Maury was as attractive in real life as he looks on the television, and, also, if I got to meet Connie Chung. This happening has further reassured me that the building of that particular HEB was indeed the work of the devil, and it would be much nicer if the tree preserve was still there, and the HEB was not.
I want you to go to GAMEOVER videos for a least one super awesome friday bash. Then, call me and tell me how TOTALLY AWESOME it was, and how INCREDIBLY LAME I am because I still haven't visited you in Austin.