Hollywood Steve
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"Possibly The Greatest Picture Ever Taken Of Me"
Male
33 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States
Last Login:
7/5/2008
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Hollywood Steve's Interests
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| General | Vindaloo
[Per Episode 7, other interests are highly unsuitable for perusal by co-workers] | | Music | The 60GB iPod is NOT BIG ENOUGH. | | Movies | This Is Spinal Tap, Sid and Nancy, Secretary, Dr. Strangelove, Pootie Tang, Monty Python, WC Fields, early Woody Allen, Charlie Kaufman, Ed Wood (director and movie), Bad Santa, Harold and Maude, Rushmore, Heathers, Blue Velvet, City of God, The Stoned Age, Gummo, Leprechaun 1-5 | | Television | Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Ben Stiller Show, Adult Swim, Simpsons, South Park, Da Ali G Show, The State, Police Squad, TV Funhouse, Ren and Stimpy, Twin Peaks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-Files, Iron Chef, Venture Brothers | | Books | "The Bible." Man, did you read that one part where God turns the dude's wife into a pillar of salt for disobeying Him, so the dude's two daughters take him to a cave and drug him and have sex with him so they can get pregnant and give him a male heir? That shit was HOT, yo!
And don't even get me STARTED on Balaam and his talking ass. | | Heroes | The dude who picks the music for the Weather Channel's local forecasts. UPDATE: Apparently his name is Steve Hurst.
Also, the ancient dude who thought to invent cheese. HOW DID THAT EVER OCCUR TO ANYBODY? |
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Hollywood Steve's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Big Rapids, MI | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Hollywood |
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Hollywood Steve's Schools
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Michigan State University
East Lansing,Michigan
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Clubs: MSU Telecasters
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Big Rapids High School
Big Rapids,Michigan
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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1989 to 1993 |
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Hollywood Steve's Latest Blog Entry
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About me:
I have been working nights for two and a half years now, so I am hardly ever around when you are. (But I still love you.) (Probably.) I am a nerd, and I have the 29th-place finish in the 1989 national spelling bee to prove it. I consider "geek chic" an oxymoron no matter how well it rhymes, and I like it that way. I am quiet until I get used to you. I like my alone time. I dislike crowds. My metabolism is insane. I used to review music for allmusic.com (see frightening pics). I was in "Yacht Rock." I believe in story structure. My family is not dysfunctional. Traditional gender roles bore me. I enjoy satisfying basic biological drives in elaborate ways. I never know what to do with my hands.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Sex!
I am happy to add Yacht Rock fans I don't know personally, but I have to know that that's why you want to friend me. It helps if I can easily see some reference to Yacht Rock in your profile somewhere. Otherwise I assume the request was random, or spam, or that you want money, or creepy sex (like the kinds I'm NOT into), or to convert me to your religion/pyramid scheme. So if I can't put two and two together, I will probably ignore it unless you drop me a line and say "hello." Note: I am very, very lazy about going through my friend requests. Don't take it personal, yo.
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Hollywood Steve has 1062 friends.
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