one time rich curley was walking through some shady back alley, when he came across a dumpster. inside the dumpster was none other than joe hoban. then they walked down the street together and found drew working as a traveling eraser salesmen. they walked by the local college where tom was working his way to becoming both a neuro-surgeon and a nuclear scientist. soon after, hold the phone! was born.
holy shiznit dawg i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised everywhere and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac quality here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ringsdf.com
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. BUSMR.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from BUSMR.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at BUSMR.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. BUSMR.COM
ahhh hold the phone!...do any of you listen to mustard plug? bc i think the beginning of captain dangles sounds kind of like the beer song by them...but then again i am canadian...
remember i said it was june tenth, ya well it turns out thats not true and it hasent been reschdualed. my bad. add note to self and hell keep u up to date and stuff.
