There's AUSTIN, a pleasantly angry man who sometimes sings, sometimes screams, but always tries to disguise flailing as dancing. There's also BRYON, a smooth punk rock pimp who plays guitar wearing metal in the nether-regions and sometimes sporting strawberry syrup as a costume. ANDY is not only the master of composure but also the Thunderbroom-wielding bass guitarist. Who could forget JOEL, the drumstick breakin', heartbreak makin' king of country-fried beer who has played more street dances than you'll ever see? ERIC is our resident rubberlipped chucklehead guitar noodler who has a nose for trouble...and pink. Last but possibly least is HOLLANDER R*******, a mentally exotic appreciator of female protruberances whose first name was so interesting that we decided to steal it [CURRENTLY TITS UP].
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Influences
Various manifestations of rage, jokes that go too far, interesting hats with interesting stories and the occasional rocks glass of ethanol.
Sounds Like
We've been told by actual people that we sound like Bad Religion, Alkaline Trio and the Pixies. We don't believe any of them.
Armed with an intense energy and an infinite thirst for beer, hollander is five fellows who provide energetic indie punk to anyone that has the misfortune to catch one of their shows. Did we say "misfortune?" We meant "tremendous opportunity."
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Our shirts come in these 2 designs on these 3 color schemes.
"More Bars in More Places" and "Flying Mammals and Other Natural Oddities"
Small - XL. Some size and shirt combinations are sold out.
Email for Info.
$12 by hand, $15 by Mail.
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Full Length CD's - $10 by hand/$12 by mail
Media One Funski 08
Hey there!! We just wanted to wish you a spooky week and remind you that our album comes out this week!! Click on the pic to listen to samples of all the songs on amazon.com or check it out in the itunes store!
hey we are gonna start playin basement shows in mitchell every sunday starting august 2ond for the rest of our lives so if ya wanna play a show any sunday let us know
Hey! Stop what you are doing! We are having a button sale!
100 Buttons Just 15 Dollars! 500 Buttons Just 70 Dollars! 1000 Buttons Just 130 Dollars 2000 Buttons Just 250 Dollars! The sale ends August 1st so check it out now!
Hey hey haaaay. So before we get drunk and play at Nutty's we are playing a acoustic set at Hot Topic in the Empire mall. I'm wondering if you boys would like to make a cameo appearance and maybe play a few songs with us to promote the show to some sexy ICP goth chicks. Holla!
Thank you!
Hoping to hit 10k views by my birthday!
I hope all is well =)
Chase Lisbon
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If you'd like to talk about the videos or photos, I'm at myspace. com/chaselisbon.
"It was never quite like this before. Not one of you's the same. "
