Mattjew
"The jungle is a scary place to lay an egg"

Male
27 years old
Austin, Texas
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2008
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    Mattjew's Interests
GeneralDiscovering your secrets
MusicJulianna Hatfield, Portishead, Iggy Waxman, Ferry Corsten, Esthero, Cibo Matto, Subliminal, Bjork, Tenacious D, Yo La Tengo
MoviesRashomon, Groundhog Day, Ikiru, Leon (The Professional), Ha'Kohavim Shel Shlomi, Bubba Ho-Tep, Casablanca, Good Bye Lenin!, Last Life in the Universe, But I'm a Cheerleader, Sleepaway Camp, Baseketball
TelevisionWeeds, Big Love, Dexter, The Closer, Mythbusters, Eureka
BooksNeal Stephenson, Aimee Bender, Neil Gaiman, Haruki Murakami, Nick Hornsby, Douglas Coupland, William Gibson, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez

     Mattjew's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Arlington, TX
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Professional Nerd

   Mattjew's Schools
The University Of Texas At Arlington
Arlington,Texas
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Photojournalism
Minor: Information Systems
 

2003 to 2005
Martin H S
Arlington,Texas
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 1999

   Mattjew's Companies
Rackspace Managed Hosting
Austin, Tx US
Professional Nerd




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   Mattjew's Friend Space (Top 8)
Mattjew has 57 friends.
 Molly 


 Shimona 


 Laurel 


 Jennifer 


 Jim 


 Ambertr0n 


 Hobbsit 


 [the future] Mrs. Julia Styles 





Mattjew's Friends Comments
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Hobbsit





May 9 2008 1:37 AM

Come to my house, buttsteak. The jackalope is so alone.
Ambertr0n





May 6 2008 6:44 AM

Where have you been?
[the future] Mrs. Julia Styles





Apr 29 2008 7:34 AM

i miss you brother
Foaming BBQ!





Mar 26 2008 9:14 PM

Indeed.
I shall see you there, even if my face is strangely puffy! Imagine the pictures!
[the future] Mrs. Julia Styles





Mar 21 2008 8:12 AM

i love you. hope your teeth feel better soon.
Ambertr0n





Mar 18 2008 6:54 AM

I <3 your friend Molly's default image.
Steve





Jan 23 2008 12:25 AM

Only Jews lay eggs, everyone knows that.
Miss Wolfe





Jan 5 2008 6:25 PM

Just remembered. Guilty pleasure: What Women Want.
AK





Jan 1 2008 6:45 PM

Yo !!! Happy New Year!!!

This friday is my last day at the planet... i still need to come down to austin!!!
Hobbsit





Jan 1 2008 6:28 PM

Oi! Boker tov, cold weather be a bitch, come over for the ESH sometime...i gots tons o left over booze from da New Year.
Steve





Dec 1 2007 10:59 AM

Hows it going there. We're going down to Austin today, give me a buzz if ya want to chill some.
Miss Wolfe





Nov 26 2007 5:45 PM

I AM moving up in the world! Whoot! Take that, 3-8!
Steve





Nov 18 2007 7:31 PM

Oh crap, happy belated birthday. I hope it was a fun one. Have a good week :)
AK





Nov 17 2007 10:10 AM

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Wolfe





Nov 16 2007 8:23 PM

Cool, I'm finally all up in yo friends list. Shizzay.

or something.
Ambertr0n





Nov 15 2007 1:36 PM

What did you do for your birthday?

#5 for life!
Detriment to Society





Nov 14 2007 7:41 PM

Happy birthday! Hope you get piss drunk and don't remember what happened in the morning. Oh! And wake up next to a naked, beautiful woman.
Ambertr0n





Nov 14 2007 7:17 AM

Happy Birthday!!!
Jennifer





Nov 14 2007 5:46 AM

Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday!!!


nataliedee.com
Hoangers





Nov 14 2007 4:35 AM



lol, have a good one.
Detriment to Society





Nov 5 2007 7:37 PM

This is a random comment... I have nothing of importance to say.
Miss Wolfe





Nov 3 2007 2:53 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Steve





Nov 2 2007 6:25 PM

And?
Ambertr0n





Oct 30 2007 6:13 AM

You must inform me when you do things like go to the Church. Nobody will go with me anymore, and I'm not one to go to a bar alone. I have self esteem issues....lol :(

Sorry about your sister.
Ambertr0n





Oct 30 2007 5:52 AM

No vomit this year, at least not from me.

Thanky.
Ambertr0n





Sep 30 2007 10:08 PM

Noted.
Ambertr0n





Sep 30 2007 10:05 PM

Perhaps.

My friend Bonnie and I are having a joint birthday party on the 27th, probably at Caves. FYI
Ambertr0n





Sep 30 2007 10:00 PM

That's my birthday weekend!!!

I'll be 25 on the 29th. Oh god. I think I'm going to cry.
Ambertr0n





Sep 30 2007 9:53 PM

You should really be nice to me. I'm a nice person after all.
Ambertr0n





Sep 30 2007 9:16 PM

awwwwww!!!!
Ambertr0n





Sep 30 2007 5:35 PM



Meet Duncan
Terry





Sep 28 2007 8:52 PM

My flight instructor's name was lavan. cool moniker....
Ambertr0n





Sep 22 2007 4:20 PM

Nice.

I needed to supplement my income somehow.
the idiot KiLLS





Sep 21 2007 3:22 PM

have a fab weekend, say hi to yer farret
Terry





Sep 19 2007 6:04 AM

you're welcome
Illie





Sep 18 2007 10:41 AM

lala's wednesday night....be there or be square
Ambertr0n





Sep 13 2007 6:19 AM

Wuvs you too, and I think Scarlett could take you. She's feisty.
Ambertr0n





Sep 11 2007 11:01 PM

You're welcome, or whatever
Jennifer





Aug 31 2007 12:27 PM

It's been a long week without hanging out!
Ambertr0n





Aug 30 2007 7:49 AM

Oh, and he won't be named Duncan. I think it's going to be Vladimir. No joke.
Ambertr0n





Aug 30 2007 7:48 AM

sweet! I love it!
Ambertr0n





Aug 29 2007 11:18 AM

Well then, thanks
Ambertr0n





Aug 28 2007 5:45 PM

Do I detect sincerity in that compliment? No really, I need to know for real, so I can either thank you or tell you to fuck off.
Ambertr0n





Aug 28 2007 3:41 PM

i'm going to caves tonigt. jealous?
Ambertr0n





Aug 18 2007 10:13 AM

Why thank you. That black eye meant the world to me.
Ambertr0n





Aug 14 2007 12:30 PM

But I don't even know your address.

tee hee!
Ambertr0n





Aug 14 2007 12:24 PM

I didn't say there were nude pictures of me.

Oh snap!
Ambertr0n





Aug 14 2007 12:04 PM

I'll send the nudes in the mail.
Ambertr0n





Aug 11 2007 11:15 PM

Ass
Ambertr0n