Offending folks & making enemies since 1979. I may not have done it the best, but I was doing it first. If you think this is directed toward you, it probably is. Because: You are not Black Sheep, Just Sheep in Black"
I wanna be a photographer when I grow up. So take a look at my fotos and tell me what you think.
Anything Odd, Strange, Weird, Creepy & Bizarre! Bad Horror Movies, Good Zombies Movies! Being loud & obnoxious. Cursing... allot. Saying "F*CK" in front of little old ladies, spitting gum on sidewalks, having 15 items in the 10 or less lane. The smell of 'Brylcreem' and/or 'Tres Flores'.
Tarot Cards;
Halloween;
The Black Devils;
Santa Muerte;
Ghost Stories;
My Cat Sunny;
The smell of Old Spice;
1949 Mercuries;
Virgin Mary Statues;
3D Jesus Art;
Prayer Candles;
Creepy Religious Junk;
1950's Cadillac Hearses;
Skeleton Keys;
My Dog Lola;
Junk Shops;
Bondage Pants with Straps;
Ugly Furniture;
Things Shaped Like Coffins;
Glitter Pens;
Stuff with Cute Skulls on it;
Things with spikes on it;
PINK;
Strawberry Sparking Water;
Chickens;
Sunflowers;
Frankenstein Toys;
Disney Lps;
Real Rockabilly;
Old Book Stores;
Voodoo;
Things with Safety Pins;
Evil;
Bondage/Fetish Photography;
1959 Pink Cadillacs;
Vinyl Clothing;
Valentino Sideburns;
Jelly Belly Jelly Beans;
Dr Pepper;
Goodies with Flames on it;
PURPLE;
Cash's Cat Booga;
Sid's Cat Samson;
ReallyOLD Houses;
Vintage Holiday Decorations;
Original Little People Toys;
Turkey & Black Vultures;
The word: GOON;
Sticking Stickers on eveything;
Superstitions;
Collecting Jimmy Swaggert Lps;
Song with my name in it;
I wish they stayed this little and cute! They make me crazy, but I love them.
音樂
Social Distortion,
Mike Ness,
The Dwarves,
The Dead Boys,
Hasil Adkins,
The Ramones,
Slick & The Dirty Sluts,
Deke Dickerson,
Hedwig & The Angry Inch,
Screeching Weasel,
The Descendents,
The Vandals,
The Dead Milkmen,
The Cramps,
Limp Johnson,
Johnny Cash,
Joan Jett,
The Misfits,
Sloppy Seconds,
The FlameTrick Subs,
Carl Perkins,
Hank Williams Sr.,
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins,
The Rev. Horton Heat,
The Stray Cats,
Gene Vincent,
Billy Idol,
NoFX,
The Nobodys,
Rancid,
Everclear,
Unknown Hinson,
Sublime,
The Rolling Stones,
Ween,
Hole,
No Doubt,
Deadbolt,
Pain Teens,
L7,
Danzig,
The Collins Kids,
Faron Young,
Concrete Blonde,
Blondie,
Nirvana,
Babes In Toyland,
Guns N’ Roses,
Alice Cooper,
Buddy Holly,
Patsy Cline,
Reagan Youth,
Bruce Springsteen,
Janis Joplin,
Johnny Horton,
Madonna,
The Cars,
Don Williams,
Gwen Stefani,
Jim Carroll Band,
Johnette Napolitano,
Wendy O Williams & The Plasmatics,
The Monkees,
X,
The Rocky Horror Picture Show,
The Big Bopper,
Johnny David,
Screaming Lord Sutch,
電影
RoadRacers;
Gods & Monsters;
Suburbia;
The Bride of Frankenstein;
Hedwig and the Angry Inch;
Dead Alive;
ANYTHING with Bruce Campbell;
Gone With The Wind;
Giant;
Cool Hand Luke;
Freeway;
Return of Living Dead;
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me;
A Time To Kill;
Alvin & the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein;
That Night;
Another State of Mind;
Monster Squad;
Cry Baby;
Heathers;
Eddie Murphy Raw;
Scarface;
Pump Up The Volume;
Night of The Comet;
The Six-String Samurai;
Student Bodies;
Trick or Treat;
Where The Day Takes You;
Rock 'N' Roll Frankenstein;
Undead;
Bio-Dome;
Shock Treatment;
