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Hilary Schwartz
Stand-Up / Musical Comedy
Hilary Schwartz www.hilaryschwartzcomedy.com

Female
15 years old
NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/15/2009
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   Hilary Schwartz's Comedian Bio
BioBeen on MTV and XM radio. Featured as a TimeOut New York Joke of Week. Appeared at the California Comedy Festival, contest winner at DC Improv, appear in "Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad." Opened for Dave Attell. Songwriter, guitarist and co-lead singer for The Manson Family Singers, now recording our debut album.
InfluencesSerotonin-norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors.
TV Shows ..
FilmsAward-winning short film, Receptionist Smart; Spielberg’s Catch Me If You Can (corner of the screen behind several people for .3 seconds) The upcoming "Ghosts of Times Square."

    Hilary Schwartz's Interests
GeneralMusic, comedy, dogs, cats, books, daydreaming, whining, celebrities falling apart, staring at things like television, and discussing my numerous issues.
MusicAll-time favorites: Joni Mitchell (Yes, I'm an overly sensitive white chick. What do you want from me?), Van Morrison, Nanci Griffith, Bruce Springsteen, Jackson Browne, Neil Young, U2, Joan Armatrading, Fleetwood Mac (I think I'm living in the 1970s). And Doug Levitt because he's excellent and my brother. Also check out the amazing Athena Reich. And of course, the Manson Family Singers.
Movies"Fatal Attraction" (at least that's what I tell my dates)
TelevisionBravo, television for women and gays. All time favorites: "Thirtysomething," "Sex and the City," and "Six Feet Under." Now enjoying "Lost" and "The Bachelor"...don't judge...okay, judge.
BooksDrinking: A Love Story by Caroline Knapp
HeroesTim Gunn.

     Hilary Schwartz's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Washington, D.C.
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Hilary Schwartz's Schools
New York University
New York,New York
Graduated: 1974
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English (good career move)
 

1952 to 1956

   Hilary Schwartz's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



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Hilary Schwartz Stand-Up at Comix
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Hilary Schwartz has 891 friends.
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Robin Fox

Robin Fox



Jan 22 2009 9:47 PM

Just saying hello... I know on MYSPACE but you know Im retro.... code word... old
The Living Room!

The Living Room!



Jan 22 2009 2:34 PM

Thanks Hilary! We were happy to finally have you on! Keep up the hard work.
IMPROV RECREATION NYC

IMPROV RECREATION  NYC



Jan 5 2009 10:44 PM

Come play with us.

Improv Recreation NYC at The Tribal Gallery
For fun.
Directed by Joseph Rocha
285 East 3rd Street between C and D 2nd Floor
2nd Floor feet: 15' wide x 30' deep
New York NY 10009 (Manhattan: Village/Chelsea)
From 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Tuesdays
Closest subway lines & stops: 2nd Ave-Houston St (F, V), Delancey-Essex Sts (F, J, M, Z)
Closest bus: M21, M14D, M9
$5 suggested donation.
JasonfreakinBang

JasonfreakinBang



Dec 18 2008 1:30 AM

Hilary, I hope your Kwanzaa is filled with joy and happiness.
Reggie Stone {music}

Reggie Stone {music}



Dec 9 2008 8:02 PM

Have a fantastic Birthday!
Michael

Michael Emes



Dec 9 2008 9:05 PM

Happy Birthday!!
RooftopComedy.com

RooftopComedy.com



Dec 9 2008 5:11 PM

Hey!
Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
JasonfreakinBang

JasonfreakinBang



Dec 9 2008 6:25 PM

Happy b-day Hilary! I hope you enjoy the Beef Jerky basket that I sent.
Rich Carucci

Rich Carucci



Dec 9 2008 4:35 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!SCHWARTZ
Sir Sparky Drakonis

 Sir Sparky Drakonis



Dec 9 2008 2:27 AM

Happy Natal Day!!!
Sassi Keegan

Sassi Keegan



Dec 1 2008 3:36 PM

Love the new pic. You look smashing in red!
Neil Charles is FLY without wings...

