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I thought I could control my desires. "I'll just grab a little slack, just to see what it's all about. Hell, it's the weekend, I deserve some slack!" But that day seems so far away now. All I want is slack! It's powerful! I spend my entire waking life slacking off, and nights dreaming of giant hypodermic syringes filled with pure liquid slack being injected into my abscess ridden collapsed veins. Growing little petrie dishes of slack excreting amoebas and distilling them into snortable slack. Killing the old and weak so I can chew on thier slack glands.
The cartoon shopkeeper opened a drawer of dried-but-live gummy frog larvae; big brown dried-marshmallow pill shaped millipedes. I rebelled against the shopkeeper and danced around with the other workers in the back of the store across the hall from where I lived when I was twelve.
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