The Color Purple;
Eddie & The Cruisers;
Dazed & Confused;
Willard;
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2;
Shag;
The Adventures of Ford Fairland;
The Buddy Holly Story;
West Side Story;
The Rocky Horror Picture Show;
Romper Stomper;
Dawn of The Dead;
Fright Night;
Creepshow 1 & 2;
Valley Girl;
Happy Gilmore;
The Iron Giant;
Edward Scissorhands;
Labyrinth;
Pet Sematary;
Bram Stoker’s Dracula;
The Crow;
A Clockwork Orange
La Bamba;
The Outsiders;
Rumble Fish;
Niagara, Niagara;
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael;
Snatch;
The Basketball Diaries;
Dogtown & Z-Boys;
Boys Don’t Cry;
Bully;
Ed Wood;
Hook;
Killer Klowns From Outer Space;
Great Balls Of Fire;
True Romance;
Poltergeist;
Night Of The Demons;
The Burning Bed;
Crossroad;
Thing Called Love;
Birdy;
Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye;
May;
Christine;
C.H.U.D. II Bud The Chud;
Sid & Nancy;
Ode To Billy Joe;
Parents;
Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Wolf?;
All The Fine Young Cannibals;
Mad Max Beyond The Thunderdome;
Falling Down;
Stand By Me;
Rock 'N' Roll High School;
Bullet;
Lolita;
Gift;
Late For Dinner;
Freaked;
Airheads;
Loves Deadly Triangle;
My Family, Mi Famillia;
Kalifornia;
Welcome To The Dollhouse;
Angle Heart;
Near Dark;
Heartbreak Hotel;
電視
The Munsters;
Tom & Jerry;
Pee-Wee's Playhouse;
How Clean Is Your House?;
Today's Special;
The Addams Family;
The Simpson;
The Trailer Park Boys;
The Young Ones;
Desperate Housewives;
Law & Order (All of them);
Da Ali G Show;
Wife Swap;
ER;
Third Watch;
Reno 911;
Rollergirls;
Roseanne;
NewsRadio;
My Name Is Earl;
You Can't Do That On Television;
The Jenny Jones Show;
Tales From The Dark Side;
Out of Control;
Pinwheel;
The New Twilight Zone;
The Three Stooges;
Amazing Stories;
Scooby-Doo;
Mamma's Family;
Dexter's Lab;
Old cartoons on Boomerang;
Salute Your Shorts;
Biography;
Kids In The Hall;
Lush Life;
She-TV;
Notorious;
Real Sex;
The Investigator;
American Justice;
48 Hours Mystery;
Taxicab Confessions;
Cathouse;
Bones;
House;
書籍
"The Giving Tree"
by Shel Silverstein,
Old S.E Hinton,
"Will There Really Be A Morning?" by Frances Farmer,
"Winnie The Pooh" by A. A. Milne,
"Go Dog Go" by P.D. Eastmen,
"Gone With The Wind" by Margaret Mitchell,
"And I Don't Want To Live This Life" by Deborah Spungen,
"There's a Wocket In My Pocket" by Dr. Seuss,
"If I Ran The Zoo" by Dr. Suess,
Old V. C. Andrews,
"If Chins Could Kill" by Bruce Campbell,
"Would You Like To Play Hide & Seek In The Book With Lovable, Furry Old Grover?" by Jon Stone,
"Faeries"
by Brian Froud & Alan Lee,
"Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" by Alvin Schwartz,
"More Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark"
by Alvin Schwartz,
"Scary Stories 3, More Tales to Chill Your Bones"
by Alvin Schwartz,
"The Basketball Diaries"
by Jim Carroll,
The Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling,
"The Enchanted Forest Chronicles"
by Patricia C. Wrede,
"Calvin & Hobbes" books by Bill Watterson,
"Tank Girl" by Hewlett & Martin
(But only the "Dark Horse" Issues. Not any of that complete sh*t that started coming out in the late 90's.)
偶像
Sid & Cash
They saved my life. And made it really worth living. I can't think of a damn thing that I could have ever done with my life could have made me as happy as being their 'Mommy'.
