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Horse - Hannah's Interests
General
Horses, horses, and, oh yeah, horses. I'm also a Lord of the Rings fan, and Phantom of the Opera fan, and have a love for comedy. Tim Minchin and Lano and Woodley are my favourite comedians, and I also love and admire the Chaser and their fantastic work. I love black jelly beans!
My favourite song is "Drowned", by Tim Minchin. I also love "Hallelujah" by Tim Minchin and Geraldine Quinn, and "You Grew On Me", "Dark Side", and "Canvas Bags" by Tim Minchin, as well as "Superman" and "100 Years" by Five For Fighting and "When I look to the Sky" by Train. I recently (2008) discovered radiohead - due to the many covers of their songs by Tripod that I found. Coldplay have some nice tunes. Kind of Pluto should come back. Their music was the epitome of awesomeness. Thank goodness there's still Tripod (whom I love, by the way. Silly, witty, funny music. What more could one want?). The Fantastic Leslie were also pretty great. Sweeney Todd and The Phantom of the Opera are my favourite musicals. And I love the Cat Empire - I don't think any other band could mash so many genres together and be as sucessful as they are, and their music is lots of fun to dance to (despite the fact that I can't really dance). And Kicking in Danger, I think, are pretty awesome.
If I could sing, I'd be a singer (without a doubt). But I can't. so I'll just have to content myself with listening to music in my room and pretending I can, while nicking my brother's guitar to play along (my piano has reached a point where it so flat, it's painful. Suppose I can't expext much more from something made in 1914. Still, it taught me to play, and I love it).
Movies
The Lord of the Rings, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, Corpse Bride, Vincent (Tim Burton's a genius), The Phantom of the Opera, Black Beauty, Spirit. And
"Two Fists, One Heart", I daresay.
Television
Doctor Who, The Chaser's War On Everything, The Sideshow, Thank God You're Here, Spicks and Specks, Rove Live.
Books
Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Tamora Pierce Books, The Phantom of the Opera, The Last Book in the Universe, Artemis Fowl
Heroes
Tim Minchin, Bear (Skytell), Project Hope Horse Welfare, Scod, Gatesy, Yon, Ben Rynderman, The Chaser, the Doctor, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Peter Jackson, Barry Roycroft, Lano & Woodley, Captain Jack Sparrow, Aragorn.
And all of my friends who have kept me afloat whenever I've needed them; my Rosie, my Holly, and my Charm. You are my lifebuoys.
Horse - Han's Details
Status:
Not telling
Here for:
Friends, procrastination
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Melbourne
Religion:
None. Not too fussed where I come from at the moment.
Some people get so annoyed how I’m so happy all the time
But I can have a dark side too.
I always take my canvas bags to the supermarket.
The world would be fantastic
If we got rid of all the plastic.
I am conservative, yet a bit iconoclastic.
I can be loud and bombastic,
But I’m mostly quiet, virtually monastic.
I’m usually sober, and rarely spastic. (Okay, this is myspace, people. I might be a bit more spastic in real life. Sorry.)
I am completely inelastic.
I have a tendency to be sarcastic.
We should all do something drastic
To rid the world of plastic.
My country is really big and nice to walk on
The bloke who used to run my country
Had built a demagoguery
And taught us to be fearful and… boring.
And the weirdest thing is that he is
Conservative of politics
But really rather radical of eyebrows…
I’ve never harmed an onion.
So why should they make me cry?
And I may just have to murder James Blunt.
Savvy?
Oh, and by the way, my best friend is awesome.
Never have I seen a Rosie with rosier cheeks than the rosie Rosie whose full name is Rosemary.
And the rest of them are pretty brilliant, too.
I have just realised that my myspace consists primarily of fun shit that doesn't tell you a great deal about me, so I'll tell you some more. I have always been and probably always will be a nerd at heart, a bit of a grammar nazi, and a bit cynical. I'm not too fond of cliches (there are exceptions), and I like things that are witty and portray things from new, different perspectives. Having said that, I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, love the odd love ballad and believe that without compassion the world would be a pretty horrid place. And yes, I do contradict myself. I also think and worry too much, according to friends; and I like creating, designing and making things.
Music is my favourite thing in the world, followed closely by my horse, Bear. He's a Project Hope Horse Welfare horse (look 'em up), and he's my lifebuoy.
Hmm, what else... ah, yeah. I have an obsessive personality, if you haven't noticed. I have two favourite musicians: Tim Minchin and Steven ("Gatesy") Gates. If you haven't heard of either, you should also look them up (Tim Minchin is my top friend, so I can get to his page easily; and there are numerous links to Steven's old band, Kind of Pluto, on this page).
Please feel free to comment me and send me a message if you feel like it. I like nice people, and I try to be as nice as possible back. I've recently noticed that I use emoticons/smilies and the word "awesome" alot. I'm sorry, but I really enjoy life, and do know alot of awesome people who can always make me smile.
I think the acronym "lol" is used too much. Well, in the wrong situations.
