Twonz "The Techno Terrorist", Dj DRU, Gusto, Rob Rage, No luv.
Influences
Electryfying Mojo,Kraftwerk, Cybotron, Aux 88, Claud Young, Rolondo, UR, Parliament Funkadelic, Old School Hip Hop, Michael Jackson, Prince, Roger Troutman, Knights of the Turntables, Egyptian Lover, Public Enemy,Juan Atkins, Mantronix, Drexciya, MarvIn Gaye, Bootsy Collins,Soul Sonic Force, Dr. Dre, Big Proof, J Dilla, Jeff Mills, whoo Kidd, Funk Master Flex, Jazzy jeff, Run Dmc, Jam master jay, Eazy E, 50 cent, D-12, slum village, and stevie wonder..
Hijacked the Story,
a speculative non-fiction,
by Hans
A long time ago in a place the natives called Detroit, a lonely boy grew. From before his birth he had been enchanted by the rhythms of the machines of wind and skin-a bebop called jazz. In his earliest training he founded a secret coven known as the Electrons that jitted their way onto an illustrious stage of the old world that was called The New Dance Show. He beat the tribal skins in the house of God and invoked in his soul the voice the 13th dimension, which was the voice of God-unspeakable in the tongues of man.
Those were a placid time, an unequivocal Eden before the fall of man and the rise of the Reptilians. They would have surely succeeded if this boy were not of the Righteous. From before the rise of the evil ones, he was known as The Techno Terrorist, or Technificient, or even Twonzilla. His true name was known only to an inner circle that resided in a cave know to historians as 1217 Griswold. Here they created and spread mass gatherings of the Lovers of the Beats. Those who attended had no clue of the training they were receiving, but it would indeed pay off for them. Some would have you believe that the true history of the earth could be found through books and the Discovery Channel, but all that we had been taught was a lie. It was more than a lie. It was the fruition of a rise to power 5,000,000,000 years in the making. When the Most High destroyed the Lizards for their wicked ways, they were banished to the lower 4th dimension as punishment. Those who had evolved to the highest vibrations had discovered a way to use the sound of the Most High to manipulate their dimensional prison. Alas, they had no vessels for their evil minds until the visitors arrived after the mars cataclysm. They could not control the mammalian natives of earth who lived in peace with nature for they were pure. This is the lineage of our hero. When the pale Martians arrived to escape the destruction of their own planet they sought to make peace and spread amongst the natives. But that would not be so, for the Reptilians found ways to control their minds, for the Martian lust for power could not be suppressed. At once, the most evil founded compacts with the prisoners from the 4th and became the gods of old. The superhumans they spawned were destroyed by the Most High and his loyal humans and Angelim, but the Reptilians founds new ways to occupy the minds of the wicked and enslave the masses. For 5000 years from their arrival, The Martians spread out over the Earth and the higher ups that controlled it all were known as the Babylonian Brotherhood. They spread lies and enslaved the minds erasing the true history for one of their own. By the arrival of the epoch that became known as the 2nd millennium, they had used technology and creature comforts to pacify those who would rise against them if not for their mind poison. Only a few knew the truth but they were labeled as outcasts and freaks, so they hid in what will forever be known as the Underground. Brave warriors of the machine beat traveled the world spreading the name of the Most High with discs of wax and wheels of steels amplifying their message to the masses. The evil ones tried to stop the advent of the freedom bringers and even created imitators to spread the evil like silver tongued devils. When the evil rose, they crippled the heart and soul of nature and drove the humans, who had now intermixed across centuries, into hiding. They would only sneak out at night to hear the true word spread by a prophet named The Techno Terrorist. The scholars of the post-everything later would refer to him as General Faulkner, but that is a tale for another time.
No one seemed to notice when they put away the undesirables, until they came for the rest. Those who escaped were lost and scared, running from certain enslavement. What could they run to? High atop his perch, The Techno Terrorist saw the plight of the masses for he loved them and they loved him, so he began pushing the mystical buttons of his magic electrical box and those pure of heart followed the signal and they formed the resistance. And that resistance is the only reason you are here today to hear this story. In the battles, the armies of machines and metal were no match for the sonic boom of The Techno Terrorist and his faithful fan club.With his enchanted wax and wheels and box he led forth the armies of freedom and they followed dancing-leading us all to freedom. His skills were unmatchable and he vanquished the shiny shirt clad Trance Armies and their evil masters. When hoped seemed lost for the rebellion and only grim prospects remained, the general would fire up his Nexxo rig and blow the minds of the wicked and fill the hearts of the righteous.The name of his Label which then was slang for the Mobile Party Unit, was named Hijacked for he hijacked the souls of the good from the writhing mental chains of the evil. Each battle was epic casting out each mans demons to be destroyed by the 4/4 kick of the Most High, but to tell the whole tale would take a novel (coming soon from Hijacked Entertainments not-going-to-be opened literary division.
