Let me take you back in time to a place where Hired Goons was but a feeble dream of several disillusioned teenagers... Once upon a time there was a boy named Dan (vocals, guitar, song writer extreme sex god) He had recently discovered the joy in playing guitar and desperately longed for someone to jam with. Matt (bass, hilarious noise maker, vodka sucker) was a bassist and enjoyed the same kind of music as Dan and thus became bummers. Ant (guitar, super amazing quotes, wasp disliker) was a talented good friend of Matt. it became apparent that dan was not capable of singin and peforming lead guitar at the same time and thus Ant was sucked into the band. The 3 of them had hopes of performing in the upcoming rednose day show at rawlins but alas they had no drummer. Dave (ex last orders drummer) played for us that day, until we eventually met a drummer named Steve who practiced with us before our 1st gig at the charlotte. Steve however *VANISHED* and panic set in. 1 day at rawlins after school we were practising with another hopefull for our failing band, things weren't going to plan at all. HOWEVER an EXTREMELY talented drummer named Elliot (sexuall drummer,super strong man, smoker ) walked by and we asked him to drum a beat to a song dan had written. he passed with flying colours and then became our drummer! All was well with hired goons, we played steady gigs and wrote numerous songs however as of late our beloved drummer left us to achieve greater things at university still eager to continue their dream, hired goons continue to exist without the drummer in hope that one day somebody may be able to fill elliots HUGE shoes ;) We are Hired Goons, We will eliminate your wasps!
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Hi Hired Goons !
2007 sees Stevie Williams, (Bass player from the United Kingdom) release his first major solo album. '4 a.m.' Available now at iTunes and all other online retailers. (also all major UK high street stores).
New video : Bass solo taken from : '4 a.m.' 'Nursery Bass' (The Special Children)
Hey what's up, thanks for posting this flyer and supporting us! We made it small so its not obnoxious.
And if you haven't already, shoot us a comment on our profile and let us know what you think about our new song. Peace! Hired Geeks
Tuttttt You Have The Blackout on Your Top8
Buttt Not Your Loyal Photographer
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Jokes
Do A Gig Soon Because I Need To Do Something For My Photojournalism
And The People In My Group Seem To Be Relying On Me Now
Which Is Annoying Me Slightly
So Yeah Organise A Gig Lol
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We're playing Metal Hammer's "GET IN THE RING" at the London Hammersmith Palais on March 6th. It's a Rockworld TV gig in assosiation with XFM. and we're playin in a boxing ring. Thats about all we know, but its gonna be an absolute fookin riot..... there's 3 other bands on too.
The night is invite only (but it's free) and apparently you need a password to get a ticket. However, we've been asked to invite 150 of our 'crazies' to come cheer us on.....
Soooooo, if you're hard enough, and you fancy it, send an email to getmeinthering@btinternet.com and we'll let you know how to get your mits on a ticket.
Hi there guys...nice performance u put up at The Musician....hope to see u guys on your next gig....i'll be taping u !!! see ya around...nick if ur reading this...ur gonna be alcohol abused !
Greetings from the UK's most interesting badge-maker and merchandise consortium!
Thought you might like to know that we've launched a new site, with all kinds of interesting bells and whistles.
New products for 2007 include CD duplication and embroidered patches, and as usual all of our prices include UK delivery, there aren't any set-up fees, and you can have multiple designs in the same order.
Hi guys ! Am Matts friend frm Uni and me and another mate are comming down sunday at The Musician to tape u guys for our group project. Look forward to it! Put up a rockin gig !
hey you group of highly sexual guys! its me your retired, more to the point useless manager. want another gig, i will set one up if you would like?! loves x x
NEW MORNING THING TRACKS UP!!!
Recorded on Saturday at The Crash Factory in Nottingham.
Listen and let us know what you think regardless.
Cheers,
Morning Thing
yourrr loverleehh fotos are on my comp nowww
so i shall have to send them to one of u
elliots not been online
they need resizeing tho cause theyre rather large fotos lol
Jenn
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awwww dnt tell me that.
damnit. um its not that i cnt afford the £4. its gettin ther...
i mean i live in lincolnshire. i have nooo sence of direction what soo ever...i tend to go round in circles.
mmmm... i'll see wat i can do. but its pretty iffy! x
ooo get ur newly done up page!
i dnt think i can make ur gig on the 5th, i aint got enough cash, wish i could make it tho
but i hope it all goes well x
