Once upon a nation Vice President Dick looked around his country and saw that
all was not right. Sure, he and his adopted son, President George, had started
a couple of wars, put that pesky environment back in its place and given
a heap of cash back to some deserving billionaires, but there was a bad smell
in the air.
The smell of dissent!
Dick saw the youth demographic starting to grumble. Mothers and fathers whod
lost their kids to Iraq were starting to shout. Approval ratings were dropping!
One breezy morning, while enjoying a petroleum slushee, Dick said to George,
The peasants are revolting! Not that I care, but Im not going to live forever-
this ticker of mine disintegrated back in 03 and somebodys gotta run this
country into the ground when were dead.
What do you think all these troublemakers want, George?
Freedom! said George.
Ive got an idea, said Dick. Ill start a punk band!
Those stupid kids love music! And back when I was CEO of Halliburton, I
had time enough to learn a few tasty licks! Youll play the drums, George!
Whattaya, say?
Freedom? said George.
All Dick needed now was a singer. So he scoured the nation looking
for the perfect Neocon skank to front his band.
Finally, in Colorado Springs, he found Holli Burton;
a young Republican and also a Vice President- of the Future Ann Coulters
of America and Dominatrix Club.
So together the trio set off to spread the joy of tyranny far and wide.
Once upon a nation Vice President Dick looked around his country and saw that all was not right. Sure, he and his adopted son, President George, had started a couple of wars, put that pesky environment back in its place and given a heap of cash back to some deserving billionaires, but there was a bad smell in the air. The smell of dissent! Dick saw the youth demographic starting to grumble. Mothers and fathers whod lost their kids to Iraq were starting to shout. Approval ratings were dropping! One breezy morning, while enjoying a petroleum slushee, Dick said to George, The peasants are revolting! Not that I care, but Im not going to live forever- this ticker of mine disintegrated back in 03 and somebodys gotta run this country into the ground when were dead. What do you think all these troublemakers want, George? Freedom! said George. Ive got an idea, said Dick. Ill start a punk band! Those stupid kids love music! And back when I was CEO of Halliburton, I had time enough to learn a few tasty licks! Youll play the drums, George! Whattaya, say? Freedom? said George. All Dick needed now was a singer. So he scoured the nation looking for the perfect Neocon skank to front his band. Finally, in Colorado Springs, he found Holli Burton; a young Republican and also a Vice President- of the Future Ann Coulters of America and Dominatrix Club. So together the trio set off to spread the joy of tyranny far and wide.
VIDEO OF "You're A Terrorist" by Holli Burton and the Patriot Act
Holli Burton and The Patriot Act's Friend Space (Top 23)
mothers lament Mommas don't let your daughters grow up to make less than a buck help em make equal pay for equal work. mommas don't let your daughters grow up to make less than a buck tell poppa to pay them the same, as they pay their sons !!!
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I found this ugly little monkey digging through my trash!
He's been a naughty little monkey and he needs to be locked up in a cage for a very long time...
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Hello Holli Burton,
Thank you for adding me again (I lost my profile temporarily). Have they kicked you out of Iraq yet? Has your band been repealed yet? Just a couple of questions that have been burning at the back of my brain.
