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THE HiTMEN
Rock / Powerpop / Psychobilly

Eating shit like it's candy.



ASHEVILLE, North Carolina
United States

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Last Login:  11/26/2009
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Member Since2/27/2006
Band Websitewww.thehitmenwillkillyou.com
Band MembersTommy Gunz on Drums, Johnny Slapya on self pity
InfluencesElectricity and Chocolate.
Sounds Like Our songs.
Record LabelTrump Records.
Type of LabelMajor


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Nov 20 2009 9:30P
The Rocket Club West Asheville, North Carolina

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   About THE HiTMEN
The HiTMeN have made a name for themselves playing clandestine CIA functions in the 80's during the Reagan years. Known as the original "Freedom Jam Band", Tommy Gunz and Johnny Slapya are legends among government operatives worldwide. And as Dick Cheney's favorite band and as some of the only folks who've ever succeeded at making him dance, The HiTMeN are indeed quite special. When not focused on being washed up ROCK STARS, The HiTMeN still find time to throw together haphazard assassination attempts...specializing in targeting honorable but vulnerable third-world leaders who unsmartly refuse to sell out their country's resources to our corporations. This my friends is a problem. At the end of the day The HiTMeN can still make a jackal dance and a company money...all in the name of FREEDOM. Limited time offer, only while supplies last.

   


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THE HiTMEN's Friends Comments
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The Discordian Society

The Discordian Society



Dec 1 2009 2:48 PM


the Secret B-Sides SPACE

the Secret B-Sides SPACE



Jun 24 2009 2:40 PM





motorskills

motorskills



Apr 22 2009 5:01 PM

mo daddy's
Foul Mouth Jerk

Foul Mouth Jerk



Apr 10 2009 3:33 PM

I was actually thinking of changing it to Outspoken Young Man
Trinumeral

Trinumeral Festival



Apr 2 2009 1:23 PM

Paperboy

Paperboy



Apr 1 2009 3:55 AM

hahaha, our cover of american cheese looks so funny side to side with boycott kraft food on your top freends!!! isnt irony a great thing?! =)
Paperboy

Paperboy



Apr 1 2009 3:47 AM

you guys rock so hard.
iffnwhen we're ever back in a'ville your's is the first number we call!! <3
Joel Schantz

Joel Schantz



Apr 1 2009 12:10 AM

Friday of course.
Keepin' the train rollin'
WICKED JONES

WICKED JONES



Mar 25 2009 3:40 PM

Andrew

Andrew



Jan 12 2009 10:40 PM

So I have been freekin ready to go on the final mix for decoy, but old Rob g.
is playin hermit on the hill, not wantin to kill, but hey man what the F???
Rudy and The HumBuckers

Rudy and The HumBuckers



Jan 6 2009 9:00 PM

I really like your tunes. I wish I could play/write songs like that. I grew up listening to this music, I just felt it easier playing the "New Riders" kinda stuff (pedal steel).. Don't even want you to come to our next show ( ha ) , but I'll be at yours. thanks for the add.
Rudy
MarsupiaL

MarsupiaL



Dec 10 2008 10:14 PM



Thanks for the add! Check out our new songs on our myspace page, and leave us a comment when you get a chance.

We're opening for East Coast Dirt, Thurs. dec. 18th, at Emerald Lounge in Asheville.

Thank you for supporting live music.

www. marsupialmusic. com
Opus Grey (LIVE Fri Dec 11 at The Boiler Room)

Opus Grey (LIVE Fri Dec 11 at The Boiler Room)



Nov 22 2008 10:56 AM


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suzen

suzen



Nov 11 2008 12:06 AM

well, peace and friendship won't kill me...right?
Andrew

Andrew



Jul 19 2008 8:30 PM

Thanks, ...I think.
oh, and Eff you too!
Sir Thomas Gunz

Sir Thomas Gunz



Jul 18 2008 2:16 PM

You guys put the hotshit in the cockpit and let it fly like a rocket ship...and what else is there really to do?
Big (RED)

Big (RED)



Jun 18 2008 1:33 AM

you HitMen are my inspiration! thanks for my birthday message...good luck with the show this weekend. wish i could be there but i have rocking out here to attend to. soon, we will converge and rock and the planet won't know what hit it.
snarlos

snarlos



May 30 2008 1:50 PM

HeyTHE HiTMEN
If you are coming to Asheville, check out our open mic on thursday nights at the Courtyard Gallery downtown at 9 Walnut St.
9pm-12pm- check it out!
Andrew

Andrew



May 29 2008 3:20 PM

wow, what a great song...who mixed that?
We Are Mites You Are Not.

We Are Mites You Are Not.



Jan 15 2008 5:18 PM

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Jul 25 2007 6:03 PM

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Thanks for the interest, keep us posted!!
We Are Mites You Are Not.

We Are Mites You Are Not.



Jun 23 2007 6:12 PM

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The Great Cotton Catastrophe

The Great Cotton Catastrophe



Feb 22 2007 10:44 PM

Just got to thinkin', I ain't made a mess outta nothin' in quite a few days. My natur'l inclination is to get on with worryin' 'bout things that are round' that darned blasted corner. I tell you what though, if'n we's all charge that fearful corner t'gether, maybe there won't be nothin' over there but a sidewalk full of truth and promise.

Ya'll take care now.
-Cotton
Brian

Brian



Dec 8 2006 11:06 PM

In it for the music ... and the candy. Your candy bars should be thrown from the stage like guitar picks, being the chocolate rock gods that you are. If need be, I will respond with underwear, if you so desire.
Paperboy

Paperboy



Oct 29 2006 12:05 AM

thanks for the well wish! if any of you guys or your friends are coming to the battle tomorrow at the orange peel, the show starts at 8 and we go on THIRD, so dont be late! remember Rock-toooooooo-ber only comes around once a year. rock on.
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