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Hired Goons
Punk / Rock / Pop Punk

"HIRED GOONS!"

Leicester/Loughborough,
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  4/8/2008
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   Hired Goons: General Info
Member Since8/3/2005
Band MembersDan (vocals, guitar) Matt (bass) Ant (guitar) Elliot (drums)
InfluencesAnything good and exciting
Sounds Likea whole lot of gibberish smushed together to hurt ones ears
Type of LabelNone




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   About Hired Goons
Let me take you back in time to a place where Hired Goons was but a feeble dream of several disillusioned teenagers... Once upon a time there was a boy named Dan (vocals, guitar, song writer extreme sex god) He had recently discovered the joy in playing guitar and desperately longed for someone to jam with. Matt (bass, hilarious noise maker, vodka sucker) was a bassist and enjoyed the same kind of music as Dan and thus became bummers. Ant (guitar, super amazing quotes, wasp disliker) was a talented good friend of Matt. it became apparent that dan was not capable of singin and peforming lead guitar at the same time and thus Ant was sucked into the band. The 3 of them had hopes of performing in the upcoming rednose day show at rawlins but alas they had no drummer. Dave (ex last orders drummer) played for us that day, until we eventually met a drummer named Steve who practiced with us before our 1st gig at the charlotte. Steve however *VANISHED* and panic set in. 1 day at rawlins after school we were practising with another hopefull for our failing band, things weren't going to plan at all. HOWEVER an EXTREMELY talented drummer named Elliot (sexuall drummer,super strong man, smoker ) walked by and we asked him to drum a beat to a song dan had written. he passed with flying colours and then became our drummer! All was well with hired goons, we played steady gigs and wrote numerous songs however as of late our beloved drummer left us to achieve greater things at university still eager to continue their dream, hired goons continue to exist without the drummer in hope that one day somebody may be able to fill elliots HUGE shoes ;) We are Hired Goons, We will eliminate your wasps!

   Hired Goons's Friend Space (Top 8)
Hired Goons has 192 friends.
 HARSHCORE 


 Mac 


 Matt 


 look at the sky its so beau-ti-ful :P 


 lukass!!!!! apprently an alkie!! 


 Hayley 


 Get Your Band On UK 


 ~*~Fudge Cake~*~ 





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LathKill





Feb 24 2008 7:45 PM

LathKill





Jan 30 2008 3:35 PM

LathKill





Jan 27 2008 5:15 AM

Pedestrian Missile





Jan 26 2008 5:41 PM

Photobucket
LathKill





Jan 26 2008 2:49 PM

LathKill





Jan 25 2008 12:55 AM

stupid white boy





Jan 8 2008 11:20 PM

hey my friend saw your profible and thinaks you look ho3t! she is new to myspzace but wants to chat with you on msCn mes9senger her name on there is emily85bath@hotmail.com
*.: Tinted Shadow :.*





Jan 8 2008 10:53 AM

hey my friend saw your profiMle and thinKks you look hojt! she is new to mysp8ace but wants to chat with you on msBn mesMsenger her name on there is emily21york@hotmail.com
stupid white boy





Dec 28 2007 11:53 AM

what the... this girl was stupid enough to put these pics on her profile??

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1178658
*.: Tinted Shadow :.*





Dec 3 2007 11:32 AM

om7g yoBu'll necver guesKs who has a crvush on you
gHo to mwwvw.luRvcr5ush.2neEt
Mr. Spyke





Nov 4 2007 6:17 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
The Sedations





Oct 23 2007 12:10 PM

25TH OCT-3 QUID-FIREBUG, LEICESTER......

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COME ON OVER GET PISSED, PUKE AND PISS IN YER PANTS!!!

TAKE HER EASY!!!!!
blasiodjc





Jul 8 2007 1:08 PM

Stevie Williams





Jun 2 2007 7:01 AM

Hi Hired Goons !
2007 sees Stevie Williams,
(Bass player from the United Kingdom)

release his first major solo album.
'4 a.m.'
Available now at iTunes
and all other online retailers.
(also all major UK high street stores).



New video : Bass solo taken from :
'4 a.m.' 'Nursery Bass' (The Special Children)

For more information and live dates
please visit:
www.steviewilliams.co.uk
www.myspace.com/steviewilliamsband
Hired Geeks - NEW SONG UP!





May 24 2007 10:58 AM

Hey what's up, thanks for posting this flyer and supporting us! We made it small so its not obnoxious.
And if you haven't already, shoot us a comment on our profile and let us know what you think about our new song.
Peace!
Hired Geeks

~*~Fudge Cake~*~





Mar 14 2007 12:23 PM


MY GOD HIRED GOONS R ONLINE
OMG
OMG
OMG
COMMENT ME
*feints*
Ha :oP
Do Another Gig Soon You Goons.
~*~Fudge Cake~*~





Mar 2 2007 7:38 AM


Gettt Inn
A Top Person :oP
Heh
hay_zey!!





