Cynthia is a performance poet, short novelist, painter, graphic designer, and funkless.com party instigator. She's been dating musicians since she was 16, so it finally dawned on her... if you can't beat them, join them.
Mandy is a bass player for hire and a house on fire; she's a lover, a fighter, a kicker, a biter, and an an earthquake waiting to happen... "…A bass is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe; a shovel; or anything. A bass is as good or as bad as the badass playing it. Remember that."
Roy hits things. He's not just a fantastic drummer, he's a horror author too - check out his novel The Dead Parade.
Influences
Johnny Cash, AC/DC, Chris Whitley, Sam & Dave, The Blues Brothers, THe Barenaked Ladies, Age of Electric, Jesus & Mary Chain, Ass Machine, Parliament Funkadelic, Weird Al, The Murmurs, Big Sugar, The Charlie Daniels Band, Willie Nelson, The Cult... and everything we listen to.
Sounds Like
If Joan Jett was kicked out of Rock n' Roll High School for being drunk & acting like the class clown.
High Heels Lo Fi sounds like if Joan Jett was kicked out of the Ramones’
Rock n’ Roll High School for being drunk and acting like the class clown.
High Heels Lo Fi acts like a madcap cocktail of rock, booze, and hilarity.
High Heels Lo Fi looks like fun punk-pop-rock with a pink umbrella!
Want to hear brilliant rock music? Go see AC/DC.
Want to be bullied into singin’ along, drinkin’, dancin’ and laughin’ yer arse
off with your friends? Come see High Heels Lo Fi.
We’ll probably buy you a beer.
"As a Promoter and as a Musician I have dealt with a lot of bands. A lot of them think they are the next big thing and come to the show with that attitude then suck. High Heels Lo Fi came to the show with the attitude just to have fun and that is just what they did – taking a night that was plagued by disaster and turning it into one of the best shows I have put on in years. I will be bringing them out to play on another show as soon as they say yes." ~ Doctor Diablo, London, Ontario
"You'd have to be a dead person to not want to get up and jump around when High Heels Lo Fi are doing their crazy, punkish thang." -- Rio Youers, author of EVERDEAD and MAMA FISH
"The show had a line up of three bands with High Heels Lo Fi kicking off the evening. And kick it off they did. Songs like ‘10 more minutes’ and ‘Big Dumb Rock Song’ not only leave the listeners with a huge grin on their face, these ladies are so charming that you couldn’t help but sing along! At one point they pulled someone up from the audience and had him play the cowbell, now that’s audience participation!
It is really hard to pinpoint a type of genre to put this band in. They are a comedic rock band, with sassy sex appeal, and clever writing. They do their twists on ACDC, love ballads and break up songs. The show is a whole package of entertainment including the much anticipated high kick from Mandy Wells!
The band is taking June and July off to work on new material and will be back on stages all over Toronto in August! It won’t just be the heat of August that will have you sizzling, I can guarantee if you make it out for a High Heels Lo Fi show, they will set the stage on fire." ~ www.lipstikindie.com
"That was a great set at The Poor Alex. Pom poms, cougar shirts, and AC/DC covers. Rock with a little sass doesn't get any better. Entertaining." ~ Lonely Vagabond
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Merry Christmas Girls, you have officially become the new cool love your new stuff,will catch a live show in the new year the last time I saw you guys was at the Cameron....
I would be there too if not for my living in Montreal, and working crazy hours. Methinks the solution is simple, a FUCK X-MAS mix album, just in time for the holiday season 2010. The perfect gift for friends and family alike!
Hey guys! The season is upon us, and I am quite displeased to learn that you no longer "Fucking Hate Christmas Music." How am I supposed to survive the holiday season now? Spacker Dave Vestaloyne
How are you, High Heels Lo Fi (gig Nov28-Toronto)? Haven't checked in on you lately, so I swung by to wish you a happy thanksgiving & hope you are feeling well! Listen, I have another track up on my page, "Attack Of The Mushroom People." You can Hear it right Now, if you'd like at: www.myspace.com/psychedelicpablo OK, that's it for the shameless self-promotion.Thanks for being a friend. adios for now! Pablo
Yaahhh!!! Hey sexy biotches!! The "DICE' loves the "Heels"!! See you this weekend! We'll get the pit goin! Choo bittches are sexy fuckin shit! We love you! ~~Matti Slick~~
The Rivoli better get ready, because tonight VEDETTE, Canary Mine and Little Foot Long Foot are coming to party, and bringing all of their party people. Each act is super-pumped to bring you their best set EVER, and we can't wait to see you there! If you miss out, then you'll be one of those sucky "I missed out people", and someone will play a sad, farty old tuba song in your honour... Don't be like that. This one's definitely gonna be a party, and you won't believe what's in store for you. So c'mon by the Rivoli tonight! 334 Queen Street West (which is basically at Queen & Spadina.)