The preceding is completely true-ish. It just hasnt happened yet. Seriously have you watched the weather or ESPN its the same shit. So do yourself a favor and check out the former Techno Terrorist turned General, because whether hes playing a live Detroit Electro Techno set or bangin out some Getto-Tech hop beats his skills are undeniable. Besides wouldnt you like to see the guy that save the world from evil play records? For bookings please contact by email. Check out the Upcoming Dates section for shows in your area. If you didnt know now you do peace.
Respect,
Hijacked Entertainment
Hijacked Discography:
* Hijacked 001 the Techno Terrorist - The Terrorist EP
* Hijacked 002 the Techno Terrorist Unreleased
* Hijacked 003 Murat The Man From Jersey
Selected Performances:
* Ann Arbor, MI Necto Twonzilla's Bday Party, Jan 24 2002
* St. Louis, MO New Years Eve Disco 2002
* Detroit, MI Detroit Electronic Music Festival 2001 (1.7 million in attendance)
* Lansing, MI ESI Festival 2001
* Portland, OR Renegade Rhythms
* San Francisco, CA Maze
* Toronto, ON WEMF
* Kassell, Germany Stammheim New Years Eve 2000
* Ravensburg, Germany Dualia Munich,
* Germany Belgium Silo club, Technology Tour 1999
* Zurich, Switzerland Traxx Club, Technology Tour 1999
* Denver, CO & Phoenix, AZ Multiple Shows
* Midwest USA (Detroit, Chicago, Indianapolis, Cleveland, Minneapolis, and
Every other town where people dance including Iowa!)
Booking info:contact by Email.
Alan Prosser's Debut Alum - Monkey Grip - OUT NOW:
Alan Prosser's debut solo album is OUT NOW! 'Monkey Grip' is a collection of Progressive and Tech house exclusive remixes and original tracks done by Alan over the last few months.
Track listing: 1: STRAYOTIC - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING - ALAN PROSSER REMIX 2: 9 DAYS 2 GO - IDJ MAGAZINE EDIT 3: AHMET SENDIL - RING CADET -ALAN PROSSER REMIX 4: MY LOVE 5: WITHOUT YOU 6: HERE WE GO (feat. SHELLIE NICHOLLS) 7: DEEP DOWN - PERK REMIX 8: TANNOY - LUSH - ALAN PROSSER REMIX 9: SLIGHTLY SINISTER INC - LOGIK - ALAN PROSSER REMIX 10: SIDECHAINER
This weeks artists are DJ DARA,DJ BONE,TERRY MULLAN
Whats up Im throwing a party every FRI in detroit for the rest of the summer At the works at 1846 Michigan Ave close two Rosa Parks on Mi.(Two blocks from Old Tiger Stadium).Every week we will be bringin in world class talent for a smaller more intimate show.10pm-5am every Fri so if you have some other plans come by afterward the headliners will play til 3 or 4am.The works capacity is 500 people so get there early.Doors open at 10. MUCH LOVE
uPCOMING Weeks Colette Nigel Richards,Danny the Wildchild,The Greenskeepers,Robert Hood,Alexi Delano
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Whats up Im throwing a party every FRI in detroit for the rest of the summer At the works at 1846 Michigan Ave close two Rosa Parks on Mi.(Two blocks from Old Tiger Stadium).Every week we will be bringin in world class talent for a smaller more intimate show.10pm-5am every Fri so if you have some other plans come by afterward the headliners will play til 3 or 4am.The works capacity is 500 people so get there early.Doors open at 10.Here is the first 3 upcoming weeks WITH DONALD GLAUDE,COLLETTE,DJ DARA,DJ BONE,hopefully you can make it out and help celebrate the Revibal. MUCH LOVE
uPCOMING IN JULY Nigel Richards,Danny the Wildchild,The Greenskeepers,Robert Hood,Alexi Delano
Come join us for a night of drinking and dancing with two living legends of the Detroit music scene, Eddie Flash'n Fowlkes and Billy Love this Friday @ Premium 1431 Times Square, Detroit, $7, 10pm-2am
Figured Id See You At DEMF For Sure. But No! Where Were You? What Happened? The Bar, Backstage, Pile of Speakers was my location. The Malitia party was on jam Friday night. J. Mills party was my favorite event. Bangin!!! K. Saunderson and D. May ripped the end of the night on Monday. Classic Tracks. Ran into alot of old heads boppin around. Not you tho. Too bad. Peace Bro.
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