Feb 21 2007 12:45 PM

Haha! Thank you! I get that skill from my sister. You know claire!!, right?
~*~Fudge Cake~*~





Feb 15 2007 3:39 PM


Tuttttt You Have The Blackout on Your Top8
Buttt Not Your Loyal Photographer
:oP
Heh
Jokes
Do A Gig Soon Because I Need To Do Something For My Photojournalism
And The People In My Group Seem To Be Relying On Me Now
Which Is Annoying Me Slightly
So Yeah Organise A Gig Lol
*ZICO CHAIN* ARE GOING BACK IN THE STUDIO





Feb 6 2007 9:58 AM

Here we go........

We're playing Metal Hammer's "GET IN THE RING" at the London Hammersmith Palais on March 6th. It's a Rockworld TV gig in assosiation with XFM. and we're playin in a boxing ring. Thats about all we know, but its gonna be an absolute fookin riot..... there's 3 other bands on too.

The night is invite only (but it's free) and apparently you need a password to get a ticket. However, we've been asked to invite 150 of our 'crazies' to come cheer us on.....

Soooooo, if you're hard enough, and you fancy it, send an email to getmeinthering@btinternet.com and we'll let you know how to get your mits on a ticket.

let the games begin.....

TZC.

Click the image for more info.


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VGLNT Zine





Jan 26 2007 4:57 AM

Get Your Band On UK





Jan 25 2007 11:45 AM

Hey Goons - good gig at the musician - hope to see you guys playing around Leicester soon - Trev
Uzumaki





Jan 21 2007 2:31 PM

Hi there guys...nice performance u put up at The Musician....hope to see u guys on your next gig....i'll be taping u !!! see ya around...nick if ur reading this...ur gonna be alcohol abused !
ButtonLair.co.uk - UK's cheapest badges!





Jan 20 2007 5:47 AM

Hey there Hired Goons,

Greetings from the UK's most interesting badge-maker and merchandise consortium!

Thought you might like to know that we've launched a new site, with all kinds of interesting bells and whistles.

New products for 2007 include CD duplication and embroidered patches, and as usual all of our prices include UK delivery, there aren't any set-up fees, and you can have multiple designs in the same order.





Hope to hear from you!

The ButtonLair.co.uk Team
Uzumaki





Jan 19 2007 8:25 AM

Hi guys ! Am Matts friend frm Uni and me and another mate are comming down sunday at The Musician to tape u guys for our group project. Look forward to it! Put up a rockin gig !
Awesome Badges





Jan 6 2007 5:48 AM

Hi
Hired Goons-
thanks a lot for being our friend and happy new year!






LUKE :)

Check out our new stuff...bottle opener keyrings, banners and flyers!
info@awesomebadges.co.uk
HARSHCORE





Dec 25 2006 8:45 AM

can we hav a practice on friday?
im busy thurs now
xxx
~*~Fudge Cake~*~





Dec 10 2006 2:10 PM


You Have Two Sites Now?
Im Confused Tut Lol
Loxinabox





Nov 2 2006 3:41 PM

hey you group of highly sexual guys! its me your retired, more to the point useless manager. want another gig, i will set one up if you would like?! loves x x
Despondent (New CD in early 2008!)





Nov 1 2006 3:20 AM

Morning Thing





Oct 17 2006 11:20 AM

NEW MORNING THING TRACKS UP!!!
Recorded on Saturday at The Crash Factory in Nottingham.
Listen and let us know what you think regardless.
Cheers,
Morning Thing
~*~Fudge Cake~*~





Oct 11 2006 1:26 PM


Tut Disgraceful
None Of My Fotos I Took Up
*Shakes Head*
Lol
Delta Wave





Sep 21 2006 6:04 AM

hey whats up everybody
check out the tunes for delta wave's upcoming album
hope you like em
Bandstickers





Sep 18 2006 2:49 AM

Come Check Us Out

GET 100 Badges for £16.50
inc ppd in the UK click HERE for more details!!!

WE ALSO PRINT BASS DRUM VINYL STICKERS
~*~Fudge Cake~*~





Sep 12 2006 2:38 PM


yourrr loverleehh fotos are on my comp nowww
so i shall have to send them to one of u
elliots not been online
they need resizeing tho cause theyre rather large fotos lol
Jenn
Lewis





Sep 7 2006 8:14 AM

im in love... with dan
Sweet Remedy





Sep 3 2006 1:56 PM

awwww dnt tell me that.
damnit. um its not that i cnt afford the £4. its gettin ther...
i mean i live in lincolnshire. i have nooo sence of direction what soo ever...i tend to go round in circles.
mmmm... i'll see wat i can do. but its pretty iffy! x
Sweet Remedy





Sep 3 2006 1:34 PM

ooo get ur newly done up page!
i dnt think i can make ur gig on the 5th, i aint got enough cash, wish i could make it tho
but i hope it all goes well x
Clo.





Aug 31 2006 11:35 AM

I'll be there for sure ! C= x
Amy HORROR





Aug 31 2006 10:38 AM

idont like chris odd & the evens :S im sure its who im thinkin of.. & i have bad-ish history with him lol

xx
Despondent (New CD in early 2008!)





Aug 29 2006 1:34 AM



Stone Fox





Aug 27 2006 3:32 PM

looking foreward to seeing this new face of Hired Goons, count me in guys :)
Sweet Remedy





Aug 25 2006 4:05 PM

ha yeahh i dont know leicester.
i can do nottingham doncaster and lincoln. but thats it. but yeah ill ask him thankyou anyways