hcm
Fed by IV, we rarely need to sleep...

Male
40 years old
Melbourne, FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 2/10/2009
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GeneralMusic, Code, Reading, Writing, Origami, Exotic Foods, Museums, Unplanned Road Trips, Snorkeling, Skiing, Apple + Macintosh, Graphic Design, Comi--er, Graphic Novels
MusicI constantly listen to new music, so big chunks of this list will be outdated by the time it's read... but right now, I'm listening to the Vells, White Hassle, the Bad Plus, My Robot Friend, Atomic 7, Ratatat, hollAnd, Creedle, Ft. Lauderdale, Gotan Project, Brian Ritchie, Carl Henry Brueggen. Perennial favorites include the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, the Young Fresh Fellows, the Who, the Push Kings, Robyn Hitchcock, Hefner, the Kinks, the Moore Brothers, Monsieur Le Roc, Ween, Asylum Street Spankers, They Might Be Giants, House of Freaks, Pixies, erm... Sir Millard Mulch.
MoviesI like bizarre characters, strange pacing, and surreal cinematography. Terry Gilliam (Brazil, 12 Monkeys), Jeunet + Caro (Delicatessen, City of Lost Children, Amelie), Paul Verhoeven (Robocop, Starship Troopers, Total Recall), Alan Ball (American Beauty, Six Feet Under), David Lynch (Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart), David Fincher (7even, Fight Club), Wes Anderson (esp. Rushmore), Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, La Femme Nikkita), Tim Burton (esp. Ed Wood and Sleepy Hollow), Napoleon Dynamite.
TelevisionJust ditched cable. I'll miss the Daily Show, but that's about it.
BooksPaul Auster, Iain M. Banks (+ Iain Banks), Roald Dahl, Philip K Dick, Paul DiFilipo, Cory Doctorow, Harlan Ellison, Richard Feynman, Stephen Fry, Charlie Kaufman, Chip Kidd, Jonathan Lethem, John Montroll, Jim Munroe, Chuck Pahluniak, Christopher Priest, Rudy Rucker, Robert Silverberg, Neal Stephenson, Theodore Sturgeon, Hunter S. Thompson, John Varley … visions and ideas taken to extremes always interest me.
HeroesSir Millard Mulch
Groups: Hawaiian Liberation FrontNeuromarketers of North AmericaChurch of the SubGeniusBaudrillard Discussion SocietyWeb of MimicryOrigamiink19Asylum Street Spankers

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     hcm's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Jose, Costa Rica
Body type:6' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Tech Stuff / Education

   hcm's Schools
Florida Institute Of Technology-Melbourne
Melbourne, FLORIDA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Computer Science
 
Current Courses:

2005 to Present
Florida Institute Of Technology-Melbourne
Melbourne, FLORIDA
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
 
Current Courses:

1987 to 1991
Northeastern University
Boston, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
 

1986 to 1987

   hcm's Networking
Music - Performance - Bass

Publishing - Writer - Critic


   hcm's Companies
Ink 19
Melbourne, FL US
Publisher

1991 - Present
Ubikorp
Melbourne, FL US
Head Geek

1997 - Present



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About me:

His eyes took in the room's contents in one quick glance. The spilled India ink, the orange wig. The set of butter knives, shining like bad intentions under the careful moonlight. "Maybe I don't need to encapsulate my thoughts in quote marks," he remarked to himself. Perhaps he was right.

Picking up a random object -- a matchbox put to unplanned uses, the carefully-lettered label on it reading Goliathus Legs -- he wondered about the meaning of it. In fact he wondered about the meaning of it all, this smallish space, crammed to the rafters with all manner of objects, conceivable and not. Did each one serve a purpose? Or were they merely thrown together in this volume, with only chaos and chance to determine whether they had anything to do with each other?

Taking a seat (on a well-traveled but empty sea-chest), he began taking inventory.

Who I'd like to meet:

"Now this one here," he thought to himself, forgetting for a moment that the quote marks were unnecessary. He was looking at a framed collection of butterfly wings. On the back was stamped the date that the item was entered into the collection, and a ragged card, affixed by some sort of gum, noted how many people had already looked it. He imagined a shadowy figure, holding it up to the light, tilting it this way and that to make the iridescence catch the light and throw it back screwy. Pretty, he though, momentarily proud of the absence of punctuation.

How many people have considered this item, he continued, considered it and then placed it back, to rummage for perhaps a broomstick studded with bycicle horns, or a papier-mache aphid. A glance at the card told him that 432 people have done just that. Everyone comes in here looking for something -- it would be so much easier if they knew what, but that's the nature of this place.

What was he looking for? He really didn't know. Something with levers, gears, motors and wheels, to take him to locations unknown and unthought-of? Something with a large array of lenses and prisms, a device made for perceiving the world in fascinating, sometimes disconcerting, lights?

The sea chest creaked under his weight. He glanced around again, wondering where to start. If only there were someone who could help...




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Marc Dank





Feb 2 2009 10:15 PM

happybirthday Ian. i hope things are well.
Charley





Aug 20 2008 9:14 PM

Don't Forget to Stock Up for the Storm

Charley





Jul 7 2008 3:46 PM

Agent Slack





Apr 20 2008 3:56 AM

Hey hcm, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!

Charley





Mar 14 2008 3:40 PM

Andrew





Feb 9 2008 2:49 AM

I hope you had a great birthday!
Gail (Find Me On FaceBook)





Feb 5 2008 5:58 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN!!!
LOVE,GAIL XO
Charley





Feb 5 2008 4:52 PM

Agent Slack





Feb 4 2008 4:23 PM

hey ... Happy soon to be B-day!
Undertow





Dec 28 2007 10:37 PM

look who got arrested for murder from our School

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1788290
the moore brothers





Nov 5 2007 9:52 AM

haha i cant believe we went to high school with this girl!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=370913
Maven Dooshe





Sep 19 2007 5:00 AM

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Aug 18 2007 5:58 AM

We're so glad for the add & can't wait to talk w/you in realtime.
Until then we'll be lurking. Stop by soon!
Your friends @ RockCritics.com

p.s. Yours is a mighty fine 'zine.
Charley





Jul 2 2007 3:38 PM

Picture from my recent trip to the Keys:

nap.





May 6 2007 2:00 AM

you have a nice bus. i adore your bus. it's true.
Charley





Mar 14 2007 4:08 PM

Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue?

Neal Smith





Feb 6 2007 12:24 AM

Happy Birthday from NA$!
adriaan mol





Feb 4 2007 4:03 PM

happy b day!
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Feb 1 2007 5:39 PM

happy birthday from the ghost of the ggp.
Marc Dank





Feb 1 2007 5:32 PM

yo. happy birthday mang! i hope everything is going swimmingly for you!
John Sluder Photography


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Jan 22 2007 5:17 PM

Thanks for hooking up that web stats for me...
Leslie





Jan 5 2007 6:14 PM

Welcome back, can't wait to hear about your trip.

Happy New Year

got an Ipod now so can get your pod cast
Andrew





Dec 8 2006 4:06 PM

heyyy buddy's got the yoda mask again
and he's making everyone laugh
everyone look, it's buddy
buddy is the man, buddy is the maaaan
nap.





Jul 23 2006 6:31 PM

How many times have I told you not to hang that giant beast head from the light grid? Take it home. Put it in your own house. It smells horrible.
Martin Pursley





Jul 2 2006 2:22 AM

FEED ME A STRAY CAT
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