Abraham Lincoln,
Frances Farmer,
Jayne Mansfield,
Tank Girl,
Vampira,
Blaze Starr,
Scarlett O'Hara,
Heaven Leigh Casteel,
Elsa Lanchester as The Bride of Frankenstein,
Marilyn Monroe,
Kim & Aggie,
Burlesque, Pin Up, Horror, Greaser, Rockabilly, Fetish, Zombie, The Late Marilyn Monroe, Dead Marilyn, Some Like It Dead, Houston, Texas, Tattoo, Rat Rod, Monsters, Hot Rod, Kustom, Kulture, Psychobilly, Punk, Punkabilly,
The unholy love child of Lux Interior and Ann Margret. I am a Work In Progress: Full time mommy, sometime student, junk collector, music addict, horror movie fan, certified Sick Girl, evil to the end, the ruin of men.
I am the kind of person that you either like or you don't. There is no in between with me. And if you don't like me, I WON'T grow on you. I share the same birthday as Elsa Lanchester, and I'm proud of that. I'm painfully honest. But I LOVE to exaggerate. I pick my wedge with no shame. I'm extremely childish and horribly insecure. I'm always the loudest person in the room. I say the wrong thing at the right time. I can be very intimidating and am easily intimated. I pick my nose, talk way to loud and throw things when I'm mad. I'm not a model, but I love to pretend. I try to live by the rule: "Not to say any thing behind someones back that you would not say to their face." And I pretty much do.
I have a BAD habit of talking before thinking. I try to give everyone a chance when I meet them. I have few friends by choice: More Friends, More Drama. The last person you'd think I chose for a friend is always my first choice. The most unlikely people make the best friends. I always cheer for the 'Under Dog', I am the 'Under Dog'. If you ever ask me to hang out, and I don't take you up on it, don't take it personally! Most people make me nervous and uncomfortable. I never know what to say or do. So I'm much happier to sit at home and hang out with my pets and kids. They always seem to have far more interesting things to say and do than most of the people I've met in this world.
I H-A-T-E to type and almost NEVER reply to my emails! Mainly because I'm Dyslexic, and would be much happier if everyone change their name to BOB! I sometimes have to walk with a cane. I have: "Deteriorating Disk Disease" in my spine. Some days I'm a "Big Tuff Girl" about it and some days I'm a Big F*cking Cry-Baby about it! But in the end... I live with it.
Once you get to know me you see I'm a BIG dork and like VERY dorky things. I find the weirdest things funny. I laugh at everything. I think more people should laugh. I love to laugh at myself and to make other people laugh at me. I LOVE to talk. I always have something to say on ANY subject. My job is my kids. And I'm good at what I do. I work very hard at trying to find way to become a better mother every day.
我想認識：
Humbert Humbert; Crispin Glover; Cillian Murphy; Rhett Butler; The Six String Samurai; Homer Simpson; Dude Delaney; Herman Munster; Count Carl von Cosel; Curly; Frankenstein's monster; Bruce Campbell; Donnie Darko; Vincent Van Gogh; Invader Zim; Gary Oldman; Jeremy Irons; King Kong; Jason Voorhees; Tim Roth; Booga; Mr. Blonde; Rasputin; Edger Cayce; Super Grover; Vincent D'Onofrio; and a Thylacine
Artist: I love art of all types. I'm really crazy about sketches, drawings, paintings and original dolls. If I could have any talent it would be to paint and draw. I'm in love with the whole new look that is coming out of photography. The "Modern Pin-Up" photography is amazing.
Texas Culture: If you are a Texan with a web site, band, or a Texas artist, performer, model or any other Texas life style maker: ADD ME!
Who I'd like NOT to meet:
LIARS; Bullsh*tters; Baby's Mommas or Baby's Daddys; CHEATERS; Wannabes; Two Faces B*tches; Fake Ass People; Chicks that borrow your clothes and never give them back; Lazy ass Day Dreamers; Back Stabbers; Back Bitters; Chicks with big ass horse teeth; People who can't take a damn joke; Creepy guys that think "I'm the only one who understands them"; Or that I'm their "Soul Mate"; And YOUR ghay ass BAND!
Yes, everybody remember tomorrow to do your part to reduce the evergrowing population of turkeys. And don't forget, unlike zombies, removing the head isn't enough... you have to stuff them, cook them and eat them or they'll just keep coming back!
So get your ovens, deep fryers, or flame throwers ready and
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