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Neil Gardner
Neil Gardner Available from BBC Audiobooks from 14th Feb 2008!

Male
35 years old
London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/6/2009
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GeneralRobert Rankin on radio and audio!
MusicAll the music in "The Brightonomicon" is by High Score Productions
MoviesAnything starring our lovely cast!
TelevisionAnything that stars our cast...they being so lovely!
BooksEverything by Robert Rankin for he is the don of writing!
HeroesPete Barnes, Robert Rankin, Barry the Time Sprout, John n Jim, Hunter S Thompson, ambulance men & women, people who fight for right, Zippy, Croooooooow, anyone who questions the status quo and makes their own mind up...Hugo Rune and Rizla!

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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Croydon
Body type:Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Radio Producer & writer

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Jan 1999-present
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hokus bloke had a great time with everyone at the party on friday. Thanks for all the birthday wishes! Posted at 11:32 PM Jun 6 from Mobile
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About me:
Brightonomicon Wrap Party
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Add to My Profile | More Videos This is the MySpace home of "The Brightonomicon" audio series, adapted from the original best-seller by RObert Rankin. This full-cast drama/comedy is 7 hours long, comprises 13 half-hour episodes and stars more A-List talent than a Hollywood movie! As we can't fit everything in here, check out the main website (CLICKY HERE) which has a ton of behind the scenes stuff to keep you up to date and amused. We have podcasts, videos, piccies and much more! Produced by Hokus Bloke Productions and Ladbroke Radio, "The Brightonomicon" is released by those lovely people at BBC AUDIOBOOKS on FEB 14th 2008 as a spectacular 7 CD boxset (with bonus goodies) and as a digital download (worldwide!). You can pre-order the boxset RIGHT NOW, at a stunning price from the good folks at PLAY.COM which we heartily recommend.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE FREE EXCERPT OF THE BRIGHTONOMICON PILOT EPISODE!!!

Here is the first of SEVEN short promotional films starring the wonderful Robert Rankin...check out our YouTube channel for more! Here is the full Cast List to whet your appetite:
  • DAVID WARNER as Hugo Rune (the most amazing man who ever lived!)
  • RUPERT DEGAS as Rizla (Rune’s amnesiac assistant), Pope Pious, Angry Chef + assorted others
  • ANDY SERKIS as Count Otto Black (the most evil man who ever lived & Rune’s arch nemesis!)
  • MICHAEL FENTON-STEVENS as The Narrator (Rizla telling the tale from the present day)
  • MARK WING-DAVEY as Fangio (the myopic barman who talks a load of toot)
  • JASON ISAACS as Tobes de Valois (the last descendent of Jesus Christ)
  • MARTIN JARVIS as Colonel Mortimer & Inspectre Sherringford Hovis
  • BEN MILLER as Captain Bartholomew Moulsecoomb
  • KEVIN ELDON as Norris Styver the Morris Minor Driver
  • PATRICK BARLOW as Professor Nessor
  • KERRY SHALE as Lazlo Woodbine, Clant, the American Voice-Over & the Doomsayer
  • KATHERINE PARKINSON as Kelly-Anne Sirjan
  • BEN ONWUKWE as RObert Johnson & Croquet Commentator
  • RICH FULCHER as Chief Whitehawk & Henry Myle-Hie
  • RICKY GROVER as SIr Burberry Spaniel-Fondler, the Henchmen & the Doorman
  • BRIAN MURPHY as Quentin Vambury-Greystoke & Inspector Hector
  • JONATHAN CECIL as Jeffrey Primark & Isambard Kingdom-Come
  • SARAH DOUGLAS as Nurse Hearse, Old Woman & The Lady In The Straw Hat
  • SIMON GREGOR as Hubert the Tramp & Others
  • COLIN McFARLANE as Jimi Hendrix & American Gangster
  • IAIN LEE as Stan Post, Lewes Tour Guide & Medic
  • KATE O'SULLIVAN as Queen Mother, Medic & PA Announcer
  • STEVE ORAM as Nigel Fairborough-Countless, Policeman, Maitre D & Sam the Zombie
  • TOM MEETEN as Edward Marzipan-Fudge, Policeman, Morris the Novice & Bill the Zombie
  • STEVEN CREE as Dr Proctor & Scottish Groundsman
  • DANNY EASTMAN as Danbury Collins, Angry Sports Fan & Mister Mate
  • JOHNNY DAUKES as Father Ernetti, the Tailor, the Waiter, Croquet Commentator & Mario
  • TAMSYN CHALLENGER as Janet Orion
  • ELLIOTT STEIN as The Monk
  • ROBERT RANKIN as the Cabbies & himself
  • LAURIE BUCKLEY as the Young Lady in the Pub & the Girl at the Bar
  • JAY FRANCIS as Hugo Rune's Biggest Fan
  • NEIL GARDNER as Ahab the Space Crab & the Ministry of Serendipity Voice Over
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who is a fellow Rankin-ite!



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Nov 11 2009 3:13 PM

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Oct 3 2009 11:46 AM

Hello hokus bloke
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Jun 20 2009 11:51 AM

Yo
Was wondering if you knew anyone that plays synth/drums/bass in the London/SE area? I have a backlog of London/Brighton/Midlands gigs and I'd much rather do them with a permanent live backing band.
Any word would be appreciated.

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VENICE

VENICE



Jun 8 2009 8:30 PM






Hey Neil, we just wanted to pop by and wish you a happy birthday.
Hope you have a great one!

VENICE

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Chevronz

Chevronz



Jun 8 2009 8:36 AM

Happy Birthday Neil you hokus bloke. related to Mr. Rune by any chance? All the best from Gaz and the Chevronz.
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Marc Ceccotti



Jun 7 2009 4:53 PM

Thanks for the add !
Very much appreciated !
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May 19 2009 2:25 PM

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The Hours



May 12 2009 4:21 PM

So, Wednesday is the new Sunday. Which makes Saturday the new Tuesday? And, according to my calculations…That makes Monday the new Friday!!!! Which is just as well, as we’re playing at Cargo on Monday 18th May!! Come down!!!
Michelle Short © aka Lady Snowolf

Michelle M. Short



May 4 2009 4:18 PM

Just wanted to drop by and say Hi =D

Have a Wonderful Week

My Motto:
'Whatever you do today, do it with Greatness and Pride.'

Take care,
Michelle



TWO WRONGS

TWO WRONGS



May 4 2009 2:49 PM

Thanks for having us...
Loz & Maxii
:x

PS. New videoblog up on our page!
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Lucas Darklord



Apr 21 2009 7:55 AM

Hey there.


New experimental, noise, dark ambient material for download, find it via http://corporatemanifestations.com

Cheers,

LD
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Apr 9 2009 3:32 PM

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Feb 21 2009 11:06 AM

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Jan 20 2009 5:55 PM

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Jan 16 2009 6:50 PM

heyyy thank you for accepting us. What do you think of our songs? If you get a chance please have a listen...
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Dec 14 2008 2:47 PM

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Nov 10 2008 12:35 AM

My dad is on the video of the wrap party....how cute!!
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Oct 23 2008 12:59 PM

Hope to see you There. Mail us for guest List OR Call/tex the number on the flyer.

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Jun 8 2008 3:44 PM

Happy Birthday!!!

Keep it foolish....

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VENICE

VENICE



Jun 8 2008 8:34 AM



Hey,
We just wanted to pop by and wish you a happy birthday.
Hope you have a great one!

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