Sorry folks. My time here is only business related. The real me dwells over on blogger (bustohell.blogspot.com).
All you single guys, please note I'm married, so stop trying to get me to chat with you. Blocking turds like you is a favorite activity of mine, so scram.
Yes, I AM married. The first guy on my Friends List is my husband. And yeah, he's as crazy as he looks. So I do NOT want to be part of your Singles Chat group. Stop spamming me, assholes.
And no, I am NOT interested in joining your Live Web Cam Chat group. I'm not here to be an attention whore. I'm not here to have my photos rated. I am not here to acquire 9,487 friends. I only add people I know personally or that are involved in the Haunted House business or other "morbid" entertainment. Or the occasional musician or band I like.
And speaking of music, I loath rap and hip hop. So all you rappers and hip hoppers, stop trying to add me as a friend. You're wasting your time.
Are you trying to get me to join your home-based business? Are you trying to get me to get a home loan with you? Are you offering me a free iPod Nano? Are you a girl with big tits, wanting me to look at your photos, videos and webcam? If you are any of the above, fuck off.
Do you even know me? No? Then go away.
But for those of you who I REALLY know, there's this:

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