Sure, it's alright to use it if you are actually laughing out loud. But if you simply find something mildly amusing and are not laughing out loud, rolling of the floor laughing or laughing your arse off, MAS is a suitable alternative.
Don’t know what it means? Look here.
Who I'd like to meet:
Scod: We all have an evil side. Everyone has a bit of a hot dog man in them.
Yon: Gatesy had a hot dog man in him once.
Gatesy: Oy!
*walks from bar to edge of stage, then lies down on edge*
He wasn't a hot dog man.
He was a pastry chef... and I loved him.
Scod: Why did you love him?
Gatesy: Because he kneaded me.
- Tripod's MICF show, 2008
"The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
- Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"
*The Chaser show a clip in which Chris Taylor is showering in his underwear from a tap attached to a camel. Then the camera goes back to Chris, Craig Reucassel and Andrew Hansen*
Andrew: I'm sorry - which hairy fat animal was the camel?
"He's like fire, and ice, and rage. He's like the night, and the storm, and the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe. But he’s brilliant."
-Tim on the Doctor, "Doctor Who: The Family of Blood"
"All the ladies in the house c'mon and let me hear you say "I'm not good with maps... But I have a highly developed emotional intelligence!"
- Tim Minchin
"My name is Tim. I write funny songs and sing.
And if you don’t think funny songs are funny,
well I respect your right
to think exactly what you like,
but you’re sure as shit not getting back your money!"
- Tim Minchin
"Nobody move - I've dropped my brain."
- Cap'n Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Mister Gibbs, you have permission to throw my hat.
*Gibbs, ecstatic, throws Jack's hat in celebration*
Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.
- "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"
Hannah: Due to my observantness.
Rosie: Is observantness a word?
Hannah: Nope. My endrish is fandashtik at teh momant.
- MSN Messenger discussion
"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will only cause permanent psychological damage."
- Frank Woodley to Colin Lane.
“Because some dough was still attached.”
- Frank Woodley, “Lano & Woodley SING SONGS”
“Never try to eat a stone - it will hurt.”
- Frank Woodley, Thank God You’re Here
“And never ever try and throw a feather at someone in anger, because they will look at you and go… well, what are you doing?”
- Frank Woodley, Thank God You’re Here
“You have learnt much my son, but you have not yet learned to not be a dickhead!"
- Frank Woodley, Thank God You’re Here
“My name is Pete! But my friends call me...Tom. No, you are not my friends yet!”
- Frank Woodley, Thank God You’re Here
"You majesty, I must confess, my trousers are falling down."
- Shaun Micallef, Thank God You're Here
"My name is Tina as well."
- Shaun Micallef, Thank God You're Here
"Le sphlosten schneedenheiden."
- Shaun Micallef (talking "German"), Thank God You're Here
"Today I took the lamb out for a walk."
- Fifi Box, Thank God You're Here
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
- Bilbo Baggins at his party , “The Fellowship of the Ring” J.R.R. Tolkien
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.”
- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Fellowship of the Ring.”
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Confucius say, if you dislike neighbour, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away, and you will have his shoes!"
"Confucius say too much."
- Recent Chinese Proverb
"Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
- Steven Wright
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
- A. Whitney Brown
"A room without books is as a body without a soul."
- cisero
"Aussies are sort of like an english person and an american person who got put in the blender with a can of beer and an ape."
- Smoky
"I eat cytoplasm."
- Liz Barber, year 11 Biology class
"Being funny makes a person more attractive. Like if you saw Tim Minchin on the street, you'd say, "Oh look, a homeless guy," but when he sings the Canvas Bags song, you're like, "Whoa."
- Liz Barber, year 11 Biology class
"Mrs Shearer's hair matches the colours she's wearing today. Because turquoise has some red in it."
- Jaime Lee, the School Music Centre
"I've got my bombs on board."
- Mrs E Carter, English Class
*Mrs Carter pokes the frame of the TV screen*
"Where's the pause button?"
- Mrs E Carter, English Class
:( How did you hurt your back??? And i can't go, cause i'm waaaaaaaay underage, and i don't want to lie about my age :'( I'm just praying for a DVD :D xxx
hey hanhead, whats are some of those sites were you can watch tv shows on the internets, mainly british ones :P im looking for skins cause the youtube versions are gone *tears* stupid copyright. grumble grumble, :P X
i like hanhead too :P XD according to his myspace we get to see himcrying in his undies. heh hehe. naw. i really wanna see it :( i hope stheres a dvd of someform, or some nice youtuber. X
oh han thats onderful news! a ten on the axis of awesomeness! oh yes, that ep thingy. hahaha. well, my mouth is broken, so recording must be done carefully and with many nurofen. :P i've got AT least 3 songs to record, which HEY! should be enough XD huzzah! X
hello hanhead. XD i wanna sees ROcknrollnerd, but i was browsing the tim forum, as i do. and i sees something about you worrying to get in :| IS THERE AN AGE RESRICTION AHHHHHHH i'll never pass! people think i'm in year five. *cries* oh timness. X
If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine."