Neil Charles is FLY without wings...



Nov 21 2008 7:56 AM

I love the new pic, you're so purty Hilary. :)
R Spotlight

R Spotlight



Nov 17 2008 5:41 PM

Yes, it counts!
and so do the saggy boobs and other hits...

:)
Blanca Dominguez

Blanca Dominguez



Nov 15 2008 5:28 PM

Hilary, Great to see you yesterday. Great job and so funny always. All the best, Blanca
Karen

Karen



Nov 14 2008 8:44 AM

What an amazing CD cover. I must have that CD!! I hope your PHOTO SHOOT goes well tomorrow. If you're too swamped for storage, I can totally handle it. I think you (and your boobs) are too famous for storage now anyway!!!
Iggy

Iggy



Oct 13 2008 3:05 AM

Thank you for feeding me while Karen was away. I hope the psychoanalysis I provided for you during your stay has proved beneficial.
Robin Fox

Robin Fox



Oct 10 2008 3:34 PM

I miss you. Im quickly on my way to becoming a bitter old comic.... got the old down pat!
Eric I

Eric I



Sep 30 2008 8:04 PM

HILARY!

GET EXCITED!

GAME ON IN LESS THAN THREE HOURS!

*****************

If you can be funni​er than:​

(1) Reese​ Water​s
(2) Jamie​ Lee
(3) Helen​ Hong
(4) Barry​ Rothb​art
(5) Ray DeVit​io
(6) Mark Norma​nd
(7) Hila​ry Schwa​rtz
(8) Jared​ Logan​

for FIVE measl​y minut​es -

- then come to Ochi'​s Loung​e (@ Comix​)​ TONIGHT! (TUESD​AY eveni​ng) at **7:00 SHARP**​ for Seaso​n 2, Episo​de 3 of:

"​Eric I's $​500 (FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS!) Comed​y Showd​own!​"​

WHEN:​ TUESD​AY 9/30 from 7:00 to 8:55

WHERE​:​ Ochi'​s Loung​e (@ Comix​)​ - 14th Stree​t b/t 8th Ave & 9th Ave

SUBWA​Y:​ A/​C/​E/​F/​L/​1/​2/​3 to 14th Stree​t - then just walk a block​ or two WEST

SEVEN​ comic​s who simpl​y show up at 7:00 o'​clock​ will get to do a tight​ 5-​minut​e set (​along​ with the eight​ comic​s liste​d above​)​.

The winne​r (​judge​d by the audie​nce)​ advan​ces into the Semi-​Final​s.

Winne​r of the conte​st wins FIVE HUNDR​ED DOLLA​RS strai​ght outta​ my wallet!​

You gotta​ be in it to win it!

See you at Ochi'​s TUESD​AY @ 7:​00!​

Peace​,​

Eric I
Vicky

Vicky



Sep 29 2008 11:33 AM

great seeing you last night!!
great job. you're hilar.
Montikilla

Todd Montesi



Sep 14 2008 4:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSh78BKBy8k

Nappy Holidays!
-tm
Iggy

Iggy



Aug 10 2008 8:40 PM

My thoughts are with you and I am so sorry about Libby. I have always had you diagnosed as a most excellent mother to Libby (and most excellent friend to me!) and, in my professional opinion, it is because of you that Libby had a wonderful love-filled life, --the best, most abundant cat life possible.
Love (even though that is not my style),
Iggy.
geno

geno



Jul 29 2008 10:00 PM

Hey baby... way to get those shows up... see if you can get some friends and fam out to the Saturday show since i know you have such "roots" down there.
~g
Anthony Zenhauser

Anthony Zenhauser



Jul 15 2008 5:54 AM

thanks hil, she's super bombastic!
Michael

Michael Emes



Jul 13 2008 6:47 PM

Thanks for the add. Great set last night, my son was there he wanted to volunteer to walk behind you when you meet an ex.
joe yoga

joe yoga



Jul 9 2008 5:15 PM

Hey Hilary! I gotta catch Manson Family Singers one of these days...
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