Pirates of the Caribbean, The Pirates of Penzance, The Pirate Movie, The Crimson Pirate, Goonies, Hook, Abbott and Castello Meet Captian Kid, Blackbeard's Ghost, Against All Flags, Captian Horatio Hornblower, Cutthroat Island, Muppet Treasure Island, Long John Silver, Prince of Pirates, The Princess Bride, Sinbad the Sailor, Sea Devils, Swashbuckler, Yellowbeard and The Pirate of Blackhawk.
Television
2007 DDD All Stars team against Rocky Mountain in Dennis Rodman's "Geek to Freak" episode:
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Books
The Memoirs of a Buccaneer, Treasure Island, Ballad of the Pirate Queen, Under the Black Flag, Peter Pan, Captian Blood, The Warrior's Path, Pyrates in Petticoats and The Idiot's Guide to A Pirate's Life for Me.
Heroes
Mary Read and Anne Bonny. The most famous and RUTHLESS of the women pirates! So nasty and evil...they could've been rollergirls! AAAAARRRRR!
Commodore Meatpie terrorized the high seas aboard his mighty ship, The Red Devil. Throughout the Caribbean he horrified and pillaged on his never-ending quest to capture and enslave hotties. After looting and burning all of Devil's Island he set sail with his pirate crew to their hidden pirate cove. The hotties were held captive in the belly of the great ship for 40 days and 40 nights. They endured tortures of unfathomable magnitude at the hands of Commodore Meatpie and his evil band of brigands. After enduring all the suffering she could the leader of the captives, Lickity Splittail, rose up against the pirates and brought forth an uprising aboard the Red Devil. The pirates and hotties battled for 3 days and 3 nights, fighting for their lives and control of the mighty vessel. When the smoke cleared on the 4th morning, all but one of the pirate crew was left standing on the deck. It was Commodore Meatpie himself. Begging for them to spare his life, the hotties lashed the fallen Commodore to the mast of his former ship, and set sail for the open ocean having wrested control from their captors and emerging victorious.
From that day forth, they would be known as The High Seas Hotties. In defiance of their former captors, they took on pirate names of their own. Lead by their Captain Lickity Splittail. Here's the rest of this scurvy crew: Cheatin Chong, The Wicked Bitch of the West, Barooski, Sera Femme,Hot For Teacher, Juicy J, WallBanger, Cherry Pop Tart,Rink Panther, Bits & Pieces, Ultra Violence, Gear Jammer, Rhon DMC. Over the next 10 years these names would become feared by pirates throughout the Caribbean as the High Seas Hotties hunted down and rid the ocean of more pirate scum. Their hold bursting with swag, the High Seas Hotties set course for their home, Devil's Island. The mighty women of the High Seas Hotties returned to their beloved island undefeated. During the celebration of their glorious victory the Hottie's captain, Lickity Splittail, had a few too many flagons of rum, and a brawl ensued the likes of which had never been seen before on Devil's Island. The girls strapped skates to their feet and with the fury of the mighty Winds at their back, set about in a circle trying to take each other out in a blaze of fire. When they awoke the next morning, bruised and hungover, all that was left of the mighty Red Devil was her anchor, mast, and a lightly toasted Commodore Meatpie.
Their sailing days behind them, it's still a pirate's life for these High Seas Hotties. So watch your back, because they're going skate, kill, pillage and burn. They're going to SKATE KILL PILLAGE AND BURN! AND EAT BABIES!!!
Hotties Merch
AAARRRR! Me hearties! So ya wanna get your scurvy ridden mitts on some HIGH SEAS HOTTIES shwag?
Let us brand the High Seas Hotties flag upon ye's chest!
Who I'd like to meet: Blackbeard, Black Bellamy, Anne Dieu-le-veut, Stede Bonnet, Calico Jack, Anne Bonny, William Dampier, Sadie the Goat, Sir Francis Drake, Thomas Jones, Captain William Kidd, Gunpowder Gertie, Jean Laffite, Henry Morgan, Mary Read, Great Pirate Bartholomew Roberts, Grace OMalley, Jacquotte Delahaye, Errol Flynn (not a pirate but portrayed one...*swoon* ah, so well...quite the hottie himself back in the day) and any other swashbucklers & buccaneers like you! Sign our guestbook!
(very loud back-fire!!!) "HOOTROCK boys are here!" (Georgia accent)
"We are gonna have ourselves a rock n roll party tonight!". I heard Paul Stanley say that once! Yup, it's gonna git crazy at Lola's Saloon (6th Street) in Fort Worth, TX coming up this Friday, October 9! Get your drinks on, and let's party like there's no tomorrow!
Back from Death Valley & beyond, JOHNNY HOOTROCK & The Jigglewatts are gonna rock yer socks off TONIGHT, Friday, August 28 at Lola's Saloon (6th Street) in Fort Worth, TX! Git you some!!! Yup, git there by 9PM, 'cause you really want to check out Sawed Off Sick!
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Ladies don't miss the biggest event of the year at Master Blaster Ladies Club presenting our SEXIEST MAN IN AMERICA strip off Thursday July 16th. Door opens at 6 Pm. Featuring 30 of the top male entertainers from all around the USA competing for cash prizes. Our VIP tables are limited and selling out fast, so call today to reserve the best seat in the house.
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