There is a tooth stuck in your knuckle and it is rotting from the inside out. The cavity-ridden lackadaisical cultural genocide dirty dentists know no novocaine can ease the pain or tell-tale stench on your breath that is your rotting mouth, so they just ball-pin hammer them out. Back ally dentists pocketing your gold plated teeth and molding the holes with tin foil. There is a chemical reaction in your head. Your teeth are shivering and it's not from the cold. Because the blood of your gums is the missing ingredient for the elixir that could cure your stupid, stupid nerves, we give you Holy Molar, five dental school drop out hacks still willing to drill away at you just because there are so many obvious holes to fill.
Regarding your request: I'm only willing to play shows within a six hour radius of Winston-Salem, NC; as far north as Philadelphia, PA, as far west as Nashville, TN, as far south as Savannah, GA. If you throw in a free T-Shirt, I'd consider playing Jacksonville, FL. So when is the next tour, anyway?
THE NEXT ISSUE OF ALTERNATIVE PRESS WILL FEATURE AN ARTICLE ON BANDS LIKE HEROIN, UNBROKEN, AND THE LIKES. ALSO ON THE WEBSITE WILL EXTEND THE ARTICLE TO INCLUDE BANDS LIKE SWING KIDS AS WELL. BE SURE TO CHECK IT OUT WHEN IT HITS THE NEWS STANDS AND VISIT THEIR SITE FOR UPDATES!
SWING KIDS YEARS OF EXISTENCE: 1994 -1997 CRUCIAL RELEASE: Discography (1997) While everybody in the mid-90s were seemingly following a punk-rock rulebook, San Diego’s Swing Kids figured rules were for boring people. So they proceeded to throw down a blitzkrieg of hardcore noise that owed as much to the art damage promulgated by the influential local label Gravity Records, as it did to Black Flag. Hell, even the comic-book-black sartorial elegance of singing Swinger Justin Pearson caught fire with the scene (especially with at least one megalomaniac from Sweden) long after the band’s 1997 breakup. Ignore the well, because the water is always fresher from the stream, friends….
