Been on MTV and XM radio. Featured as a TimeOut New York Joke of Week. Appeared at the California Comedy Festival, contest winner at DC Improv, appear in "Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad." Opened for Dave Attell. Songwriter, guitarist and co-lead singer for The Manson Family Singers, now recording our debut album.
Influences
Serotonin-norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors.
TV Shows
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Films
Award-winning short film, Receptionist Smart; Spielberg’s Catch Me If You Can (corner of the screen behind several people for .3 seconds) The upcoming "Ghosts of Times Square."
Hilary Schwartz's Interests
General
Music, comedy, dogs, cats, books, daydreaming, whining, celebrities falling apart, staring at things like television, and discussing my numerous issues.
Music
All-time favorites: Joni Mitchell (Yes, I'm an overly sensitive white chick. What do you want from me?), Van Morrison, Nanci Griffith, Bruce Springsteen, Jackson Browne, Neil Young, U2, Joan Armatrading, Fleetwood Mac (I think I'm living in the 1970s).
And Doug Levitt because he's excellent and my brother. Also check out the amazing Athena Reich. And of course, the Manson Family Singers.
Movies
"Fatal Attraction" (at least that's what I tell my dates)
Television
Bravo, television for women and gays. All time favorites: "Thirtysomething," "Sex and the City," and "Six Feet Under." Now enjoying "Lost" and "The Bachelor"...don't judge...okay, judge.
Books
Drinking: A Love Story by Caroline Knapp
Heroes
Tim Gunn.
Hilary Schwartz's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Washington, D.C.
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Comedian
Hilary Schwartz's Schools
New York University
New York,New York
Graduated: 1974
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English (good career move)
Improv Recreation NYC at The Tribal Gallery For fun. Directed by Joseph Rocha 285 East 3rd Street between C and D 2nd Floor 2nd Floor feet: 15' wide x 30' deep New York NY 10009 (Manhattan: Village/Chelsea) From 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Tuesdays Closest subway lines & stops: 2nd Ave-Houston St (F, V), Delancey-Essex Sts (F, J, M, Z) Closest bus: M21, M14D, M9 $5 suggested donation.
What an amazing CD cover. I must have that CD!! I hope your PHOTO SHOOT goes well tomorrow. If you're too swamped for storage, I can totally handle it. I think you (and your boobs) are too famous for storage now anyway!!!
SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th Street - then just walk a block or two WEST
SEVEN comics who simply show up at 7:00 o'clock will get to do a tight 5-minute set (along with the eight comics listed above). The winner (judged by the audience) advances into the Semi-Finals.
Winner of the contest wins FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS straight outta my wallet!
My thoughts are with you and I am so sorry about Libby. I have always had you diagnosed as a most excellent mother to Libby (and most excellent friend to me!) and, in my professional opinion, it is because of you that Libby had a wonderful love-filled life, --the best, most abundant cat life possible. Love (even though that is not my style), Iggy.
Hey baby... way to get those shows up... see if you can get some friends and fam out to the Saturday show since i know you have such "roots" down there. ~g