How dare you! I thought we had something SPECIAL, but you replaced MY song with that HILLBILLY CRAP! I CAN'T WAIT till I'm old enough to fool around with you JUST SO I CAN TURN YOU DOWN.
So, when are you leaving Martha for me? Wait...this won't be posted publicly, will it? I'll just blame it on boredom, sleep deprievation and hormones. Yeah, that's it!