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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
Be warned! I am off the "hook", the "chain", the "grid", the "charts", and most importantly, the "wagon"! I'm really very easy to get along with because wherever your alley is, I'm up it. I have a loaded God complex and would gladly consume your soul to prolong my youth. I like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, and peeing in the shower. I never sweat the petty things and rarely pet the sweaty things. I often ramble incoherantly but it makes perfect sense to me so get out of my brain! If you were thirsty and I was a drink, I would be a can of Thunda! I love you!! So until I see you next, take it easy and if it's easy take it twice.
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Hey, Brian said he gave you the invitation for Corinne's birthday.
So, I was wondering if you're gonna be able to make it? Bring your little boy, but he's not getting any cake, I've seen him on his friggin sugar rush from PEZ!
Hey I see you are a wake.. You want to come eat with us for Philips BDay??? His mom and grandparents will be here. We are having burgers and smoked sausage and CAKE CAKE CAKE!!!! ( yummy :):)
Weed, can you believe that shit is illegal? You can buy asprin over the counter, but take 13 of them bitches and that's the last head ache you'll ever get! - Katt Williams
