Drag him out your window
Dragging out the dead
Singing I miss you
Snakes and ladders flip the lid
Out pops the cracker
Smacks you in the head
Knifes you in the neck
Kicks you in the teeth
Steel toe caps
Takes all your credit cards
Get up get the gunge
Get the eggs
Get the flan in the face
The flan in the face
The flan in the face
Dance you fucker dance you fucker
Don't you dare
Don't you dare
Don't you flan in the face
Take it with the love its given
Take it with a pinch of salt
Take it to the taxman
Let me back
Let me back
I promise to be good
Don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize
Help me, call the doctor, put me inside
put me inside
put me inside
put me inside
put me inside
I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops. . . .
Walking like giant cranes
And with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked
in a tight little world
and are you on the list?
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
Investments and dealers
Investments and dealers
Cold wives and mistresses
Cold wives and Sunday papers city
Boys in First Class don't know we're born just know
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job
Someone always does
I wish you'd get up get over
get up get over and turn the tape off
I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops
So I'm just gonna. . . .
Movies
MS Ipod Parody
Microsoft re-designs the iPod!
Whoa! Meteor Crash
A meteor crashes a few hundred feet from these guys, in the desert. Amazing.
hey my friend saw your profimle and thin0ks you look hoLt! she is new to myspQace but wants to chat with you on msTn mesksenger her name on there is emily25fine@hotmail.com
damn i am goin nuts right now...i am so histerical...i received a FREE $500 Gift Card to Macy's in the mail tonight...i've noticed all these offers going around for free gift cards, but when i saw the Macy's one i couldn't resist and asked for one...it took me 4 minutes and I ACTUALLY GOT IT IN THE MAIL! act fast and get yours before they are all gone, i'm gunna get more
DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that horace has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. THOSH.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from THOSH.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at THOSH.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. THOSH.COM
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The Doctor's new assistant you dildo! You don't half crack me up at times. What did you think "Piper" had to do with anything else?
Am not using ..Myspace.. because you didn't reply to my email - just thought I'd comment as I was on reading messages anyway. But now you mention it, where *is* my reply?
I shall not be joining you on ..Facebook.. - it's getting ridiculous the amount of social networking sites that people are hopping back & forth to now. And I HATE ..Myspace.. as it is.
I talk to the people who matter (such as yourself) properly and that does me just fine.
Lol, working for them too, are they paying you in money or computer parts ? I'm good, i have all my essays in on time and even have started my dissertation - yes i'm amazing :p but no i was not on tv saying mysapce, how random.
That meteor crash is the best video ever, I would do anything to have been there... How's it going hob? fancy going to a Haloween party at Stafford Castle at some point on Tuesday night?? xx
Hey love was nice seeing you at the party & all =)
Sorry bout not being able to say bye the other day, that always seems to happen lol.
Anyway hope you enjoyed yourself & hopefully see you again sometime soon.
Take care
xxxx
