Riding my moped, playing poker, hanging out with crazy folks and... IT! I specialize in identity management. the internet, computers, calculators, abacuses... wait abaci? abacki? How do I spell that? Whatever, stuff that's, you know, math oriented. Dr. Phil (he's a sweet guy.) I don't like sports... I will play football on the computer though, and you can't stop my blitzes. Hey I'm interested in cheese blintzes too, those are real good. Just don't get them on the keyboard or you'll have those sticky DAIRY FINGERS. also LLAMAS... I aspire to own a llama ranch.
CHECK OUT MY THIRD SET OF VIDEO OUTTAKES. THEY ARE THE FUNNIESt!
Music
Techno, Kraftwerk, anything Electronica. Aphex Twin was DOPE, did you see that video? Regina Spektor and Elliot Smith... but I gotta be careful cuz you can get tears on your monitor, and they are ROUGH to wash off. (But use a rag lightly wetted with rubbing alcohol. SERIOUS!) Beck, ... I love jazz music a lot, that Coltrane guy is crazy, I mean seriously crazy.
Movies
Hackers, Tron, all the Star Treks especially Wrath of Khan, The Godfather, Scarface, Kids, Sneakers, Wargames (ROCKS!), Wing Commander, Starship Troopers, I Robot, Minority Report, anything DEADLY and AWESOME.
Television
24, Heroes, The Office (I wanna be the IT guy on THERE! THEY need help with identity management for sure.), Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, The Simpsons... and... and... CNN!
Books
Any book on PROTECTING YOUR PASSWORD!!!
I'm all over Second Life with multiple avatars, I practically OWN Myspace (watch out Tommy Tom), I've got blogs and everything all over the internet, and obviously that makes me qualified to handle your identity managment!
YOU NEED ALPHANUMERIC PASSWORDS PEOPLE! I don't care if your pw is Snufalupagus7 or WalrusMonger409... you need to concentrate on case sensitive alphanumeric passwords!
In this day and age you need to keep your passwords safe. Someone could log onto your computer and steal your porn collection! Like your wife could! Or your evil coworker could totally post fake blog entries under your name! How would you like your friends to log in and read about your botched attempt to ask Hot Phyllis out by the water cooler last Tuesday? Right! Right? Am I right!? I'm right.
Heroes
Bill Gates, Al Gore, Steve Jobs, Your Momma, Her Friends, Norm Borlaug (he fed Asia!)
KEEP CHECKING BACK!! I'm going to be updating with NEW CONTENT, NEW BLOGS, NEW VIDEO BLOGS AND MORE all this week and FO- EVA!
I had quite an adventure the other night shooting my video resume! Here it is!
AND... I heard some good stuff about my resume, but y'all wanted to see more of what I did in the offices of Moon Savings and Loan. Well... Check it out!!!
Here's another set of outtakes for y'all!
Hey, I'm Matt Bennett... I love good people, my moped, my cat DataBasie, and a little sunshine once and awhile. I guess I'm kind of like a plant that way, digging sun, but I talk more than most rhododendrons. I'm really into computers and IT, which is one of the reasons I posted this page. Once you see my video resume you'll know I'd make a kickass IT manager. Oh, and I prefer tap water over bottled.
My specialty? Identity management... something that many people don't even think about. I'm not talking about controlling your mulitiple personality disorder so you don't throw that latte in the barista's face, I'm talking about security.
People! They leave their passwords on stickies, in folders on their desktops... this one girl I dated for awhile had her password written ON HER MONITOR... IN SHARPIE!
Check out my video resume and blog entries! Security can be a lot of fun!
If you have a job opening, or have a lead for me, send me a message, because I AM YOUR IT guy and you need the security. I'll have your network running so hard you'll think it ate a box of laxatives!
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet Einstein, Jessica Rabbit, and Mark Twain. I bet they're all really good at gin rummy!
And most importantly: anyone needing Internet security and IT management! "I will manage the identities!" - Matt Bennett, CEO Of Amazingtastickness.
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