thought I would love the kids all being in school, but it's too quiet and there's nothing to do...Mood: bored
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Sep 30 2009 6:46 PM
Jun 26 2009 8:48 PM
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?
When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior? But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half!
The Teacher fainted.
Laugh Often! You will feel better and your friends will think you finally had that breakdown!
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Feb 26 2009 4:49 PM
Hi sweet girl!
I am supposed to pick 12 women (who have touched my life) and whom I think would want to participate. I think that if this group of women were ever to be in a room together, there is nothing that would be impossible. I hope I chose the right twelve. My hugs, love, gestures and communications hopefully remind you how special that you are. Please send this back to me.
Remember to make a wish before you read the prayer. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. Just send this to twelve people and let me know what happens on the fourth day. Sorry you have to forward the message, but try not to break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. Did you make a wish yet? If you don't make a wish, it won't come true. This is your last chance to make a wish!
'May today there be peace within. May you trust that you are exactly where you are meant to be. May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith in yourself and others. May you use the gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you. May you be content with yourself just the way you are.
Let this knowledge settle into your bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love. It is there for each and every one of us.'
Now, send this to 12 women within the next 5 minutes. And remember to send this back. I count as 1...you'll see why. Suggestion: copy and paste rather than forwarding it.
Oct 18 2008 8:45 PM
Here is a little insight into a mans thought process during sex!
Kissing/Light Petting
What he hopes youre thinking: Oh, I cant resist: Im powerless before your seductive ways!
What hes afraid youre thinking: Garlic breath--ewwww!
Undressing
What he hopes youre thinking: My God, look at the size of that!
What hes afraid youre thinking: My God, look at the size of that!
Foreplay/Oral Sex
What he hopes youre thinking: I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours.
What hes afraid youre thinking: If he doesnt warn me before he comes, Im going to kill him.
Penetration
What he hopes youre thinking: You stallion, youre splitting me in half!
What hes afraid youre thinking: Is it in yet?
Your Orgasm
What he hopes youre thinking: Yes, (his name here), yes!
What hes afraid youre thinking: I deserve an Academy Award for this performance.
What hes even more afraid youre thinking: Yes, (other guys name here), yes!
Postcoital Bliss
What he hopes youre thinking: Now I know what an earthquake feels like.
What hes afraid youre thinking: Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all.
Have a great weekend ask all your friends to check out LASDreamsDelivered. com
Todd
Oct 17 2008 11:44 PM
Have a magnificent weekend. ~ John
Sep 3 2008 5:23 PM
You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Just a thought for the day! Have a great day and invite all your friends to LASDreamsDelivered. com
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Sep 1 2008 11:46 PM
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Aug 28 2008 8:04 PM
Hope your week is going great. Time to start thinking about the weekend!
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Take Care, Todd
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Aug 25 2008 12:12 PM
Just Checking in to See How its Going, Get A Chance Check Out The New Graphics at LAS Apparels and More Go To LASDreamsDelivered. com to check it out!
Have A Great Week!
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Aug 21 2008 3:13 PM
Just Stopped in to Say High!
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Aug 20 2008 4:08 PM
Have Fun on Hump Day!
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Aug 17 2008 5:56 PM
Thanks for Being a Friend!
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