Shaving my eyeballs. Flatulent push-ups. Playing guitar with my unibrow. Eating salmon-flavored Gameboys.
Musica
Primus, The White Stripes, L'Arc~En~Ciel, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dethklok, The Breeders, Grinderman, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Foghat, Living Colour, Mastodon, The Dessert Sessions, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rush, G. Love and Special Sauce, 311, The Stone Roses, The Blood Brothers, Horrorpops, Against Me!, PJ Harvey, The Unlovables, Puscifer, Tool, Pixies, Rasputina, Audioslave, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Vincent Black Shadow, Alice in Chains, Beck, Bad Religion, Authority Zero, Cornershop, Dance Hall Crashers, The Epoxies, Everlast, Gorillaz, Hot Hot Heat, Incubus, Korn, Les Claypool, Matisyahu, Melt-Banana, Metroid Metal, The Misfits, Deee-Lite, Motion City Soundtrack, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, The Offspring, Operation Ivy, Sausage, Save Ferris, Screaching Weasel, Skindred, Sublime, Tiger Army, The Vines, XTC, everything else in the world.
Film
Every movie except for A Clockwork Orange.
Televisione
Porn
Libri
"In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities."
-Les Claypool
Eroi
Guitar: Alex Lifeson, Ler LaLonde, Jack White, Curt Kirkwood, Billy Corgan, Josh Homme, Wata, D. Boon, Thomas Erak, John Frusciente, Paul Gilbert, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Kim Thayill, John Petrucci
Bass: Les Claypool, Geddy Lee, John Myung, Cris Kirkwood, Flea, P-Nut, Rika mm', Kim Deal, Chris Squire, Tetsu, John Entwhistle, John Paul Jones, Erlend Caspersen, Michael Manring, Jaco Pastorius, Mike Watt, Billy Sheehan, Jack Bruce, Jean Baudin
Drums: Neil Peart, Tim Alexander, Mike Portnoy, Bryan Mantia, Derrick Bostrom, David Lovering, Jimmy Chamberlin, George Hurley, Chad Smith, Stewart Copeland, Tré Cool
Vocals: Brandon Boyd, Melora Creager, Frank Black, Robert Plant, Nathan Explosion, Anthony Kiedis, Gavin Rossdale, Eddie Vedder, John Garcia, Chris Cornell, James LaBrie
Chi sono: Every man is capable of showing his contempt for the cruelty and stupidity of the universe by making his own life a poem of incoherence and absurdity.
~Alfred Jarry
Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
~Ogden Nash
Once upon a time there was a little black Rabbit. As far back as it could remember, all the Rabbit ever wanted was for someone to like it. So, the Rabbit went from animal to animal, searching. It came across Horses, Squirrels, Cats, Dogs, and even a Bear once. And to every animal, the little black Rabbit offered itself. The Horse trampled it in fright. The Squirrel nibbled at it, but found that acorns are much tastier. The Cat scratched it and hissed. Both Dogs bit it, the bites mirrored on either side. The Bear clawed it (behind the Raven's back, mind you). The Rabbit took it all and thanked them (because acknowledgment was kindness enough for a stupid Rabbit). Then one day the Rabbit came across another Dog. But this was a Dog it had never encountered before, a Beagle. A funny little thing. Cute. So the Rabbit offered itself to the Beagle. It was a while before the Beagle acknowledged the Rabbit, but the little black Rabbit did not mind. For once, it was licked rather than bitten by a Dog.
"You're one of the few people I would cross swords with."
-Woz
Lauren: "My tongue is sensitive to spiciness."
Eric: "My tongue is sensitive to clitorises."
Mike: "It's the other way around, you idiot."
"OH! YOU STOLE MY STAR! YOU CUNTRAG MEDUSA!"
-Mike, during Mario Party
YtseJamSheck (4:53:37 PM): did you put seasonings and shit on it already?
YtseJamSheck (4:53:47 PM): i guess if you boil it more it'll soften up
YtseJamSheck (4:54:58 PM): so i've given up on....like everything
GURLxCORE (4:55:28 PM): its just white rice
Eric (trying to say "show us on the doll where he touched you"): "Show him on the doll where we touched you!"
Lauren (mishearing Eric cuz he was talking into his pillow): Show Montel where we touched you?!?! Wtf?"
YtseJamSheck (2:23:35 PM): holy shit my schedule sucks anus
hpdcfuse (2:23:40 PM): lol
hpdcfuse (2:23:43 PM): too bad
YtseJamSheck (2:23:47 PM): im taking the gayest classes
hpdcfuse (2:23:53 PM): haha
YtseJamSheck (2:23:58 PM): im gonna blow a load all over my advisor
hpdcfuse (2:24:03 PM): that's what you get for telling me dailor was there
The Minutemen - The Anchor
Morphine - Shame
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Do You Love Me?
Yeah...
Also, I love the goddesses of Hyrule and am currently writing a triple-disk concept album about them because I am a nerd who will probably never have sex again.
Age of Rockets
Mi piacerebbe conoscere: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dying_Alone
Hi there! Hope you can make it to our next show at Jasper O'Farrells in Sebastopol, Ca. on October 9th! The Rovetti Experience will be playing rock, swing, blues and a tad bit of bluegrass. So if you like to dance, or just want to check out a great band, Jasper O'Farrells is the happening spot to be for the night of October 9th. Show starts at 10:00pm. Also, if you stick around till the end of the show, there will be a special treat involving fire and violin called Classical Element. Your support is always much appreciated. Thanks!
Hey - how's it going!!! Just giving you a heads up that we're coming back to NYC. We're playing at the studio at WEBSTER HALL on Monday June 22nd! The concert is 19+ and FREE, but we'll also be playing some songs on acoustic before the show if you aren't old enough to get in and want to hang out. Our new album comes out the next day, so please try and make it out so you can pick up a copy, it'd mean the world to us! If you can't make the show, check out clips from the new songs here: www.hotspurmusic.com/pre-order
bahahahaha alright lets chill we'll have a planning meeting :P howd i get sucke dinto this shitty band anyway? :P eric i miss you. lets hang out.....now. i dyed my hair we have to hang out you dont know what i look like naymore bahaha and as for rasputina, my friend molly from mohawk at art school two year ago told me about them theyre friggin sweet. :D
CHECK OUT THE HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF TEASER!!...We are playing at the River Brewing Company on June 10th. It's the night of the Wednesday night market! It'll be a blast!! Show starts at 8:00pm. Hope to see you there!!
The Rovetti Experience rokin' the fiddle wah wah at Hopmonk Taverns in Sebastopol, Ca. Hope you like the video and come to one of our upcoming shows! Please check the calendar on my profile page.
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